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Consider this scenario;
We'll call you Alex. And let's say you are autistic with a slight dash of mental retardation. Basically something similar to, let's say, what Lennie Small in the 1992 movie "Of Mice And Men" had.
You are at a Bike Night. The street is lined with hundreds of festive motorcycles. Vendors all up and down the street are selling neat gadgets, clothing, and food. You went there alone and have been walking around all by yourself for who knows how many hours, taking in the sights, and having a couple brief interactions with a few different people.
It's just after sunset. You meet a really cute, beautiful skinny young (I'll say 24 years old) woman whom we'll call Ashley while looking at a couple fancy motorcycles. She is taking pictures with her smartphone and enjoying the sights.
Ashley; "How are you doing?"
You; "I'm doing pretty good, how are you doing?"
Ashley; "I'm doing wonderful. You look a bit lonely today, want to hang out with me?
You; "Yes, I would absolutely love to!"
Ashley; "I'm Ashley."
You; "Hi Ashley, I'm Alex, nice to meet you."
Ashley; "Pleasure to meet you, too. How about something to eat?"
You; "Yes. I am quite hungry and have a taste for some cheese pizza and a soda."
Ashley; "Excellent. Let's get some delicious food!"
You and Ashley head to one of the food vendors and she gets you 5 slices of delicious cheese pizza and an orange Fanta. She gets some nachos with cheese and a Coca Cola. The two of you then head to a nearby dining tent and enjoy your meals. Afterwards, you and her head back out to enjoy the festivities. And after a while, her enjoying her soda, you and her taking a few pictures, and her adding you on Facebook on her smartphone, the both of you sit down at a bench, get close, and start touching each other. She puts her arm around you and you put your arm around her. You can smell Ashley's sweet perfume, and she can smell your deodorant/cologne. And you tell Ashley that your favorite place to touch a woman is under her chin. And Ashley's "under-chin" is really sexy; from the top of her neck to the back of her chin bone it comes down at a diagonal angle and then bends to horizontal with her Digastric muscle tendons visible at the very back. Basically, the area under her chin has the exact same shape as that of the woman pictured at http://eu.fotolia.com/id/21732350 And you start stroking the fleshy area behind her chin with a gentle touch. Ashley holds her head up, facing directly forward, closes her eyes, and smiles.
Ashley; "That feels very relaxing when you do that, Alex. It really does."
You; "Thank you. You really are sweet. I'm glad you like it."
Ashley; "Awwwe. So are you. And I really love that, it feels nice."
You; "I love your perfume, by the way. It smells really sweet."
Ashley; "Awwwe! Thank you so very much! And I love the smell of your cologne, too."
You continue to stroke her under her chin and then put your index and middle fingers together, put both gently under her chin so they "fill" the indented area between her chin and the top of her neck, gently feeling the tendons in the back right at the top of her neck.
You; "You feel nice and firm under there, especially the tendons in the back."
Ashley; "You like that?"
You; "Yes. I like that, it feels nice."
You stroke her throat for a bit and then;
You; "Ashley, would it feel good if I gently put the back of my hand under your chin?"
Ashley; "Yes. You go right ahead, sweetie!"
So you gently put the back of your other hand under her chin. The shape of her neck/throat results in a small air space above the back of your hand where under her chin and the top of her neck converge.
Ashley; "That feels so relaxing. I could meditate with you doing that."
Ashley closes her eyes while you gently rest your hand against her "under-chin" area. She even caresses the palm of your hand for a bit more pressure under her chin until the back of your hand closes the air space in back and gently pushes against the tendons in the back of her throat.
Ashley; "I can feel a sensual tingling spreading up the sides of my face. I think I'll meditate while you keep your hand under my chin."
You; "Under your chin feels really nice and firm. And especially I love how the tendons in the back feel resting on top of my hand."
Ashley; "Awwwe! You are so sweet! And your hand feels really good under my chin."
And so she meditates, placing her hands on her lap, now holding her head tilted slightly back with her eyes closed, smiling with your hand pushing under her chin. She especially enjoys the tingling sensation she described as just about the entire bottom surface area under her chin rests full contact on the back of your hand, both tendons in back gently lifted by the gentle pressure of your hand.
Ashley; "Yes, Alex?"
You; "I wonder if the straw that came with your soda might fit through the air space under your chin that is now occupied by my hand."
Ashley; "Yeah. Only one way to find out, isn't it."
And so you slightly rotate your hand under her chin so the shape of her throat once again results in an air space in the back. You take the straw that came with her soda and slowly but gently slip it through the air space between the back of your hand and the back of her throat. She doesn't notice it until you close the air space and she feels the round shape of her soda straw under her chin.
Ashley; "Woooh, yeah. That feels very unique." (Laughs)
You; "Yeah. Certainly does."
Ashley continues to meditate with your hand still under her chin, and now the straw from her soda gently but surely pinned between the back of her throat/top of her neck and the back of your hand.
