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While weâ€™re on this trackâ€¦
A brief profile of men afflicted with â€œyellow feverâ€
ORIGINS: Asiaphiles are typically found residing in major U.S. cities, although increasing numbers have been venturing overseas in their quest to â€œget an oree-enul womanâ€.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: Intelligent, non-racist and socially-functional men who are free of fetishes and racial bias.
- Poorly developed masculine identities, pathetically uncomfortable with themselves, inept at romance with women of their own race.
- Resentment of white femalesâ€™ assertive, strong-willed personality traits (whether real or perceived).
- Ignorant and narrow-minded, eager to adopt fallacious western media stereotypes of Asian women.
- Desperate need to assume a dominant, father-like role in their relationships with women (ergo the similarity to pedophiles).
- Exaggerated perception and objectification of Asian females (and sometimes little boys).
- Uncanny ability to determine oneâ€™s breast size and country of origin within three seconds of sighting a potential AF target.
- A compulsion to trash women, particularly western women, in order to justify their inadequacies and bolster their self image.
- Insatiable appetite for Asian cultural trivia, which is used to camouflage/legitimize their underlying fetish (a superficial knowledge of Asian art impresses the shit outta the babes).
- Extreme paranoia and defensiveness regarding their relationships with AFâ€™s (â€œWhat the hell are you looking at, you racist AM asshole?..â€)
- Unable to accept non-whites or women as equals. Insistent racist stereotypers. Chauvinistic.
- Subconsciously attracted to tiny women because they make him feel powerful, and are less threatening to his fragile ego.
- Disdains ethnic studies; regards it as a waste of taxpayerâ€™s money and an ultimate threat to white male privilege and cultural hegemony.
- Thinks that the poverty, prostitution and white cultural imperialism in certain Asian countries is a good deal while it lasts. Favorite holiday destination: Bangkok
- Enjoys playing â€œdivide and conquerâ€ mind games with naive, culturally-insecure AFâ€™s (â€œdonâ€™t worry, Yoko, I wonâ€™t let those chauvinistic, abusive Japanese men hurt you anymoreâ€¦â€)
- Considers minimum age of marriage and minimum age of consent laws to be government intrusions of privacy.
- On visits to Asia as a (sex) tourist, expects every native AM to kowtow to him, massage his feet and play butler, while the native AFâ€™s line up to show him the proper â€œlotus positionâ€ technique. He then considers himself â€œworldlyâ€ and an indisputable expert on asian people and culture.
- Considers the terms â€œchink, chinaman, jap, gook and slopeâ€ to be terms of endearment and certainly no reason to get offended.
- Believes that racism does not exist because he, as a WM, has never experienced it first hand.
- Gets a warm fuzzy feeling when watching those action flicks in which the white male hero invariably beats the shit out of ten AM ninjas and rescues the AF nympho from her evil, warlike AM oppressors.
- Believes that the only reason an Asian person would dislike him or disapprove of his exploitive, pathological relationships with Asian women is because they are racist.
- Associates with AMâ€™s only when he is interested in meeting their sisters.
- Threatened and insecure in the presence of any culturally-perceptive Asian person or any AM not fitting his stereotype of the quiet, marginalized, â€œmodel minorityâ€ geek.
- Denial of all of the above.
TYPICAL ATTIRE: Anything trendy and mainstream-looking which conceals their obesity. Rolled-up sock placed strategically in crotch for added flair. Hairpiece by Earlâ€™s Rugs â€˜R Us. Note: attire may vary depending on the specific type of AF being targeted.
I.Q.: n/a (too low to measure)
NATURAL HABITAT: Personal ad columns (â€œSWM interested in â€˜Asian cultureâ€™ seeks exotic SAF goddessâ€), college campuses, Asian language classes (a great pickup spot), Asian strip clubs, massage parlors and similar establishments, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with prepubescent AF FOBâ€™s), seated on living room sofa drooling over latest Asian porn flick with remote control and tissues in hand, Asian internet forums (donâ€™t ask me why), anywhere else frequented by AFâ€™s. Often found still living with mom despite being past 40.
