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Postby KeepinItForeign » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:13 pm

Lets say you had a time machine,and you wanted to use that time machine to go to a particular time in history to meet women.Seeing that women were not as brainwashed as they are now;what time would that be?
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Postby germanguy » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:34 pm

Anything before 1960 would be good...
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Postby KeepinItForeign » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:36 pm

germanguy wrote:Anything before 1960 would be good...


pretty much.
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Postby pete98146 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:09 pm

The easy answer is to hop back into the 1950s but this assumes I'd want an American girl. So therefore I wouldn't use a time machine because NOW is the perfect time to meet foreign brides.
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Re: If you had a time machine....

Postby kai1275 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:46 pm

KeepinItForeign wrote:Lets say you had a time machine,and you wanted to use that time machine to go to a particular time in history to meet women.Seeing that women were not as brainwashed as they are now;what time would that be?


As a black man, I would not use your time machine. Not unless it could bleach my skin white.

Thanks for the offer though.
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Re: If you had a time machine....

Postby pete98146 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:38 pm

kai1275 wrote:
KeepinItForeign wrote:Lets say you had a time machine,and you wanted to use that time machine to go to a particular time in history to meet women.Seeing that women were not as brainwashed as they are now;what time would that be?


As a black man, I would not use your time machine. Not unless it could bleach my skin white.

Thanks for the offer though.


Probably fair to say 95% of the people standing in line to enter a time machine are gonna be white straight males....
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Postby Dudevondudenstein » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:09 pm

If i had a time machine I would worry less about meeting women and more about sports betting. ;)
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Postby Moretorque » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:27 pm

I would go back in time to the moment of the inception of the entities He and She and sabotage their joining on this world to spare our children of this mess
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Re: If you had a time machine....

Postby KeepinItForeign » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:51 pm

kai1275 wrote:
KeepinItForeign wrote:Lets say you had a time machine,and you wanted to use that time machine to go to a particular time in history to meet women.Seeing that women were not as brainwashed as they are now;what time would that be?


As a black man, I would not use your time machine. Not unless it could bleach my skin white.

Thanks for the offer though.


Well I'm hispanic so I might have the same problem back then :P.Life is a risk.
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Postby KeepinItForeign » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:52 pm

Dudevondudenstein wrote:If i had a time machine I would worry less about meeting women and more about sports betting. ;)


hehe like back to the future 2
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Postby aozora13 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:15 pm

I was thinking the same thing that Biff did in Back To The Future 2. Now, if you knew the odds of winning and gave it to your past self (like me a few years ago) that would be a good investment.
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Postby KeepinItForeign » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:23 pm

aozora13 wrote:I was thinking the same thing that Biff did in Back To The Future 2. Now, if you knew the odds of winning and gave it to your past self (like me a few years ago) that would be a good investment.


Yeah your pretty much set for life.First you get the money,then the power,then the bitches. :lol:
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Postby Bane » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:20 am

I'd use the time machine, not to meet women, but to go back to any point in time in pre-1868 Japan. I just think that I would get along better at that time in general, women or not.

Either that, or pre-1912 China. Both societies in both periods placed great value on the quieter, meditative, more introspective personality.
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Postby E Irizarry R&B Singer » Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:44 am

I would go back to 1986, the last year Vanessa Del Rio did raw/bareback porn and do her raw and tape it with a smartphone. She would f.uck me just because I have a smartphone telling her I have invented it and show her all the cool apps (that wouldn't work due to lack of satellites for smartphones back then) but it would have been good enough to tape me doing her.

I would go back to February 21st, 1965 (within moments before...) and push Malcolm X off the podium and usher him to safety as feminism in the Black community wouldn't have existed if he would still alive today (well he would have been dead probably by now or still alive at a very old age like the late George Burns). I would have an AK-47, a .45, and any new projectile technology to castigate those "Hey get your hand out of my pocket, n*igga!" coons.

I would go back to the day (within moments before the plane had taken off in the Bahamas) and yell at Aaliyah to get the f.uck off that private jet.

I would also go back to 1979 - 1981 and learn more Brazilian Porto from my great-grandparents (when they were alive) when I had the chance to learn it properly.

I would also go back to 1988 when all the real men in my family were lastly alive (my Uncle from Brooklyn died (he looked like a young Ice-T with a Chris Jasper from the Isleys circa 80s fro), my Uncle from Puerto Rico - to not engage in such a risky lifestyle with homosexuality (he was in the first 1,000-or-so AIDS-related death cases in NYC by 1990.

He was a real man because he didn't pull that g.ay sh.it in front of me; he carried himself well in public - something g.ays cannot do today!), and my Grandpa on my mother's side of the family whom used to cook mokeca de peixe or something like that along with boney fish (he degutted the s.hit out of the first) and American style cornbread and salad every fu.cking Friday without fail.

I would also go back to the 70s when AIDS didn't exist and go to Rio and f.uck my brains out...go to Ibiza..."repeat"....go to Germany P4P "repeat"...bring Mac OS X Lion notebooks with me in the time machine and patent it so I can become rich. Make counterfeit money so I can go to whorehouses all I want in the world...even Sweden had good brothels back then i'm sure. lol

S.hit this is the pandora's box of threads, man! ;-)
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Postby Jester » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:27 am

KeepinItForeign wrote:
aozora13 wrote:I was thinking the same thing that Biff did in Back To The Future 2. Now, if you knew the odds of winning and gave it to your past self (like me a few years ago) that would be a good investment.


Yeah your pretty much set for life.First you get the money,then the power,then the bitches. :lol:


Reminds me of my favorite Twilight Zone episode, featuring The Luscious Julie Newmar:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gign ... a_yuOuKQ7A

PS yeah but watch out for dem bitches!!!
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