Star Wars Intro to Happier Abroad! What do you think?

Post by **Winston** » March 9th, 2009, 12:15 am

Does it look cool or too nerdy?

jamesbond · Post by **jamesbond** » March 9th, 2009, 6:31 am

I thought it looked alright. As more and more people see your videos, they will be going to your website. You soon will develop a "cult following."

Post by **Winston** » March 10th, 2009, 2:43 am

Thanks. Jamesbond, what do you think of the words in the intro though? Don't they reflect the Star Wars motif well? lol

"It is a dark time in America. Sinister forces have turned the social and dating culture into the most hostile and dysfunctional environment ever known to man, creating an anti-social Empire of feminist tyranny.

Seeking greener pastures, the bold daring Winston Wu ventures beyond the US Matrix on a series of expeditions.

Finding the Holy Grail, the electrified Wu returns to tell others, but is met with denial, ridicule and contempt.

Undaunted, Wu continues his trips and constructs a grand website showcasing his discoveries and experiences, igniting a Global Dating Revolution in America.

As his small band of freedom fighters gain momentum, they continue to face powerful Imperial opposition and censorship.

Now, with the advent of online video, Wu produces the ultimate film that will prove his claims beyond all doubt, bringing hope to oppressed victims of the evil Empire and restoring freedom to their love lives..."

jamesbond · Post by **jamesbond** » March 10th, 2009, 11:59 pm

I really liked the intro I thought it was creative and interesting. More and more men in America will find out that there are better options for dating than staying in the US!

Post by **Winston** » March 11th, 2009, 5:38 am

Did you notice that the first and last lines were almost the same as in the original Star Wars intro? Are you familiar with the words in it? I've seen it hundreds of times, so I knew it by heart. lol

Post by **Winston** » March 10th, 2014, 11:38 pm

Here is the updated link to the Star Wars Intro for Happier Abroad. It was removed from YouTube. I tried putting it back on YouTube but when I did, they muted the track because the Star Wars theme song is copyrighted. How stupid. So I uploaded it to Vimeo instead.

https://vimeo.com/88709717

S_Parc · Post by **S_Parc** » March 11th, 2014, 2:09 pm

When the intro fades and the Imperial March weaves in ... you need to cue in the leader of the Femi-Nazi's Susan B Anthony, in her Maskless Darth Vader form ...

And then some scared guys ducking and taking cover ...

ChampionKaji · Post by **ChampionKaji** » March 11th, 2014, 2:57 pm

The music is out of sync and it's tacky.

Post by **Winston** » March 16th, 2014, 3:59 pm

I've changed the words in the Star Wars Intro. It now reads:

"It is a dark time in America. Sinister forces have turned the social and dating culture for men into the most hostile, toxic and unfriendly environment ever known to man, under an Empire of feminist tyranny.

Seeking greener pastures, the bold daring Winston Wu embarks beyond the US Matrix on a series of overseas expeditions.

After discovering dating paradises in lands abroad, the electrified Wu returns to tell others, but is met with denial, ridicule and contempt.

Undaunted, Wu continues his adventures and constructs a grand website showcasing his discoveries at HappierAbroad, igniting a Global Dating Revolution in America.

As his small band of freedom fighters gain momentum, they continue to face powerful Imperial opposition and censorship.

Now, with the advent of online video, Wu produces the ultimate video series of his expeditions that will prove his claims beyond all doubt, inspire and bring hope to millions of dateless males in the Empire, and restore freedom to their love lives..."

What do you think? Sounds better? I'll let you know when the video is updated.

Post by **Winston** » March 16th, 2014, 6:04 pm

Ok I updated the video with the new intro text.

https://vimeo.com/88709717

I also added after the intro the scenes of the planet and plane taking off from America to Russia. lol. Check it out.

To watch the video series "Female Encounters of the Foreign Kind" that follows the intro, see my Vimeo album here:

https://vimeo.com/album/2754081

After a few more parts are completed, I will combine all the parts into one long video.

polya · Post by **polya** » March 19th, 2014, 1:57 am

I'd like to see a pic of Yoda with a hot Russian woman, or C3PO in drag, or R2D2 with a hot robot woman.