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I recommend everyone watch Postal by Uwe Boll.
It has everything.
An American man, unemployed, living in a trailer park.
His wife is morbidly obese and yells at him and puts him down. (A picture later on shows she became morbidly obese after marriage)
A redneck hick f***s the guys wife (along with a lot of other men in the town). Every guy that is, secretly laughing at him
He goes to an interview for a job and two people interview him. They screw with him and ask him stupid interview questions. The obese woman says "Wrong" to every single answer. She asks him "What is the difference between a duck" which is when he gets angry and is told he is the best candidate and congratulated by the hiring manager. But then he is told he doesn't have the job, and the obese woman says they have 120 other people to interview.
There's a hippie type church with a cult leader.
There's a battle in the town for the Krotchy Dolls (a stuffed toy in the shape of testicles) between the leader of the hippie Church who is behind in taxes and the Muslim terrorists in the movie that each want it. The shipment in the movie was 2,000 and each one could sell for $4,000. This was a fictional toy. (I really thought this was just more of a metaphor, but today reading the news I found out that something like real Krotchy Doll exists, it's called the Scrotum Backpack http://www.elitereaders.com/scrotum-backpack-for-sale-soon/)
A black police offer shoots a Chinese immigrant woman in her car. He says he thought she called him the N word. This is highlighting the police shooting unarmed people in America.
After the Muslim terrorists and the Cult battle it out, the main character is the one who takes the heat for the massacre at Little Germany Amusement Park. (Well, Germany in real life now is like that amusement park where everyday a Muslim terrorist kills more Germans).
A funny comedy movie that has much more parallels to reality than when it was actually first released.
So Uwe Boll has actually made a funny and meaningful movie? I never thought that would happen.
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It sounds hilarious, I will check it out.
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