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The Un-American
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Finding love in the Pacific Northwest is impossible

Post by The Un-American » July 21st, 2015, 10:58 pm

I'm convinced I live in the worst place to meet women. Why?

*The Pacific Northwest is a sausage fest. Way more guys than girls here, which makes your odds pretty poor. Most of the chicks are snatched up by the time high school ends.

*Feminism and "stranger danger" are rampant here, and it's already an anti-social and unfriendly/snobbish culture. Don't even bother trying to be romantic to a Cascadian woman. Even if she does like you, she'll probably find your romance to be corny and stupid, and if she doesn't, she'll label you a creeper and call the cops.

*Girls here are mostly attracted to just a couple different kinds of guys. Either you are some vegan douchebag (Portland/Seattle), or a wannabe Eminem (Eugene, Longview, Salem etc) or else the girls here don't want anything to do with you. Sadly the only women here that appreciate and enjoy men are the strippers. They are definitely awesome and nasty (in a good way). :D If you're intellectual, but still enjoy eating meat, you're pretty much f***ed here.

*The shitty weather along with the lack of regard for making others comfortable means that women here try to make themselves as ugly as possible. Except during the 3 months of dry hot weather women here dress about as sexy as they do in Saudi Arabia. EVERYONE has tattoos here too. I've come to the point where I've just come to accept that if I find a woman here, I'll just have to deal with tats even though I find them a big turnoff.

*The lack of places that stay open late or have any interesting nightlife going on, aside from karaoke, makes it pretty much impossible to meet women in public settings. And meeting women at work is taboo here.

*The non-existent economy makes it almost impossible to acquire more wealth and status and become more attractive to the opposite sex.




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Re: Finding love in the Pacific Northwest is impossible

Post by fschmidt » July 21st, 2015, 11:08 pm

If you want to find love in America, get a dog.

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Re: Finding love in the Pacific Northwest is impossible

Post by Ghost » July 22nd, 2015, 4:12 pm

fschmidt wrote:If you want to find love in America, get a dog.
What's the difference between a female dog and an American female?

One is a bitch, the other is a dog.
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Re: Finding love in the Pacific Northwest is impossible

Post by davewe » July 22nd, 2015, 4:44 pm

The Un-American wrote:I'm convinced I live in the worst place to meet women. Why?

*The Pacific Northwest is a sausage fest. Way more guys than girls here, which makes your odds pretty poor. Most of the chicks are snatched up by the time high school ends.

*Feminism and "stranger danger" are rampant here, and it's already an anti-social and unfriendly/snobbish culture. Don't even bother trying to be romantic to a Cascadian woman. Even if she does like you, she'll probably find your romance to be corny and stupid, and if she doesn't, she'll label you a creeper and call the cops.

*Girls here are mostly attracted to just a couple different kinds of guys. Either you are some vegan douchebag (Portland/Seattle), or a wannabe Eminem (Eugene, Longview, Salem etc) or else the girls here don't want anything to do with you. Sadly the only women here that appreciate and enjoy men are the strippers. They are definitely awesome and nasty (in a good way). :D If you're intellectual, but still enjoy eating meat, you're pretty much f***ed here.

*The shitty weather along with the lack of regard for making others comfortable means that women here try to make themselves as ugly as possible. Except during the 3 months of dry hot weather women here dress about as sexy as they do in Saudi Arabia. EVERYONE has tattoos here too. I've come to the point where I've just come to accept that if I find a woman here, I'll just have to deal with tats even though I find them a big turnoff.

*The lack of places that stay open late or have any interesting nightlife going on, aside from karaoke, makes it pretty much impossible to meet women in public settings. And meeting women at work is taboo here.

*The non-existent economy makes it almost impossible to acquire more wealth and status and become more attractive to the opposite sex.
Agree to all of this. Pete and I both live in the NW and can tell you exactly where to find a great girl - but you'll have to travel 8000 miles to meet her :)

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Re: Finding love in the Pacific Northwest is impossible

Post by jamesbond » July 24th, 2015, 12:11 am

fschmidt wrote:If you want to find love in America, get a dog.
How true and a dog will be more loyal to you than an American woman would be! :D

Ghost wrote:What's the difference between a female dog and an American female?

One is a bitch, the other is a dog.
Hey that's a good one and it's true too! :lol:
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