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What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby S_Parc » Mon May 25, 2015 8:49 pm

First thing first, if you're in the USA and you're past the age of 24, drop ALL intentions of dating AWs or their Canadian counterparts. Basically, all the ones worth dating and marrying are gone at that point in time. You don't need another 'Sex In the City' skank in your latter years.

I'd put up a lengthy thread on getting a RealDoll, so I won't repeat it.

http://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=26219

And then, if you find that you are stuck here, since last I'd checked, there were still jobs in health care, IT, and other sectors, which bring home the bacon. Also, the patent agents/attorneys and tax consultants, I know of, all wield six figure incomes.

And for unconventional types, I also know two professional card players, both of whom are making a living at the various Indian casinos.

Now, sitting around, waiting for the collapse of the world economic system in my book, is like the Jehovah's Witnesses waiting for Armageddon so that the select 600K can run the Kingdom of Heaven on earth. IMHO, it's a counterproductive way of being. If the world's going to end, then take your credit cards and boink to your heart's content in Bangkok, keeping that box of sleeping pills and vodka nearby, just in case the asteroid fails to collide with the planet.

The problem is that life is not too short. In fact, barring any major incidents, you'll be here for some 70-75 years. Do you want to spend that time, picking fights with every blue pill man or woman on the continent or like Tsar, fantasizing about Yulia of the Urals, but doing nothing about it?
16 years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.

Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.

AB discussion thread

BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby Moretorque » Mon May 25, 2015 10:05 pm

Anyhow your born into this money casino they set up, your best bet is plan to be on the dealers side of the table " become a party member " or don't play their game. A lot of professionals who have been in the game along time are opting out because they are figuring the con out and realizing it's not worth going forward on our rulers terms so they are starting to get out of the system quick and running for the hills but it's to late.

I am personally hoping the whole thing will come down so maybe people can find their a$$es after the $ reset and realize what happened but good luck with that. A read a real interesting saying and it was " the quality of your civilization starts with the moral compass of it's women " that explains where America is and going for sure.
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby Ghost » Mon May 25, 2015 10:25 pm

How different HA members would answer this:

Moretorque: "Yeah, but we broke up because she was a sheeple. The sheeple really need to wake up, the banking con is..."

Droid: *drooling* "Huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Did you say something about Vietnam?"

Paggy: "Of course you fool. In fact I'm the Masterpimp of the world and own all the bitches. What? That's not my mom's basement...that's my, uh, Pimplair."

Winston: "Why do people always ask about stuff like this? We need to be talking about important things, like how Hitler survived WW2, became Paul McCartney's replacement in the Beatles, and then got in contact with ETs and is currently setting the stage for WW3."

Jamesbond: "Yep, and boy those honkers were huge! Hold on, let me show you these gifs I made of her."

Starchild: "Yes, I once dated a grey ET, but then I realized I'm into Nordic ETs."

Jester: "Yes. Wait, you mean only one at time? Oh, monogamy? Hahahahaha."

Ghost: "Yes, but she saw right through me." (wah wah wah. Somebody else has to do mine.)

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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby droid » Tue May 26, 2015 3:55 am

Jester: "+1 Yes.
Wait, you mean only one at time? Oh, monogamy? Hahahahaha."

Ghost: "I've been too busy feeding my pet-troll named PAG"
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby droid » Tue May 26, 2015 4:02 am

Moretorque wrote:Are those your girl friends ? did you get your titanium rod update for action ? I understand Asians love gold so you should get it gold plated.
I know several people who went to Vietnam and will not come back, really like the life style.


Both pics are of the same girl.
But anyhow I wish i could really say 'girlfriends', right now they're just 'contacts' i guess.

Yeah The Rod has been upgraded, outer titanium, granite filled matrix.
Good idea with the gold plating, which can also be nano-infused with graphite for the perfect coefficient of friction. Good for 20,000+ "mating cycles".
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby Ghost » Tue May 26, 2015 4:47 am

droid wrote:Jester: "+1 Yes.
Wait, you mean only one at time? Oh, monogamy? Hahahahaha."

