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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 12:46 am

jcris7, you live in California right? PLEASE stop wasting your time and come to Mexico ASAP! I am willing to let you stay with me and help you find women down here.

This girl's dating profile should be enough of a reason for you to come to Mexico.
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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 12:46 am

jcris7, you live in California right? PLEASE stop wasting your time and come to Mexico ASAP! I am willing to let you stay with me and help you find women down here.

This girl's dating profile should be enough of a reason for you to come to Mexico.
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Postby jcris7 » October 30th, 2011, 1:17 am

AmericanInMexico wrote:jcris7, you live in California right? PLEASE stop wasting your time and come to Mexico ASAP! I am willing to let you stay with me and help you find women down here.

This girl's dating profile should be enough of a reason for you to come to Mexico.


Yeah, I'm outside of LA (Riverside). Thank you brother! Appreciate that! Where are you located? I want to get down there so badly, to experience REAL women.
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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 3:02 am

jcris7 wrote:Yeah, I'm outside of LA (Riverside). Thank you brother! Appreciate that! Where are you located? I want to get down there so badly, to experience REAL women.


I live in a city called Hermosillo, located in the state of Sonora. It is about 3 hours drive south of the border with Arizona. From Riverside you can either take a plane to get here from LAX, or you can drive. I recommend driving since having a car in Mexico is a very useful thing. From Riverside it would probably be about a 12 hour drive.

The quickest route to get here if you do decide to drive would be to take I-10 East passing through Phoenix until you get to Tucson; then take I-19 south to the border at Nogales; cross in Nogales and take Mexico Highway 15 to Hermosillo.
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Postby The_Hero_of_Men » October 30th, 2011, 3:04 am

AmericanInMexico wrote:
jcris7 wrote:Yeah, I'm outside of LA (Riverside). Thank you brother! Appreciate that! Where are you located? I want to get down there so badly, to experience REAL women.


I live in a city called Hermosillo, located in the state of Sonora. It is about 3 hours drive south of the border with Arizona. From Riverside you can either take a plane to get here from LAX, or you can drive. I recommend driving since having a car in Mexico is a very useful thing. From Riverside it would probably be about a 12 hour drive.

The quickest route to get here if you do decide to drive would be to take I-10 East passing through Phoenix until you get to Tucson; then take I-19 south to the border at Nogales; cross in Nogales and take Mexico Highway 15 to Hermosillo.


Just out of curiosity, how far are you from San Antonio, Texas?
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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 3:20 am

The_Hero_of_Men wrote:Just out of curiosity, how far are you from San Antonio, Texas?


By car, probably about 20 hours. By plane, you could get here by flying to Phoenix and then flying to Hermosillo.
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Postby The_Hero_of_Men » October 30th, 2011, 3:26 am

AmericanInMexico wrote:
The_Hero_of_Men wrote:Just out of curiosity, how far are you from San Antonio, Texas?


By car, probably about 20 hours. By plane, you could get here by flying to Phoenix and then flying to Hermosillo.


¡Maldición! ¿20 horas? ¡Sería mejor del vuelo! ¡Ése casi es un valor del día entero de la conducción!
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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 3:31 am

The_Hero_of_Men wrote:
AmericanInMexico wrote:
The_Hero_of_Men wrote:Just out of curiosity, how far are you from San Antonio, Texas?


By car, probably about 20 hours. By plane, you could get here by flying to Phoenix and then flying to Hermosillo.


¡Maldición! ¿20 horas? ¡Sería mejor del vuelo! ¡Ése casi es un valor del día entero de la conducción!


Si pero si vinieras en carro te convendria porque en esta ciudad (y en casi todas las ciudades mexicanas) tener auto hace tu vida mas facil. El sistema de transporte publico en Mexico es 100 veces mejor que el de los Estados Unidos, pero aun asi no tan bien como el de Europa.
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Postby The_Hero_of_Men » October 30th, 2011, 3:40 am

AmericanInMexico wrote:
The_Hero_of_Men wrote:
AmericanInMexico wrote:
The_Hero_of_Men wrote:Just out of curiosity, how far are you from San Antonio, Texas?


By car, probably about 20 hours. By plane, you could get here by flying to Phoenix and then flying to Hermosillo.


¡Maldición! ¿20 horas? ¡Sería mejor del vuelo! ¡Ése casi es un valor del día entero de la conducción!


