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All right gentlemen. The fun continues. Another OKCupid online dating AW profile for your viewing pleasure, entertainment and parsing. I wouldn't give this c**t the time of day, not even for a f**k and chuck. She isn't even that good looking either and won't age well. She will look just like every other pageboy soccer mom I see here in my hometown at 35 -- fat and plain looking. Another arrogant, self-declared 'independent' feminazi with a list of contradicting demands.
First things first, just because OKCupid says I'm "online now" does not actually mean I am sitting in front of the computer actively browsing through OKcupid. The mobile app keeps me logged in. So don't get all crazy on me for not responding to a message right away. I'm not glued to my phone.<---Why the f**k do you stay logged in you stupid c**t? f***ing dumbass. It also means "Don't act too interested! Besides, I'm only interested in hearing from the men I WANT to hear from. So f**k off.
I know exactly what I want out of life and what I look for in a potential partner. <----And if you aren't it, I'm throwing you under the bus, while I was still f***ing some other guy and monkey branching in between you and him I have my own place that I bought almost a year ago, my car is completely paid off, and I am financially stable. I am very loving and caring and treat people with the amount of respect that they deserve.<-----Only to the 20% of men I would give the time of day that I deem worthy of my attention, and who kiss my ass enough I wear my heart on one sleeve and my mind on the other. I love spoiling the person I'm with by actions - cooking for them, giving them massages, making sure they feel appreciated, etc. However, if I don't feel like I'm being appreciated, I will not hesitate to move on.<-----You have to make deals with me for my affection, which means catering to every whim and demand I bestow upon you Been there, done that. I want someone who is decisive and aggressive and has no emotional or financial baggage. <----In other words, an abusive, self-centered asshole My ideal guy would be athletic(likes watching and playing sports)<---another AW bitch who likes watching sports, WTF!?, family oriented, goal oriented, passionate and compassionate, goofy, a bit nerdy/geeky, adventurous, open-minded, caring, kind, sarcastic, sensual, and affectionate.<---Each has his own unique qualities, and every male cannot possibly possess every single one of these god damn traits. Give me a break already!
I have a zero tolerance policy for bullsh*t behavior and I WILL call you out on your BS with no hesitation whatsoever. I graduated with a degree in Psychology and I have an excellent B.S. detector, so don't even try me.<----I am a self-proclaimed feminist bitch who proudly drank the coolaid. I won't put up with a REAL man, because he will put me in my place, and I don't want to lose the power I've become so addicted to. I am now just like every other female that American men despise me for and have woken up to the hellish gynocracy of this country.
Having said that, I'm not interested in sending countless emails back and forth and instant messaging for hours. I'm a cut to the chase kind of person and I'd prefer to meet as soon as possible. So if you can't drive for some reason, like because you got a DUI, it's not going to work out, because I'm not driving to pick your a$$ up.<----I won't be loyal to you as a girlfriend, because I'm too selfish and concerned about my own interests.
What Iâ€™m doing with my life
Aside from working to pay the mortgage and bills...
Cooking, Baking, Watching Movies, Playing Volleyball(3x week in coed leagues), Ocean Kayaking, Stand up Paddle Boarding, Rock Climbing, Working out at the gym, Hiking, Zip Lining, Water Rafting
I'm also a volunteer coach for special olympics volleyball every fall and have been for the last 8 years or so
Iâ€™m really good at
being A-W-E-S-O-M-E<----I'm so A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T
making people smile/laugh
being a smart ass
cooking/baking - I'm a culinary genius... sort of
The first things people usually notice about me
is my absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good, I mean, reeeeaaalllly good. People want to be friends with it...<----I am the biggest attention whore and eat, drink and shit valdiation from men just so I can make myself feel more important and worthy than I really am. And it shits the meals that you will be paying for (thank you ZeroToleranceMan for that one!), all the while you'll never get to see me naked and your cock inside of me.
(P.S. - if you don't know what that's from, without looking it up, we're probably not compatible)
HINT: look at my favorite movies listed below...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Archer, The Office, Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother
Movies: Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Hall Pass, SpaceBalls, How to Train Your Dragon, Transformers, Hulk, Iron Man, Despicable Me, MegaMind, Elf, She's Out of My League
Music: not country
Food: Sushi, mexican, grilled stuff, anything but curry
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the obvious (air, water, food, sleep, sex):
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on how I'm feeling. Usually at the end of my work week, I just want to throw back a few drinks and relax.
