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GoingAwol wrote:The ugly ones have big discolored lips that look like slimy roast beef.

The slimy roast beef comes from arousal/stimulation. I remember the first time (no jokes); after a movie we drove to a park around 1am. She had that "slimy" roast beef look. Except they were pink semis. I was flattered as hell. Her tennis skirt looked like she sat in a puddle...and I didn't even touch her yet!

chanta76 wrote:How about ugly p***y but it feels great when you stick you thingy inside? Or would you prefer a really pretty p***y but when you stick you thingy inside it's like throwing a hot dog down grand canyon.

After reading that, I don't know whether or not I should laugh ....... or vomit.

an ugly p***y is usually a strong indication of a ex-prostitute or whore who had taken thousands of dicks inside her, and had also plenty of sexually-transmitted diseases in the process

Well, I don't get any p***y anyways...so it doesn't matter. I've never thought about this for more than .3 seconds of my entire life.

I've never been an expert in the opposite sex. Even being attractive doesn't mean anything. It hasn't helped me in the least, as far as this is concerned. I'm just managing to avoid always having sex. Don't know if this is some subconscious thing that I do, or not. Plenty of times ok to good looking girls push themselves on me, but there's something about it that feels forced. It turns me off, and I edge away from it.
I manage to never get laid. Not sure why or how this happens. It's like they speak Latin I speak Greek, I'm awkward, they're plenty awkward too - though. Women make it extremely hard to figure them out, and are indecipherable.... to me.
I don't enjoy getting laughed at, and the hassle is just too much.

Women ALL women also play hard to get. The resting bitch face is a phenomenon universal in its scope. They have it here in China, too. Plenty of girls have the "bitch face", that is so unattractive and disgusting.