Si pero si vinieras en carro te convendria porque en esta ciudad (y en casi todas las ciudades mexicanas) tener auto hace tu vida mas facil. El sistema de transporte publico en Mexico es 100 veces mejor que el de los Estados Unidos, pero aun asi no tan bien como el de Europa.


I do not really know a lot of Spanish; I only know a little. I used a translator. How do you know spanish?
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Postby AmericanInMexico » October 30th, 2011, 3:54 am

The_Hero_of_Men wrote:I do not really know a lot of Spanish; I only know a little. I used a translator. How do you know spanish?


Living in Mexico and studying Spanish every single night. Watching lots of Mexican TV and focusing on imitating the phrases I hear.

In my comment what I said was that a car would be better because in this city, and in all Mexican cities, having a car makes your life a lot easier. The public transportation system is 100 times better than that of the USA, but still not as good as in Europe.
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No way my wife would even hire her for a housekeeping job!

Postby OutWest » October 30th, 2011, 4:05 am

jcris7 wrote:All right gentlemen. The fun continues. Another OKCupid online dating AW profile for your viewing pleasure, entertainment and parsing. I wouldn't give this c**t the time of day, not even for a f**k and chuck. She isn't even that good looking either and won't age well. She will look just like every other pageboy soccer mom I see here in my hometown at 35 -- fat and plain looking. Another arrogant, self-declared 'independent' feminazi with a list of contradicting demands.


First things first, just because OKCupid says I'm "online now" does not actually mean I am sitting in front of the computer actively browsing through OKcupid. The mobile app keeps me logged in. So don't get all crazy on me for not responding to a message right away. I'm not glued to my phone.<---Why the f**k do you stay logged in you stupid c**t? f***ing dumbass. It also means "Don't act too interested! Besides, I'm only interested in hearing from the men I WANT to hear from. So f**k off.

I know exactly what I want out of life and what I look for in a potential partner. <----And if you aren't it, I'm throwing you under the bus, while I was still f***ing some other guy and monkey branching in between you and him I have my own place that I bought almost a year ago, my car is completely paid off, and I am financially stable. I am very loving and caring and treat people with the amount of respect that they deserve.<-----Only to the 20% of men I would give the time of day that I deem worthy of my attention, and who kiss my ass enough I wear my heart on one sleeve and my mind on the other. I love spoiling the person I'm with by actions - cooking for them, giving them massages, making sure they feel appreciated, etc. However, if I don't feel like I'm being appreciated, I will not hesitate to move on.<-----You have to make deals with me for my affection, which means catering to every whim and demand I bestow upon you Been there, done that. I want someone who is decisive and aggressive and has no emotional or financial baggage. <----In other words, an abusive, self-centered asshole My ideal guy would be athletic(likes watching and playing sports)<---another AW bitch who likes watching sports, WTF!?, family oriented, goal oriented, passionate and compassionate, goofy, a bit nerdy/geeky, adventurous, open-minded, caring, kind, sarcastic, sensual, and affectionate.<---Each has his own unique qualities, and every male cannot possibly possess every single one of these god damn traits. Give me a break already!

I have a zero tolerance policy for bullsh*t behavior and I WILL call you out on your BS with no hesitation whatsoever. I graduated with a degree in Psychology and I have an excellent B.S. detector, so don't even try me.<----I am a self-proclaimed feminist bitch who proudly drank the coolaid. I won't put up with a REAL man, because he will put me in my place, and I don't want to lose the power I've become so addicted to. I am now just like every other female that American men despise me for and have woken up to the hellish gynocracy of this country.

Having said that, I'm not interested in sending countless emails back and forth and instant messaging for hours. I'm a cut to the chase kind of person and I'd prefer to meet as soon as possible. So if you can't drive for some reason, like because you got a DUI, it's not going to work out, because I'm not driving to pick your a$$ up.<----I won't be loyal to you as a girlfriend, because I'm too selfish and concerned about my own interests.
What I’m doing with my life
Aside from working to pay the mortgage and bills...