Suddenly you feel a hard bump on your back. You are broken out of your romantic state, your hand dropping out from under Ashley's chin, the straw dropping to the ground, to see two burly police officers with guns drawn standing over you. Ashley is also jolted out of her meditation when she feels your hand suddenly drop out from under her chin.
You; "What the...?"
Officers; (in a rather rude tone of voice) "What's going on here!?"
Ashley; "We were just getting to know each other, what are you guys doing here?"
Officers; "We saw this gentleman you are with by himself earlier on the surveillance cameras. And crimes such as rape, homicide, kidnapping, and robbery occur when people like you get friendly with guys like him. You can't be doing that."
Ashley; "But officers, this guy was lonely and he needed someone to hang out with! It's not right to be anti social and standoffish!"
Officers; "Ma'am, you're going to have to leave right now."
Ashley; "No! This is so mean! He was all by himself, he's autistic, he needed company, and now you guys are isolating him again, how can you do this?"
An officer grabs Ashley by her arm and escorts her away and then you also make a move to leave and go with her but the officers stop you.
Ashley; (to you) "We'll meet up later..."
Officers; (to Ashley, cutting her off) "Do not speak to him! No! No goodbyes! Otherwise, we will arrest you for disorderly conduct!"
Officers; (to you) "No. You can NOT follow her! You need to stay here, or we will arrest you, too, for disorderly conduct. No! No goodbyes!"
You; "So in other words, you're telling me, (raising voice so most of the crowd can hear) It's a capital felony under Federal law, FBI and Homeland Security enforced, punishable by 175 years to life in Federal prison without parole and/or the death penalty for all involved, for guys to mingle with women in the United States of America!"
Officers; "Put your hands behind your back! You are under arrest!"
Due to your mental disability, you finally break and freak out like mad. The officers piledrive you into the pavement and taser the blazes out of you.
You; (Screaming at the top of your lungs now) "It is a capital felony under Federal law, FBI and Homeland Security enforced, punishable by 300 years to life in Federal prison without parole and/or the death penalty for all involved, to meet and mingle with other people within the United States of America! Use of maximum lethal force and immediate full nationwide military lockdown and Martial law will occur! They will investigate all mingling between strangers as harshly as North Korea would investigate a terrorist bombing on Kim Il-Sung's palace that resulted in the total destruction of the palace and the incineration of the bodies of Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il!"
You are then knocked out cold by a blow to the skull by an officer with a nightstick and wake up hours later in a 4 by 6 foot concrete cell, severely bloodied and bruised, your watch, wallet, camera, cell phone, and house keys all confiscated. The police have charged you with sexual assault, but Ashley successfully had that charge dropped. A guard then comes and tells you that, although the sexual assault charge has been dropped per Ashley's orders, you are also being charged by the police with resisting arrest, assault on a police officer, disturbing the peace, and disorderly conduct, that you are being held without bond, and even that Ashley is forbidden to visit you and also forbidden to try to bail you out. You are also told that you are facing at least 75 years minimum in prison for your tirade at the Bike Night. This really causes you to go bananas again. Now you know that you will never see Ashley ever again, nor will you ever be able to log onto Facebook to accept her friend request. Her last words to you of "We'll meet up later" getting cut off by the police echo through your mind. You can still smell Ashley's perfume on your hands. You kick and pound the heavy iron door to your cell and make a loud racket, only to be slammed, restrained, and put in segregation. You wail against the security officers. You assault even more police officers including prison officers. You try to escape but fail. You have countless outbursts while in prison. In court, they throw the book at you and you get life in prison without the possibility of parole. Barely one month into your sentence, Ashley tries to come and visit you. But she is bluntly turned away and told that you personally have been permanently banned from ever having visitors. They even tell her; "No, not even 15 years from now are you allowed to visit him." Three years later, after more violent outbursts and tirades resulting in severe injuries to prison staff and heavy property damage, a few bomb threats that in fact only cause immediate full military lockdowns of the entire prison resulting in up to 10 days each of all inmates, including general population, being confined to their cells a full 24 hours a day, even several electrical fires from electrical fixtures you destroyed, there is a new trial for your behaviors in prison. And this time the judge hands down a far stiffer sentence; 60 consecutive life sentences in prison, 25 of which are to be spent in solitary confinement/administrative segregation 24 hours a day, being only allowed to leave your cell no more than 5 days out of every year, and the judge has also ordered you permanently isolated and quarantined from all female persons; only male staff is allowed to work with and near you. And literally, this time you know that you will spend the rest of your entire life confined to a 4 by 6 foot concrete cell with a heavy steel door, 24 hours a day, 360 days a year. This time, it's over; the rest of your life is now defined by four walls of steel reinforced concrete and a heavy steel door. No windows to the outside world, no sunlight, no fresh air, no visitors, no chance ever of parole or release, no Ashley, nothing. And you will never, ever see another woman again for the rest of your life, either. And you realize that the words "We'll meet up later" were the last words you would ever hear from Ashley. This time, it literally appears as if death is the only way out.
