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Nymphs

Postby droid » March 28th, 2015, 5:24 am

This is Hylas and the Nymphs (1896) by John William Waterhouse.
I'd give my right arm to be this dude and never be found again :mrgreen:


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Re: Nymphs

Postby Jester » March 28th, 2015, 5:44 am

Nice.
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Re: Nymphs

Postby fightforlove » March 28th, 2015, 6:30 am

Is this what it's like when you go to the Philippines, Czech Republic, or Colombia?
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Re: Nymphs

Postby OutWest » March 28th, 2015, 5:17 pm

fightforlove wrote:Is this what it's like when you go to the Philippines, Czech Republic, or Colombia?


Kinda makes you appreciate art...

If you have some kind of life to offer a girl and some wisdom in putting yourself out there, the Philippines can be much much more than the fantasy on canvas.
That said, if you are non-functional in the West, the philippines will NOT automatically fix your problems.
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Cornfed » March 28th, 2015, 7:05 pm

You are assuming they will look after you and not nag and henpeck you then? Maintaining relationships with females always has and will be a constant battle. BTW, they probably wouldn't want you without your right arm.
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Moretorque » March 28th, 2015, 8:30 pm

Worse than losing his right arm, he would short circuit and fry immediately from the water and probably electrocute all of them in the process. . They would all be terminated! :wink:
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Jester » March 28th, 2015, 8:39 pm

OutWest wrote:
Kinda makes you appreciate art...



:lol:

OutWest wrote:
If you have some kind of life to offer a girl and some wisdom in putting yourself out there, the Philippines can be much much more than the fantasy on canvas.



:D
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Ghost » March 29th, 2015, 12:10 am

There's no such thing left in the modern world. Unless you're one of the "elites" - they have their private islands and harems, of course.

For the normal guys out there, no, nothing at all like this.

Ever heard of "Mutiny on the Bounty"? That's probably the last time something like this happened for normal men...
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Re: Nymphs

Postby droid » March 29th, 2015, 1:18 am

Well i guess giving my right arm is better than giving my left nut, but perhaps i should give my soul instead.
As far as shorting out and frying, my circuitry is all coated with a special heat-conductive silicone, so no worries there.

You are assuming they will look after you and not nag and henpeck you then? Maintaining relationships with females always has and will be a constant battle

According to Wikipedia, it wasn't too bad:

This upset Heracles greatly, so he along with Polyphemus searched for a great length of time....
he never found Hylas because he had fallen in love with the nymphs and remained "to share their power and their love."
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Re: Nymphs

Postby droid » March 29th, 2015, 1:21 am

If you have some kind of life to offer a girl and some wisdom in putting yourself out there, the Philippines can be much much more than the fantasy on canvas.

I'm soooo looking forward to that. I know, i mention this all the time... soon, soon :twisted:
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Moretorque » March 29th, 2015, 2:14 am

droid wrote:Well i guess giving my right arm is better than giving my left nut, but perhaps i should give my soul instead.
As far as shorting out and frying, my circuitry is all coated with a special heat-conductive silicone, so no worries there.

You are assuming they will look after you and not nag and henpeck you then? Maintaining relationships with females always has and will be a constant battle

According to Wikipedia, it wasn't too bad:

This upset Heracles greatly, so he along with Polyphemus searched for a great length of time....
he never found Hylas because he had fallen in love with the nymphs and remained "to share their power and their love."


A titanium nut ? I wouldn't part with that either. Since when is a memory bank of 1's and 0's constitute being a soul ?
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Jester » March 29th, 2015, 7:41 am

droid wrote:
If you have some kind of life to offer a girl and some wisdom in putting yourself out there, the Philippines can be much much more than the fantasy on canvas.

I'm soooo looking forward to that. I know, i mention this all the time... soon, soon :twisted:


Keep it on the front burner.

I like the energy.

And God bless guys like OutWest, who have what they want, but still find ways to communicate the possibilities in discreet, tasteful ways.
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Moretorque » March 29th, 2015, 4:10 pm

Jester wrote:
droid wrote:
If you have some kind of life to offer a girl and some wisdom in putting yourself out there, the Philippines can be much much more than the fantasy on canvas.

I'm soooo looking forward to that. I know, i mention this all the time... soon, soon :twisted:


Keep it on the front burner.

I like the energy.

And God bless guys like OutWest, who have what they want, but still find ways to communicate the possibilities in discreet, tasteful ways.


Which god are you talking about ? god the father ?
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Re: Nymphs

Postby droid » March 29th, 2015, 4:39 pm

Moretorque wrote: A titanium nut ? I wouldn't part with that either. Since when is a memory bank of 1's and 0's constitute being a soul ?

I find this offensive, they're not titanium, they're CFRP (carbon fiber reinforced plastic).
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Re: Nymphs

Postby Moretorque » March 29th, 2015, 7:49 pm

droid wrote:
Moretorque wrote: A titanium nut ? I wouldn't part with that either. Since when is a memory bank of 1's and 0's constitute being a soul ?

I find this offensive, they're not titanium, they're CFRP (carbon fiber reinforced plastic).


That explains everything, you need to trade that cheap plastic carbon in on some steel nuts so you got real balls.. Also get updated to a hardened titanium rod while your at it. :D
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