TYPICAL ASIAPHILE QUIPS:
â€œIâ€™ve always only dated Oree-enul chicks. I donâ€™t know why, I just have.â€
â€œRace doesnâ€™t matter. I just happen to dig chicks with silky black hair and smooth, porcelain-like skin. Anyone who doesnâ€™t like it is a racist.â€
â€œAhh, those Oree-enul wimminâ€¦ are they perfect or what? No more corrupted American wimmin for me, no sirreeâ€¦ Gimme a fine oree-enul woman anytime.â€
â€œOoh, Mei Ling, youâ€™re soooo sweet and demure, unlike them rude, uppity American women. Intelligent too. Howâ€™s about we go back to my place and talk temples?â€
â€œKeiko, if you want to practice your English, maybe I can be your tutor?â€¦â€
(mouth frothing): â€œMasako, you remind me of my favorite â€˜movie starâ€™â€¦ would you please put on your cute little sailor suit, huh, would ya, pleeeze??â€
â€œHey Marty, you got the number of that place in Tokyo that sells the used panties?â€
â€œWould you like some candy, little girl?â€¦â€
â€œI just returned from the â€œsex capital of the worldâ€, good old Thailand and had an incredible trip â€“ as usual. If youâ€™re a single male whoâ€™s had his share of the stuck up women of the West, then come to Southeast Asia where the women will treat you with the attention and appreciation you deserveâ€¦â€
PERSONAL GOAL (unfortunately unattainable): To end up with an intelligent, quality Asian woman who actually has some self esteem.
CLOSELY RELATED TO: Pedophiles, a fish out of water, rice queens (gay asiaphiles).
MEDIA REPRESENTATION: Woody Allen, Maury Povich, James Michener, Oliver Stone, Nicholas D. Kristof (NY Times reporter).
COUNTERPARTS: Whiggiesâ€¦who else?
Dummyâ€™s Guide to Asian Girls with White Fever
The WHIGGIE (White Guy Groupie)
A brief profile of Asian girls afflicted with â€œWhite Feverâ€
ORIGINS: A subset of women of Asian ethnicity, usually found residing in major U.S. cities, although they have been known to appear overseas occasionally. Closely related to their cousins, Yellow Cabs (Japan), Gwei-Poâ€™s (Hong Kong), Sarong Party girls (Singapore), Twinkies and Bananas.
NOT TO BE CONUSED WITH: Intelligent, emotionally-secure women who are free of identity problems, self-hate, racial prejudice and chips on their shoulders.
- Poorly developed self-identity. Pathetically insecure with themselves and their ethnicity.
- Resentment of fatherâ€™s traditional, authoritarian upbringing (whether real or perceived).
- Brainwashed into believing that they, as AFâ€™s, are more desirable than other women in exotic lotus blossom kinda way. Willingness to pander to western media sexual stereotypes of AFâ€™s, which they perceive as marketing advantage.
- Thoroughly whitewashed. Desperate need to fit into â€œmainstreamâ€ (i.e. white) society and to distance themselves from their Asian heritage. Racial inferiority complex.
- Feigned air of superiority when dealing with members of own race and any other minority groups. In need of major attitude adjustments.
- Exaggerated, whiny, Encino-esque valley girl accent.
- Delusions of grandeurâ€¦ â€œI want it allâ€¦and that begins with the right (i.e. white) guyâ€¦â€ Asian-American princess complex.
- Uncanny ability of determine oneâ€™s nationality, occupation, earning capacity and make of auto within three minutes of commencing a conversation.
- Exaggerated perception of white malesâ€™ value in increasing AFâ€™s social status.
- Ignorant and narrow-minded, eager to adopt and perpetuate fallacious western media stereotypes of Asian men.
- A compulsion to trash Asians, particularly Asian men, in order to justify their autoracist tendencies, placate their guilt and bolster their self-esteem.
- Extremely shallow, self-centered, argumentative and boring.
- Disdains ethnic studies; regards it as a major threat to her carefully constructed, self-deceptive whiggie identity.
- Despises all Asian men, with the occasional exception of their brothers (after all, they share the same genes.
- Believes that racism does not exist because she, as an AF, has never experienced it first hand, or is too dense to realize it. Besides, those Asiaphiles are so nice to her (while plotting to get into her pants.
- Gets a warm fuzzy feeling when watching The Joy Luck Club, while snuggled up to her geeky Asiaphile boyfriend.
- Believes that the only reason an Asian person would disrespect her is because they are racist.
