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Funny story involving trannies.

Postby lavezzi » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:31 pm

Maybe this story's not worthy of it's own thread, but I wanted to share it with you all anyway:

My friend and I went to Pizza Hut today and during our meal, two very tall "women" sat down at the table beside us. At first, I didn't give them a second glance as I suspected nothing unusual about them. But shortly later on, whilst I was queuing behind them at the buffet, I heard them speak in very masculine voices which revealed to me their true gender. This is an extremely rare occurrence here as generally we don't have transsexuals or "ladyboys", at least I've never seen any before today in my 20 years. They were speaking Portuguese so I knew they were Brazilian. I had a sneaking suspicion as to what they're doing here, so when I got back to my friend's house I went onto the local escorting website, looked up the TS (transsexual) section and there they were!:

http://www.escort-ireland.com/c53065e30 ... scort.html

http://www.escort-ireland.com/eb5895e30 ... scort.html

To put a purpose to this thread; would any of you mess around with a transexual if you were in the Western pussy-desert and had no other options?
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Postby Think Different » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:50 pm

Just go hang out at Denny's in the US, after midnight in any mid-sized to large town, and all the weirdos show up there. I used to pull all-night study sessions there with my friends in college, since they had "bottomless coffee" for cheap. After midnight, you'd get guys in fishnet stocking, heels, mini-skirts, wigs, and then pale white makeup and vampire blood dripping down their faces and necks. If that's not enough, I'd go out to my car to go home, and one of these weirdos would be peeing on my car. WTF? I chased one across the parking lot in mid-pee. HAHA!
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Postby E_Irizarry » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:55 pm

LOL @ THink Different's story!!!!!! Epic.

@Lavezzi,

The onlyyyyyyyyyyyy way I"d sleep with a TS is if he had his male genitale smooth the f**k removed, and he looked like a perfect she with a perfect female body. And there is a 1 percent chance if even that I would find a TS that hot.

Other than that, if I supsect a slight masculine feature beforehand, then I am good and then I am so gone. Hell no otherwise.

Call me a faggot, call me bi-sexual...but it is what it is.

PS: Furtheremore, if Brazilian and Thai surgeons are some of the best post-operators in the world and still I can tell that dude looks like a lady, then I got some serious gaydar.

But revert back to my first point, if they don't apply to that first point, then I'm ghost.
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Postby onezero4u » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:02 pm

f**k!!!! people pay $300 an hour for that shit?!?!

weird!!! chicks with big dicks! crazzzzzzy
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Postby Introvert » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:03 pm

Nope. May as well be gay at that point. I'd just stick to porn.

If women have it so bad, why aren't there more female to male transgenders out there?
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Postby E_Irizarry » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:41 pm

Introvert wrote:Nope. May as well be gay at that point. I'd just stick to porn.

If women have it so bad, why aren't there more female to male transgenders out there?


Nope. I rather not be gay at that point because Im about what looks like a real woman to me.
I don't see masculine traits even in born-women as uber attractive if they are that strong.

A woman with a light mustache, passable.
But with a full-on dark mustache and/or beard, yucks.
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Postby Introvert » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:14 pm

lol nah man, I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I just stated how it is for me. There's more to a woman than just the visual appearance of a woman. Not knocking you for your preferences, man.

If I know that the person in front of me was a man at any point in their adult life, I'm sorry, it just does nothing for me.
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Postby onezero4u » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:22 pm

how gay are you??

would you rather f**k janet napolitano or justin beiber??

Rosie O'donnel or Johnny Depp?
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Re: Funny story involving trannies.

Postby All_That_Is_Man » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:42 am

lavezzi wrote:Maybe this story's not worthy of it's own thread, but I wanted to share it with you all anyway:

My friend and I went to Pizza Hut today and during our meal, two very tall "women" sat down at the table beside us. At first, I didn't give them a second glance as I suspected nothing unusual about them. But shortly later on, whilst I was queuing behind them at the buffet, I heard them speak in very masculine voices which revealed to me their true gender. This is an extremely rare occurrence here as generally we don't have transsexuals or "ladyboys", at least I've never seen any before today in my 20 years. They were speaking Portuguese so I knew they were Brazilian. I had a sneaking suspicion as to what they're doing here, so when I got back to my friend's house I went onto the local escorting website, looked up the TS (transsexual) section and there they were!:

http://www.escort-ireland.com/c53065e30 ... scort.html

http://www.escort-ireland.com/eb5895e30 ... scort.html

To put a purpose to this thread; would any of you mess around with a transexual if you were in the Western pussy-desert and had no other options?


First and foremost, No.

Second, these two trannies look way better than even your typical "above average" woman here in Chicago (which is frightening).

Third, given that the west is in fact a "pussy-desert", I would not judge others for wanting trannies, as they are probably more interesting than actual western women as a whole. I say this because trannies are A) males by nature and thus are capable of co-operation and logic, and B) derive no petty empowerment boost from shutting down as many men as humanly possible. Trannies can't be worse than western women, however, my answer is a solid "no thanks".
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Postby lookin4happiness » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:09 am

sometimes it feels like the world is being taken over by homosexuals. They seem to be everywhere these days. Anyone else notice this?
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Re: Funny story involving trannies.

Postby NorthAmericanguy » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:29 am

All_That_Is_Man wrote:
Second, these two trannies look way better than even your typical "above average" woman here in Chicago (which is frightening).


Hilarious!

Yea, I was at the bookstore today in a middle class neighborhood and I was so appalled looking at all the fat ass soccer moms waddling out to their SUV's in their sweatpants and flip flops.

American women are so nasty, they let themselves fall apart pretty much after they get the ring......

And lets not even talk about American black women. They are all FAT before they even get married.... They just don't give a F***.
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Postby NorthAmericanguy » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:35 am

lookin4happiness wrote:sometimes it feels like the world is being taken over by homosexuals. They seem to be everywhere these days. Anyone else notice this?


They have always been around..... The thing is, they are more bold today because people are more accepting of them, and it's trendy to be gay, so they are coming out of the closet in greater numbers.
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Postby Banano » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:57 am

Lbs give the best bjs..when i was in Th i saw couples picking up hot LBs and takin them back to hotel room
Most ladyboys look stupid when they try to look like women, they swinging their hips and ass far too much, never understood why as real woman dont to it to that extent.
As somebody said, that lb from the 1st pic looks better and more of a woman than 80% women in the West.
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Postby C.J. » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:00 am

Who knows how to please a male, more than a male?

Those two shemales are ugly as sin though! I've seen better. =p

But would I mess around with a shemale? Yeah, if they're hot and they let me pitch. I have no inclination to suck someone off, I'm a man after all. But man, hot ladyboys make me wanna go exclusively LB and never mess with real women again. lol
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Postby ManInSiam » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:34 am

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