The most private thing Iâ€™m willing to admit
I've never been to Hawaii.
I've never been to a tanning salon.
I've never eaten at Olive Garden or Black Angus.
I've never paid more than $30 for a pair of jeans.
I'd rather go wine tasting in Santa Barbara than go to Vegas.<----And you will be fronting the bill for it, all the while I sample the most expensive vintages, just because they are expensive and aren't necessarily the best tasting.
I have an irrational fear of clowns.
I was 23 the first time I set foot in a condom revolution store.
I was 24 the first time I set foot in a strip club.
I don't wear lipstick and I hate the way it smells.
I once bought 6 pairs of high heels with a total retail value over $500, for less than $100. . . mama didn't raise no fool.<---But she certainly knew how to raise a little c**t princess like yourself.
Iâ€™m looking for
Straight guys only
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you live nearby, like within Orange County nearby. Under 10 miles away would be sweet, the closer the better, but 25 miles is my cap
You should know that match % is completely irrelevant... its based on how many questions we've answered the same. Since I've answered a lot, my match percentage with people who have not answered nearly as many is pretty low
must like playing sports, watching/attending sporting events, and participating in outdoor activities such as kayaking, paddle boarding, hiking, or rock climbing
please be employed full time or at least somewhat financially stable and not live with parents
own transportation required
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Why are you torturing yourself by going on local dating sites? You know these woman are just attention-hos, playing on the fact there's so many desperate males out here. The ridiculously retarded nature of this AW comes as no surprise.
Before I discovered the foreign sites, I went on plenty of fish, spent 2 hours sending out messages and got 2 replies. One was a horrible fat ginger bitch that stopped replying 2 messages in when I told her I didn't have a car. The other was a Lithuanian escort trying to sell me her services. You said you've given up on Filipinas, well surely isn't there a Latina dating site or something out there that's better than frustrating yourself with these stuck-up hos?
I do not even have an OKCupid account. A lot of these profiles are PUBLIC, meaning that you can access them without an account. I don't bother with these bitches. I surf websites like these to provide evidence to show that women like this really do exist. So please, do not jump to conclusions that I am "torturing" myself. It is quite the contrary. I am ENTERTAINED.
"Women age like milk; Men age like wine." - Tom Leykis
Women like this won't travel overseas unless they are accompanied by a boyfriend/husband who takes them. Then when they do I imagine the boyfriend/husband will get an eyeful of what he's missing out on and break up with her when they come back.
I hear that happens a lot with couples that travel to SE Asia. The guys get all kinds of attention and leave their gfs.
There's absolutely no reason to have a western girlfriend when in Asia.
Yea, any western man who has a western girlfriend in Asia is basically completely p***y-whipped and pathetic.
At least this bitch has long nails, which is pretty sexy. Most western women intentionally keep their nails short, because they hate anything feminine, such as long nails.
Typical Western c**t. Takes multiple pictures of self in the bathroom, along with bragging about various accomplishments (that men mostly don't even care about), such as whatever degree they have, or how they bought a house, all while making it clear that they refuse to date any man who is not on their same level or higher (hypergamy).
In addition to that, I have come to find that women who have boyfriends (and I'm sure husbands) post listings on dating sites so its another reason why women may not respond much. In other words, the website is used more of a backup reservoir for them, or a place to see what their market value is worth, apposed to the website being used in the way it should be by a SINGLE person who is actually looking and willing to engage in dialogue with random people.
I know because it happened to me. I found out my last GF had a profile towards the end of our relationshit. I busted her and she played the role like it was no big deal, at the same time I thought it was funny that her ad said she was single but yet guys who viewed her profile had no idea I was smashing her p*** in and out of hotels/motels. That B** was a LIAR.
Personally, I'm convinced that when a woman says she is "single" it means that she is still haveing sex/entertainment with some guy (or guys) but she is actively looking for commitment out of ONE man (i.e. white knight) who meets her exact specifications. This is why I no longer feel sorry for single women as if they are forced to be alone like men. The term "single" for men and women means entirely two different things.