- Has lost count of how many WMâ€™s sheâ€™s done this month.
- The wet-dream come true for socially-handicapped Caucasian nerds who are unable to attract Caucasian women.
- Threatened and insecure in the presence of any culturally-perceptive Asian person or any AM not fitting her stereotype of the quiet , marginalized, â€œmodel minorityâ€ geek.
- Fundamentally insecure, utterly confused, lacking in self respect.
- Many aging whiggies, after being used and abandoned by WMâ€™s in favor of younger, more nubile whiggies and being rejected by AMâ€™s who see through their transparency, develop a bitterness towards all men, period.
- Denial of all of the above.
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS: a) Look of contempt when eyes meet those of any non-white male, converting to beaming grin upon sighting of WM victim/target; b) terminal pout or c) bimboish expression that defies deep thought.
TYPICAL ATTIRE: Anything trendy, mainstream-looking and seductive (especially if itâ€™s black and tight). Big hair (perhaps their most valuable asset) tossed with hand every 15 seconds. Wonderbra. Fanatical whiggies have been known to undergo certain procedures such as eyelid surgery, breast augmentation and vaginal tightening operations in order to increase their marketability to WMâ€™s. Blue contact lenses and bleached blonde hair have even been sported on occasion. Note: Attire may vary depending on the specific type of WM being targeted.
I.Q: Too low to measure.
Personal ad columns (â€œexotic, slim, SAF seeks successful, generous SWMâ€), cheerleading squads, sorority houses (role: token â€œoriental sistersâ€), T.V. newsdesks, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with aging WMâ€™s), Chinese restaurants (slumming with the WM and demonstrating that sheâ€™s â€œin touch with her heritageâ€), anywhere else frequented by White males.
TYPICAL WHIGGIE QUIPS:
Age 10: â€œMom, why do we have to be (Chinese/Japanese/Korean)? Do you have to dress like that? And whatâ€™s with Dad and his accent?
Age 12: â€œMom, I want an eyelid job for Christmas, okay?
â€œIâ€™ve always only dated white guys. I donâ€™t know why, I just have.â€
â€œRace doesnâ€™t matter. I just happen to like white guys. Itâ€™s just a preference.â€
â€œWe are the world, we are the childrenâ€¦Weâ€¦â€
â€œIâ€™ve gone out with all kinds of guysâ€¦Dutch, English, French, German, you name it. Even went out with a Jewish guy once! After all, love is color blind.â€
â€œEeeew, Jennifer, how could you go out with that (insert minority group here) guy!?â€ Totally gross!
â€œOooh Roger, youâ€™re like soooo strong and intelligent. Did you say you drive a beemer? Kewl! (giggle).â€
â€œI want to learn English betterâ€¦you maybe teach, handsome man? Are you U.S. citizen?â€ (Yes FOBâ€™s can be whiggies too!)
â€œLike why would I want to go out with an Asian guy? They donâ€™t own me or anything. Uhh, and besides they are all male chauvinist â€¦and domineering tooâ€¦yeah thatâ€™s it! Didnâ€™t you see The Joy Luck Club?â€
Like, Iâ€™m dating *out* of my race, so how can I be racists?!! Duh!!
CLOSELY RELATED TO: Racists, bigots, wannabes, hoâ€™s, chameleons, white supremacists, a fish out of water.
MEDIA REPRESENTATION/ROLE MODELS: Connie Chung, Amy Tan, Lisa Ling, Margaret Cho, Sheryl Wu Dunn, any of The Joy Luck Club protagonists (except the one who married an Asian dude).
NATURAL COUNTERPARTS: Asiaphilesâ€¦who else?
(For the sake of completeness, you see)
I blame this on jewish propaganda.
It's always the jews who are responsible for all this shit. Most Asiaphiles like that remind me of dirty jews, especially those pedophile jews who rape little russian children just so they can videotape it and sell it to other pedos. Not to mention a lot of self-hating asian bitches often marry jewish men.
Its quite interesting that most ''White women''with black men in U.S.A are in fact Jewesses.While most''White men''In U.S.A with Asian women Are Jewish.
outside of California of course.
Jews are White when they want White privelage,and they are an Ethnic minority when they want Ethnic privelage.
It would make sense for Jewish parasites to migrate to other racial hosts, given that they have pretty much devoured their traditional white host.
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