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Inventions: A comparison between women and men

Postby Voice of Reason » December 1st, 2012, 7:56 pm

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Postby Voice of Reason » December 1st, 2012, 7:57 pm

Yes, men have also invented things to make life easier for themselves. But that's fair enough, since men do most of the work:

Cordless Tools



Electronic ignition
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Postby Voice of Reason » December 1st, 2012, 7:57 pm

But men have also been kind enough to invent things to make life easier for women:

TV Remote



Microwave
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Postby Voice of Reason » December 1st, 2012, 7:57 pm

My Conclusion

Usually when a female invents something, the thing that goes through her mind is "How can this benefit ME!?!?" When a male invents something, the thing that goes through his mind is "How can this benefit HUMANITY?"

In all fairness women have invented a small number of things that are useful to humanity:

Circular saw
COBOL
Solar Flares (based on the husbands prototype, who died young)
Windshield wiper
Nystatin (medication for fungal infections)

But these pale in comparison to that of man.

Most female inventions look like this:

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(Note, it was still a man who invented this scooter)
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Postby abcdavid01 » December 1st, 2012, 7:59 pm

Yes, women were held back! For 12 thousand years! In every culture! It's a conspiracy!!!
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Postby Ginger » December 2nd, 2012, 10:11 am

Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.
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Postby Falcon » December 2nd, 2012, 10:15 am

But women invented ...

BREAST MILK! :P

Without it, the existence of human males would not even be possible.
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Postby Voice of Reason » December 2nd, 2012, 10:53 am

Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.


Please do!
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Postby Ginger » December 2nd, 2012, 12:38 pm

Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.


Please do!



REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.
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Postby marklambo » December 2nd, 2012, 1:28 pm

Ginger wrote:
Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.


Please do!



REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.


American women are just as useless as cockroaches.
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Postby Voice of Reason » December 2nd, 2012, 1:44 pm

Ginger wrote:
Voice of Reason wrote:
Ginger wrote:Seriously funny, I'll share this to some feminists I know and they will surely foam in the mouth with anger lol.


Please do!



REPORT:

I've shared this thread with a female friend (a feminist) who grew up in the US, and she was so angry that she called me a traitor and said she will 'unfriend' me. Weird thing is, I've shared this to a pinay feminist and a european one and they didn't react violently at all. The european even laughed about this.

Conclusion: AWs are seriously {brain} damaged if something like this can trigger a reaction like that from them. Talk about (super misandrist) drama.


LOL…she sounds like a mental case to me!
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