Cooking, Baking, Watching Movies, Playing Volleyball(3x week in coed leagues), Ocean Kayaking, Stand up Paddle Boarding, Rock Climbing, Working out at the gym, Hiking, Zip Lining, Water Rafting

I'm also a volunteer coach for special olympics volleyball every fall and have been for the last 8 years or so
I’m really good at
being A-W-E-S-O-M-E<----I'm so A-R-R-O-G-A-N-T
making people smile/laugh
being a smart ass
cooking/baking - I'm a culinary genius... sort of
giving massages
being selfless
giving
being modest
The first things people usually notice about me
is my absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good, I mean, reeeeaaalllly good. People want to be friends with it...<----I am the biggest attention whore and eat, drink and shit valdiation from men just so I can make myself feel more important and worthy than I really am. And it shits the meals that you will be paying for (thank you ZeroToleranceMan for that one!), all the while you'll never get to see me naked and your cock inside of me.
(P.S. - if you don't know what that's from, without looking it up, we're probably not compatible)

HINT: look at my favorite movies listed below...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Archer, The Office, Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother
Movies: Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Hall Pass, SpaceBalls, How to Train Your Dragon, Transformers, Hulk, Iron Man, Despicable Me, MegaMind, Elf, She's Out of My League
Music: not country
Food: Sushi, mexican, grilled stuff, anything but curry
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the obvious (air, water, food, sleep, sex):
Laughter/Smiles
Love/Friendship
Technology/Electricity (clearly)
Sports/Exercise
Music
Transportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...
......
....
......
...
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on how I'm feeling. Usually at the end of my work week, I just want to throw back a few drinks and relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never been to Hawaii.

I've never been to a tanning salon.

I've never eaten at Olive Garden or Black Angus.

I've never paid more than $30 for a pair of jeans.

I'd rather go wine tasting in Santa Barbara than go to Vegas.<----And you will be fronting the bill for it, all the while I sample the most expensive vintages, just because they are expensive and aren't necessarily the best tasting.

I have an irrational fear of clowns.

I was 23 the first time I set foot in a condom revolution store.

I was 24 the first time I set foot in a strip club.

I don't wear lipstick and I hate the way it smells.

I once bought 6 pairs of high heels with a total retail value over $500, for less than $100. . . mama didn't raise no fool.<---But she certainly knew how to raise a little c**t princess like yourself.
I’m looking for

Straight guys only
Ages 26-33
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if
you live nearby, like within Orange County nearby. Under 10 miles away would be sweet, the closer the better, but 25 miles is my cap

You should know that match % is completely irrelevant... its based on how many questions we've answered the same. Since I've answered a lot, my match percentage with people who have not answered nearly as many is pretty low

must like playing sports, watching/attending sporting events, and participating in outdoor activities such as kayaking, paddle boarding, hiking, or rock climbing

please be employed full time or at least somewhat financially stable and not live with parents

own transportation required

nonsmoker preferred

inquire within


My wife would not even consider her to work as a housekeeper in our house.
My wife would observe...

1- Crude person with vulgar mouth. Sounds like a low level of prosititute.

2- Too ugly!

3- Girl with fat tits like that probably cannot work very fast,
and will most likely sit around and eat all day.

4- General low grade persona..like low grade slut...most likely will try to have sex
with the workers outside the house. She is going to make problems.

5- She would simply toss her application.

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Postby The_Hero_of_Men » October 30th, 2011, 4:05 am

AmericanInMexico wrote:
The_Hero_of_Men wrote:I do not really know a lot of Spanish; I only know a little. I used a translator. How do you know spanish?


Living in Mexico and studying Spanish every single night. Watching lots of Mexican TV and focusing on imitating the phrases I hear.

In my comment what I said was that a car would be better because in this city, and in all Mexican cities, having a car makes your life a lot easier. The public transportation system is 100 times better than that of the USA, but still not as good as in Europe.


I sent you those pics of me.

Anyway, I am curious: Assuming you did not know ANY Spanish during your early days in Mexico, how did you make it? How did you survive? I know you studied Spanish every single night and watched Mexican Television, but how did you survive during your early days in Mexico? Did you have some sort of translator?
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Postby Repatriate » October 30th, 2011, 4:21 am

NorthAmericanguy wrote:
Personally, I'm convinced that when a woman says she is "single" it means that she is still haveing sex/entertainment with some guy (or guys) but she is actively looking for commitment out of ONE man (i.e. white knight) who meets her exact specifications. This is why I no longer feel sorry for single women as if they are forced to be alone like men. The term "single" for men and women means entirely two different things.

Actually most women are like this. If they say they have a boyfriend i'd bet money that half the time it's a lie or what they mean is they are seeing someone but they are in fact open to possibilities. The "boyfriend" barrier is to discourage other people from thinking they are easy or non committed. Sometimes it's true but more often than not it's bullshit. This is even true in Asia. I find that a lot of women lie about their relationship status for various reasons.

The only difference is that western women exploit this and engage in malicious type behavior.
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