In the meantime, Ashley files lawsuit after lawsuit against the police and the government for imprisoning you, trying to get them to realize that you have a mental disability and that you can not handle confinement. Especially when she learns of you being given 60 consecutive life sentences in prison. But unfortunately, she loses every one and is even threatened with arrest and imprisonment.
Officer; "The guy who was touching you under your chin that night is an extremely dangerous, potentially deadly man. He has caused injury to several of our Correctional officers and damage to our prison facility."
Ashley; "Don't you know, he has a mental disability that makes him very scared and paranoid, especially of the bad things in this world like government corruption."
Officer; "We are never releasing Alex to your custody, Ashley. If our Corrections officers can not control him, neither can you. We are extremely close to using deadly force on him."
Ashley has just lost her last lawsuit and goes home in tears. She starts a crusade to get you out of there, but it, too, fails. That very night, you break down and start kicking the door to your cell, creating a racket that wakes up half the segregation block. It ends with six officers with shotguns that burst in and blast you dead with two nearly simultaneous blasts, one from 4 officers, another from the other 2 officers. When Ashley sees that on the news the next morning, she breaks down and cries.
Or even this; right after the police separate Ashley from you at the bike night and place you under arrest, you break and freak out. The officers open fire and take you down. You get really upset and then charge the officers, grabbing one of the guns, only to get flattened by MP-5 and RPG fire from a militarized police convoy that has just pulled up to the scene. You immediately die of your injuries, and immediate, full military lockdown and Martial law is declared. Protests against police brutality erupt as a result of your death, including one led by Ashley, only to get carpetbombed by squadron after squadron of loaded F-16 fighter jets. Ashley is killed in one of the carpetbomb attacks. Now Martial law is declared nationwide and the entire country is put on full military lockdown.
It's really looking like, just by default, staying away from all females, especially friendly women, in America by itself means the difference between remaining a free man and spending life behind bars, facing execution, or even being taken down with maximum lethal force by a police/SWAT team's bullets, turning the entire neighborhood into a war zone, and causing a massive, widespread declaration of Martial law and military lockdown.
Last edited by Mercury on October 24th, 2017, 5:00 am, edited 36 times in total.
If it's a capital offense, why would you get 175 years in jail? Do they jail dead corpses now?
The dialogue about the underthroat thing, the comments from the girl, etc. seemed unrealistic. I got to the 175 years in jail and stopped reading.
Last edited by MrMan on April 21st, 2017, 4:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
This is one of the most bizarre things I have ever read. You're a retard who enjoys grabbing women by the throat? You know the character in "Of Mice and Men" killed a bitch, right?
Coming back to life.
Different people have different preferences of where to gently stroke a woman. Some like the legs, some like the thighs, some like the rear, some like the breasts, some like the arms, some like the neck, some like under the chin, some like the cheeks, some like the hair, it varies.
Guys better really flee from America hard if they want to mingle with women.
Then it might take me a bit longer than the normies to figure out why Melissa bailed on her breastaurant job and blocked me on FB.
не поглеждай назад.
"Even an American judge is unlikely to award child support for imputed children." - FredOnEverything
This is serious! Far more serious than the simulation with Hooters and Melissa. You're literally dealing with a critically high possibility of people getting friendly with one another in America only to get forcefully broken up by the police, especially at city events and in areas that have surveillance cameras installed. Guys who get in trouble with the police for trying to mingle and then see this website are literally going to start publicly broadcasting with bullhorns that American women are totally unapproachable, and even that mingling is illegal in America. All while saving up to move to another country. And truthfully, American police frown very hard on people getting friendly and making new friends with one another.
You have psychological problems.
Coming back to life.
The story isn't how people talk & I don't get if this is supposed to take place in a fictional setting or a current one. I do think the law has a tendency, along with the other ones, to go after people as if they're protecting others while completely ignoring & even menacing or harming the people they are supposedly protecting. Which kind of flies in the face of the whole "being competent" thing, at the very least. If someone's that much of a failure, they're a menace & need to be neutralized if people are to get any peace- at least in cases where that former problem would have been around.
You didn't try to gently stroke Melissa's throat at Walmart, did you?
Anyone could complain to a security guard and say someone was pestering him or her. Did that story at the arts and craft section really happen?
"very hard on people getting friendly" -- I'll just bet they are.
Especially the cross-eyed one.
не поглеждай назад.
"Even an American judge is unlikely to award child support for imputed children." - FredOnEverything
Damn, memory isn't functioning. Long-time posters, who is this guy? Used to make up shit stories like this, until he got banned. It isn't PAG, is it? PAG sees himself as alpha, so it's hard to imagine him projecting himself into a loser persona.
No it's not him. It's Traveller or something. The one who is always going on about females in Illinois shacking up with gangsters who regularly wipe out entire police SWAT teams etc.
Nah, that's what I thought, but it's just some kind of joke.
I'd say it's a troll trying to make the forum look like an asylum. Weird though since there's no need for that..
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
I think it is the same guy. It is not that he doesn't have a point - he just takes it to a ridiculous extreme.