Being born as a man in America isn´t the end of the world...

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WuFan
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Being born as a man in America isn´t the end of the world...

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...it´s just the end of your life.

If you have a sister she will always be the princess and you´ll be shining her shoes.

Then once she hits 13 she´ll constantly bring home new boyfriends while you sit in the corner by yourself and spend all day jerking off to youporn.

You´ll get depressed because you suffer a massive amount of rejections even from ugly girls while your average looking sister is going out with 6ft2, good looking, English doctors and living it up.

This depression causes you to get bad grades. So now you are not only gay because you never bring women home, but also a lazy retard in the eyes of your parents.

Then after you somehow slave away through college you can happily work a shitty cubicle job for the rest of your life to pay off your college debt. Sorry, no holidays for you. But hey, it´s not so bad. Every Friday is "Dress like you´re on vacation" day where you can really let lose in the office.

Meanwhile your airhead sister got a bullshit major like psychology, partied all throughout college and had her nerd orbiters do all her assignments. Then once she gets out of college she is going to marry her British doctor. If she gets bored of him she can always get a divorce and take half of his money and spend it all on shoes. Then once the money runs out she could just make a profile on okc and get married to an astronaut.

I f***ing love my life.
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Post by C.J. »

There is some relief to this sad trend. The stupid and worthless females will REMAIN stupid and worthless, and will never accrue any wealth and happiness in their lives, except that which their parents give them. Which if they're not rich, will be very little.
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C.J. wrote:There is some relief to this sad trend. The stupid and worthless females will REMAIN stupid and worthless, and will never accrue any wealth and happiness in their lives, except that which their parents give them. Which if they're not rich, will be very little.
You´re missing the point.

It´s acceptable behaviour to be stupid and worthless as a woman. She doesn´t need to aquire any wealth. That´s the mans job. All she has to do is sign up on PoF and she could have a different guy every single day that buys her dinner and showers her with gifts.

Women are very, very happy in this day and age. Why wouldn´t they? There isn´t a single downside to being a woman.

Men basically live to impress women and make their lives as easy as possible.
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Re: Being born as a man in America isn´t the end of the worl

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WuFan wrote:...it´s just the end of your life.

If you have a sister she will always be the princess and you´ll be shining her shoes.

Then once she hits 13 she´ll constantly bring home new boyfriends while you sit in the corner by yourself and spend all day jerking off to youporn.

You´ll get depressed because you suffer a massive amount of rejections even from ugly girls while your average looking sister is going out with 6ft2, good looking, English doctors and living it up.

This depression causes you to get bad grades. So now you are not only gay because you never bring women home, but also a lazy retard in the eyes of your parents.

Then after you somehow slave away through college you can happily work a shitty cubicle job for the rest of your life to pay off your college debt. Sorry, no holidays for you. But hey, it´s not so bad. Every Friday is "Dress like you´re on vacation" day where you can really let lose in the office.

Meanwhile your airhead sister got a bullshit major like psychology, partied all throughout college and had her nerd orbiters do all her assignments. Then once she gets out of college she is going to marry her British doctor. If she gets bored of him she can always get a divorce and take half of his money and spend it all on shoes. Then once the money runs out she could just make a profile on okc and get married to an astronaut.

I f***ing love my life.
Yeah, thats my life exactly.

By the way, my sister is 48 yrs old and 350lbs. and she's engaged to be married for the third time! Can you believe it?
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Re: Being born as a man in America isn´t the end of the worl

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Taco wrote:
WuFan wrote:...it´s just the end of your life.

If you have a sister she will always be the princess and you´ll be shining her shoes.

Then once she hits 13 she´ll constantly bring home new boyfriends while you sit in the corner by yourself and spend all day jerking off to youporn.

You´ll get depressed because you suffer a massive amount of rejections even from ugly girls while your average looking sister is going out with 6ft2, good looking, English doctors and living it up.

This depression causes you to get bad grades. So now you are not only gay because you never bring women home, but also a lazy retard in the eyes of your parents.

Then after you somehow slave away through college you can happily work a shitty cubicle job for the rest of your life to pay off your college debt. Sorry, no holidays for you. But hey, it´s not so bad. Every Friday is "Dress like you´re on vacation" day where you can really let lose in the office.

Meanwhile your airhead sister got a bullshit major like psychology, partied all throughout college and had her nerd orbiters do all her assignments. Then once she gets out of college she is going to marry her British doctor. If she gets bored of him she can always get a divorce and take half of his money and spend it all on shoes. Then once the money runs out she could just make a profile on okc and get married to an astronaut.

I f***ing love my life.
Yeah, thats my life exactly.

By the way, my sister is 48 yrs old and 350lbs. and she's engaged to be married for the third time! Can you believe it?
Well, thirty or forty years ago, there wasn't a snowball's chance in hell that a woman as heavy as your sister would have been able to marry once, let alone three times. Women back then were a lot more
serious about staying trim. Their ability to survive depended on it, since they were somewhat more dependent on men than they are now.

When I was growing up, my sister was NOT 'the princess', and I was definitely not shining her shoes. Mind you, she had a much easier time getting dates - I was virtually dateless in high school while she had had many dates by the time she was 17 or so. She may have resented my intellect, but I always disliked the fact that she had a good social life while I did not. And unlike the situation today where chicks are pulling down degrees, my sister did not get a degree. The most she ever got was high school and a few community college nursing courses (she never graduated) - I was the one who got a university degree - in fact, the only one in my immediate family who ever attained such educational qualifications.
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Post by Someone »

I don't know how many members of this forum are Asian (it looks like quite a few), but it seems to me they're running into the difficulty that Asian parents have more sons than daughters, and Asian guys therefore don't have enough potential brides.
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Post by sushiman »

Haha awesome post.

It is a specific tale but captures the whole thing so nicely. It's not going to change, get out of the USA and you won't have to dwell on that bullshit.
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