Ghost: "I've been too busy feeding my pet-troll named PAG"


Touche. :lol:
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby BlackKnight » Tue May 26, 2015 5:41 am

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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby Teal Lantern » Tue May 26, 2015 2:08 pm

S_Parc wrote:First thing first, if you're in the USA and you're past the age of 24, drop ALL intentions of dating AWs or their Canadian counterparts. Basically, all the ones worth dating and marrying are gone at that point in time. You don't need another 'Sex In the City' skank in your latter years.
Some used to at least make it into their 30s.
The age of hitting the wall has been drifting lower and lower for some years now.
Anyone seen the Olsen twins, recently? :shock:
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby S_Parc » Tue May 26, 2015 3:58 pm

Teal Lantern wrote:
S_Parc wrote:First thing first, if you're in the USA and you're past the age of 24, drop ALL intentions of dating AWs or their Canadian counterparts. Basically, all the ones worth dating and marrying are gone at that point in time. You don't need another 'Sex In the City' skank in your latter years.
Some used to at least make it into their 30s.
The age of hitting the wall has been drifting lower and lower for some years now.
Anyone seen the Olsen twins, recently? :shock:


Physically, perhaps early 30s, however, in terms of emotional & mental development, many women are done by their early 20s. Thus, the guys who'd found the decent ones around then, have taken 'em out of the market.

If anything, the prior decade's lawyer show, 'Ally McBeal', indicated how women in their mid-to-late 20s were delusional and not able to get their act together. In effect, Ally was done (meaning permanently lost at sea/damaged goods) prior to starting law school, which is age 22 for the traditional applicant.

And the fact that she has active fantasies and hallucinations, which fills a large percent of her mind space, reminds me a lot of the Columbia Univ theory.

http://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25683
16 years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.

Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.

AB discussion thread

BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby JeyanCalderone » Tue May 26, 2015 8:30 pm

I tell them my girlfriend is bisexual and loves threesomes. We're swingers and do full swap.
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby MrMan » Wed May 27, 2015 1:13 am

america sucks wrote:yesterday I was at a gathering with some people I thought were my friends. They then gossiped about how a friend they knew was almost 30 and never had a gf. They then asked me that. I'm also almost 30 and never had a gf and didn't know how to respond to a loaded, rude question so I just asked them why they were asking. They could tell I was trying to deflect the question and one of the females there said "you're not the only one here like that", like she was trying to pity me. I'm not going to waste time whining about how US culture is so toxic that it's more shameful to be a virgin than to be homeless.

I suppose I can take solace from some of the quotes from American Beauty, such as there's nothing worse in life to be ordinary and that I should let go of my attachments because there's so much beauty in the world

So can anyone who has been in a similar situation before tell me what's the best way to respond to such a stupid rude question?


When I was younger, I'd never had a girlfriend. It was a sore point for me in high school. Now, I don't think it's bad to not have on until you find someone worth marrying. It doesn't matter much after you marry.

If a woman had asked you, and she's not a close relative, you could say, "Are you trying to apply for the position? I know you wanted to bring up that topic with me, but there are more polite lines you can use. You could have just asked me for my number." If she's not attractive, you could throw, 'but you are not my type' in there.
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby The » Wed May 27, 2015 2:36 am

MrMan wrote: you could say, "Are you trying to apply for the position? I know you wanted to bring up that topic with me, but there are more polite lines you can use. You could have just asked me for my number." If she's not attractive, you could throw, 'but you are not my type' in there.


:roll: :roll:

Good God....Thats too wordy and it sounds very mangina-ish...He could easily tell the ho to "Suck my dick, bitch!"....That message is much more effective than that mumble jumble your spewing....
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby MrMan » Thu May 28, 2015 12:52 am

The, or he could just grab his crotch and grunt like a Caveman. He's apparently close to 30 and sitting there with a group of real grown-ups, and you expect him to make some kind of high school locker room comment like that?
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby The » Thu May 28, 2015 12:57 am

MrMan wrote:The, or he could just grab his crotch and grunt like a Caveman. He's apparently close to 30 and sitting there with a group of real grown-ups, and you expect him to make some kind of high school locker room comment like that?


Why not....Americans dont give a f**k....Why should he? :roll:
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Re: What to say when people ask if you've ever had a gf?

Postby Stag » Sun May 31, 2015 8:48 am

With a straight face, mention that her body is still in the freezer, but am working on getting rid of it. Honestly, f*ck 'em! These questions are meant to devalue those who are caught up in a crap situation. Just lie to 'em...
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