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I've decided to form an Unholy Alliance

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Postby S_Parc » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:42 pm

Ppl, I've achieved it. My lesbian pal and I went out to Provincetown MA. We went out to cafe/restaurants, dancing, and did seaside stuff on the dunes, etc, and NO GUYS HIT ON ME :lol:

It was great, totally gorgeous town with panoramic Atlantic vistas. It really is the premier New England seaside oasis. All over, there were guys holding hands (& showing public displays of affection) :roll: but I had my Lesbo-pal, shielding me from getting hit on. In P-town, the rules are simple, bring a gal with you and the guys will honor the heterosexual code. Come alone, be decent looking & articulate ... and then every other guy in those places will try to pick you up :roll:

I've done it. For years, ever since my Brazilian lady and I had parted ways, I've been unable to go to P-town because the few times I went w/o a woman on my arm, I was dodging men, all over the place.
16 years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.

Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.

AB discussion thread

BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
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Re: I've decided to form an Unholy Alliance

Postby Teal Lantern » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:26 pm

S_Parc wrote:Ppl, I've achieved it. My lesbian pal and I went out to Provincetown MA. We went out to cafe/restaurants, dancing, and did seaside stuff on the dunes, etc, and NO GUYS HIT ON ME :lol:


The idea of pretending you're being rayped in the wallet :lol: as a defense against being rayped in the azz :shock: reminded me of and old SNL skit.

SNL: Home Security Decoys
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/26966/detail/
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Re: I've decided to form an Unholy Alliance

Postby S_Parc » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:08 pm

Teal Lantern wrote:The idea of pretending you're being rayped in the wallet :lol: as a defense against being rayped in the azz :shock: reminded me of and old SNL skit.

SNL: Home Security Decoys
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/26966/detail/


Pretty much, the well adjusted successful hetero male today in the US, needs to be in a constant stealth mode for his own protection.

If esc@rts were legalized, I'd actually consider moving to P-town MA, having a female esc@rt around, to give me 'straight man walking' status in town. Then, I could periodically take the ferry into the city for business, while spending much of my leisure time with the ocean all around me. All and all, when HAers talk about the good life abroad, all I need is for the US to stop these Puritanical anti-esc@rting rules and I could enjoy myself right at home.

Paradise was always here. It's just that it was purloined by our lame @ss society. Looking ahead, I have to set up this *Sugar Baby* consortium up in Montreal Quebec, and while it would also be interesting & nice, in a French-Canadian way, it's nothing like the seaside atmosphere at P-town, which is very Massachusetts/New England in nature & amicable but only open to gays and hetero couples, single straight men need not apply :roll:
16 years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.

Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.

AB discussion thread

BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
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Postby S_Parc » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:05 am

I know I'm beating this topic to death but for those out-of-staters, here's the P-town tourism vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuO8FpRoZsQ[/youtube]

Honestly, I wish that there was a hetero way of being there, without always having to have a gal beside oneself :roll: to keep the guys away.
16 years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.

Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.

AB discussion thread

BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
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Postby Teal Lantern » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:31 am

S_Parc wrote:I know I'm beating this topic to death but for those out-of-staters, here's the P-town tourism vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuO8FpRoZsQ[/youtube]

Honestly, I wish that there was a hetero way of being there, without always having to have a gal beside oneself :roll: to keep the guys away.

'Looks nice, but I'd be terrified of dropping anything in a public place. :lol:
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