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Post by Renata » October 5th, 2013, 2:30 pm

Barbados is the real jewel of the caribbean. Crystal clear beaches, lots of local festivals all year round, 5 star service, warm people, everything really.

Jamaican women are the most agressive caribbean women of all. She must have fancied you Ladislav, that's why she threw ice cubes. Similar case of rejection you guys talk about in the US.

You seem to have missed out on the Hedonism-Resorts. That what alot ot tourists come to Jamaica to do. Hence why all the other visitors you saw looked so happy lol.
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Post by OutWest » October 5th, 2013, 3:52 pm

Renata wrote:Barbados is the real jewel of the caribbean. Crystal clear beaches, lots of local festivals all year round, 5 star service, warm people, everything really.

Jamaican women are the most agressive caribbean women of all. She must have fancied you Ladislav, that's why she threw ice cubes. Similar case of rejection you guys talk about in the US.

You seem to have missed out on the Hedonism-Resorts. That what alot ot tourists come to Jamaica to do. Hence why all the other visitors you saw looked so happy lol.


Quite right. I only visited Jamaica for a short time but I spent more time in Barbados where I have
relatives that have lived there for many generations. There is really no comparison between the two places...but I don't think there is any place in the Caribbean is what you can call a bargain.


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Post by Teal Lantern » October 5th, 2013, 5:59 pm

ladislav wrote:I went to a pole dancing club- it was very dark because the main lamp on stage was not working. Could barely see who was dancing. Beers were $5, entrance fees were $10 ( not consumable). The girls were all 6 feet and up because of high heels and all looked like young Tina Turner wanna bes.

One girl asked to sit with me, I said 'no'- she called me a 'selfish bastard" and started throwing ice cubes at me from the bar. I had to move to the other side of the dark club to avoid the barrage of ice hitting me in the back.

The tourists night life if the Philippines and Thailand is way way better. Less expensive, more organized and way more generous.

I left the club after one hour.


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Post by E Irizarry R&B Singer » October 5th, 2013, 6:27 pm

ladislav wrote:I went to a pole dancing club- it was very dark because the main lamp on stage was not working. Could barely see who was dancing. Beers were $5, entrance fees were $10 ( not consumable). The girls were all 6 feet and up because of high heels and all looked like young Tina Turner wanna bes.

One girl asked to sit with me, I said 'no'- she called me a 'selfish bastard" and started throwing ice cubes at me from the bar. I had to move to the other side of the dark club to avoid the barrage of ice hitting me in the back.

The tourists night life if the Philippines and Thailand is way way better. Less expensive, more organized and way more generous.

I left the club after one hour.


OH wow! That's cold. No pun intended.
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Post by Jester » October 6th, 2013, 8:56 am

Renata wrote:
Barbados is the real jewel of the caribbean. Crystal clear beaches, lots of local festivals all year round, 5 star service, warm people, everything really.




I vaguely thought of Barbados as a bunch of shipping ports or oil terminals.

So thanks for setting me straight.

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