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Postby Will N. Dowd » September 28th, 2013, 3:48 pm

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Postby davewe » September 28th, 2013, 4:36 pm

Will N. Dowd wrote:Something very strange has happened to me. I met the 22 year old promo girl from yesterday at another mall after her shift today, after she invited herself to dinner. This girl is very hot, both in face and body, that's why she is a promo girl. We ate at the mall and she said she wanted to go home, but I convinced her to come back to my place. Once there I started to fondle her and she loved it and we went to bed and she agreed to do it as friends, and she had never done it with a foreigner. I got her and me naked fast and I started to lick, suck, kiss and taste all her yummy and naughty places. But no matter what I did, my member stayed shriveled up and small. I tried to help it with my hand but nothing worked and I gave up exhausted. She got dressed and went home and I said sorry, maybe next time. Once I got outside with her to walk her to the trike stop I felt like I was going to puke and almost did when I smelled some of the street smells, but recovered to see her go. She said we could try again in a few days. The whole thing was very embarrassing, but she seemed to understand something was wrong with me. In the past I have sometimes been nervous with a new girl the first time and had trouble getting big, but never like this with such a hot girl and no arousal at all.

After eating I felt very tired and heavy, and felt like a brick was in my stomach. I assumed I had eaten too much, but I think now I have eaten something bad because even though I finished eating over 3 hours ago, it feels like I still have a brick in my stomach, and I expect to puke later tonight. The last time I puked, I also ate something bad and woke up in the middle of the night and vomited 11 times. It seems that the bad food in me prevented any sexual function at all, since I felt heavy, tired and slow, and was exhausted quickly. The only other explanation is that my body has rejected the lifestyle I have chosen here and is saying stop. But I had already had 7 girls in action here and only had issues with the not hot enough girl no 7. This girl tonight, no. 8 was the hottest of the bunch so far and yet my body said no way, even though it had no problems banging the first 6 many times. I will try to sleep now but expect to puke very soon, which will be a huge relief, because that means it was the culprit and I can hopefully bang her good the next time. I'm supposed to meet her co worker promo friend tomorrow, also very hot and has never been with a foreigner.

It was a very strange feeling to be with such a hot girl naked in my bed and licking her special places but getting no reaction from my manhood. I really hope it doesn't happen again. Thoughts of viagra pop into my head, but as Tom Leykis says, the all natural cure for erectile disfunction is not viagra, but a young hot girl, which I had.


This is your best post yet, will. Reminds me of the movie MASH. The dentist, known as the best equipped dentist in he Army, failed with a hot girl. It had never happened to him before and he decided it meant that he was gay. He decided to commit suicide. Well, see the movie to see what happened. Hysterical.

The point is this happens occasionally, particularly as you age. It does not mean you have ED and need Viagra. It is not necessarily a warning about your lifestyle. It might be that you are banging too much, but I doubt that also.

Fact is it happens once in a while and will happen more often as you get older. You are used to getting the girl readying for action. Maybe the girl has to sometimes get you ready for action also. That can be fun.

Bottom line, don't stress it - you will be fine the next time!
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Postby Will N. Dowd » September 29th, 2013, 1:00 pm

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Postby Digit » September 29th, 2013, 1:59 pm

Haha awesome man. Cant wait till I get to the phillippines next year ;)
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Postby Will N. Dowd » September 29th, 2013, 4:26 pm

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Postby pete98146 » September 30th, 2013, 5:44 pm

Thanks for the updates Will! As many people have said before, "the difficult part is not getting a Filipina, it's getting rid of them is the problem." Enjoyed your list of girls to avoid. I remember when I was looking for ladies on Cherry Blossoms. I received countless emails/IMs from a girl who was 15 years old. She was relentless!!!! Kept telling her she was way too young and she'd counter with "there is nothing that an 18 year old girl can do that I can't." LOL.

Regarding the food, I'd be doing the same thing. You might see if you can buy a juicer and take advantage of all the cheap produce.

Anyway, sounds like you are having a blast. Keep the posts coming!
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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 2nd, 2013, 3:05 pm

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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 2nd, 2013, 3:32 pm

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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 3rd, 2013, 6:14 am

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Postby LordJim » October 3rd, 2013, 10:30 pm

WHAT is DIA ? from James in Los Angeles email lordjimla@yahoo.com
I am James from Los Angeles, CA. I am a retired accountant, 66, single, healthy, no children. Currently traveling and will like to find a pleasant place to retire and one sweet love. Jim
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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 4th, 2013, 2:25 am

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Postby zboy1 » October 4th, 2013, 3:14 am

Will N. Dowd wrote:The flaky girl from 2 nights ago did the same thing to me last night! I went to visit her at work to see how she looked and she was cute enough. Then she started texting me after her work ended at 10 and said she wanted to come over. So I said ok come I pay for the taxi. Even though she was close by, 2 hours later she was still not here even though I told her I would pay for the taxi, she kept saying I didn't know where I lived, even though I had given her the address. Then she started asking me if I was gay or straight! I assumed she was drunk and playing games so I said never contact me again and deleted her on fb and blocked her on DIA. I had told her she could stay until the morning, but then had to leave because I was meeting another girl this morning. Her last text to me said she thinks I am a playboy. What a nutcase, the texts we had were absurd. I would have to send her 5 messages before she would answer my initial question.

I've having more success on DIA after some bad luck. Chatted yesterday with an 18 year old who as usual admitted to being too shy to meet me, but then she referred me to her friend on DIA, also 18 who I will meet here at the mall in 2 hours. I can already tell she is naughty and ready to go. She joked about making babies and having a shower together.

Supposed to meet another one from DIA after her if I have enough time.

I tried but couldn't meet the very cute one from out of town yesterday, we were in different places at different times. We will try again. It was probably better anyways, she wanted to bring 2 friends...BS

The 2 very shy girls at my hotel are opening up, after the receptionist gave me their numbers, so we are texting and will hang out soon I hope. One is below average, the other is really quite cute.

I'm now of the opinion that promo and sales girls are usually not worth hitting up, because they are always working, and go home to sleep after working all day long. Getting numbers is easy, actually meeting them and getting them back to my place is tough. Most numbers I get quickly turn into nothing...no matter how good the interaction was in person.


Asian females flake out a lot--that is something prevalent in China as well. What is up with that!??
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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 4th, 2013, 11:03 am

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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 5th, 2013, 4:34 am

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Postby Will N. Dowd » October 5th, 2013, 6:41 am

Rock and Will N. Dowd will meet tomorrow in Davao City, Philippines!
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