So my ugly Friend just got a Hb9.5 girlfriend

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So the moral is that we too can land a hot girlfriend as long as we've known her for years, we're in the 99th percentile for heightl, and she happens to be Aspy? Seems easy enough.

Hes balding,how does that fit in looks theory?

Looks theory has no room for exceptions,it doesn't realize there are general patterns,but also abberations.