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To remain anonymous, I will not share the exact detail of my background and the real names of people that I've met while in the Philippines. The detail that I will share is that I a foreigner but I am NOT white, but I am a youngish good gooding dude. I have a location independent job that allows me to live in the Philippines. I choose Manila as the first destination of my stay due to its abundant lifestyle options and girls to choose from. Yes, this diary will be mostly about girls. I know I should've probably post it on Rooshv.com, but since I got banned from there, this forum will do.
Being Asian myself, my taste in women is remarkably similar to that of the local men, meaning I like slender light-skinned women with some curves and a beautiful face. So in this aspect, unlike other expats who date Pinays that are considered as the untouchable by local men, I am competing directly against them. I have dated girls here that just make local guys' heads turn, and my condo security guard's jaw drop, like literally. I am talking about models and beauty queens. This is expected as I was a former model, so I naturally have an edge at getting these beautiful pinays. I've only been here for less than 2 weeks, so the best has yet to come. I find these girls mostly online, but I tried to do some day games as well. This thread will chronicle my journey. As you read this diary, just know that I actually schedule many more dates than I reported here, but about half of those led to flakes. Pinays are flaky as hell. So I only report on the ones that actually show up.
The day I arrived in Manila. This girl that I had skyped was supposed to meet me at the airport, but completely flaked. I later found out that she's just a troll. Boy does the air smell bad here. I asked the taxis in the airport for their rates to my place: $900 pesos. I called BS, but couldn't find a better deal. So I coughed up the money.
Day 2: At the hotel, 2 girls from online wanted to meet up with me. Let's call them Moosh HB7 and Annie HB6. Moosh would meet me in the morning so I decided to meet with her first. It was kind of a blind meet since I only saw one picture of her. Turned out to be a cute petite girl with a perfect curve and perky tits. She took me around getting my phone set up and finding long-term stays. After we got these things taken care of, I asked her if she is going home, and she just said she is coming with me. So we went back to my hotel...and bang! Her face is cute, but she has the most amazing body of any girls I've ever had. She was so amazing that I had to cancel my meeting with Annie. We finished and got dinner, then went back to the hotel and bang some more.
Day 3: Moosh stayed with me overnight, and continued to be a good helper for getting me settled on this day. I gave her a warm hug and sent her on her way in the afternoon. I only paid for Moosh's food and gave her some taxi money home, so whoever says that you need to pay cute girls here for them to sleep with you aren't doing it right. At night, I finally meet up with Annie. She was a little bit older than what she appeared in her picture, but her curvy body was banging with a nice size C breasts. This is when I realize the Philippines as the bizzarro world. She barely spoke with me. We just kind of walked around the mall in silence. Then as I headed toward my new condo, she followed. I asked her if she's crashing over, and she said yeah. While laying in bed, we finally made some small talk then we fell asleep. We both woke up a few hours later and randomly had sex.
Day 4: I bid Annie farewell in the afternoon. The only money I spent on her was cheap dinner money. Again, you don't need to pay girls to get laid here. I decided to schedule another date with an online girl in the afternoon: Ing HB6. Again, she didn't look as good as she does on picture or on skype (she looked like a HB7 in her pic), but she dressed sexy, so I had no complains. Ing was a painfully shy girl, so I couldn't get anything going with her, so our date ended early. Not giving up, I decided to hit up some more online girls that I pipelined later in the night. One responded, Aina HB7. The girl looks kind of slutty with an amazingly slender body. Then again having had sex in the early morning, my game was off, so nothing happened.
Day 5: On this day, I just checked around my surroundings and buying things for my new condo. There were flakes.
Day 6: I decided to explore another online friend finder site today, and scheduled an instant date with a girl that I just started chatting: Ariel HB7. This girl is a tall model. As I chatted with her, I felt that she is an obvious slut, but I never do well with sluts. As I feel the date is going nowhere, I remembered that I also scheduled a date with another girl that I have pipelined for a long-term, and I was late. So I gave some excuse to end the date with Ariel so I can go to my new date. I met Rey HB7 for dinner. This girl has a beautiful 9 face but an average 5 body, for an averaged score of 7. To this day, I am not sure whether she is Eastern European or Pinay, but yeah, she looks white but with Pinay height. I wasn't feeling her during the date, but her face was an amazing sight to behold. A very shy and quiet girl. As I was sending her on her way, I decided to pull the power move and kissed her. She appreciated it. She left but I would see this girl again. Now late at night, I was determined to get laid, so I booty-called both Moosh and Annie. Annie answered and came to my place. Turned out she's on her period so I wasn't in the mood. We just slept.
Day 7: An uneventful day, except the airport flake girl contacted me again and wanting to meet up. She wanted me to go to where she is, I said no and asked her to come over. She said she would and lo and behold, never showed up. Girl is a troll. There were other flakes.
Day 8: Scheduled a day-time date with an online girl Reese HB7. She looks a lot better than in her pics. She was feeling me, but I had to end the date because I had previously scheduled a second date with Rey. Turned out to be the right choice as I would not hear from Reese again. Onto the dinner date with Rey. Her face was as stunning as ever and now she's totally into me. We had dinner and I just led her to my place. The doorman's jaw just dropped because her face was that beautiful. Despite beings shy and timid, she was the one who was all over me after we got home. She is amazing in bed and made me wonder how often she does this. Gave great head and did multiple positions. She would continue to send me sexy texts till now.
Day 9: Rey stayed over and went to work after some morning sex. Again, the only money I spent on her was on dinner. So screw you, naysayers. On this day, I tried to reinitiate contact with a few girls that I've met, no cigar. Finally, a girl who I've been pipelining for months decided to meet with me. Scheduled the date in the afternoon, but she kept on rescheduling for a later time. And when it was the time to meet, she was late by 2 hours. Everytime I had thought she was a flake, she texted me saying she's coming. So I had a bit of low expectation for this girl. When she finally showed up, boy was I impressed. Turns out she's not even Pinay but Japanese. This girl, Miko 7.5 is the prototypical cute tiny Asian girl, just my type. She looks absolutely adorable. By this time, the doorman is pissed and jealous seeing me bringing such a cute girl back home. Nothing happened though as I thought she wasn't into me. She straight up told me that she wanted to go home and I sent her on her way. She later texted me that it was good meeting me. So I had thought it was over with her...
Day 10: Scheduled a date with Moosh...who totally flaked. Now being a little bit frustrated, I texted girls randomly on my phone to meet up, and the one who responded the most enthusiastically was....Miko. Second night in a roll that I went on a date with Miko. She was still kind of aloof so I had thought that it will end the way it did the night before...boy was I wrong. She still followed me back to my place, but this time, all pretense was off. Ate her out and banged her in multiple positions just because I am a sucker for the sweet and innocent type. She had to go home because of curfew but now had a big smile on her face like she just had the f**k of her life.
Day 11: Scheduled two dates on this day. For the noon date, I met Mary HB7. Turned out she's a single-mother but you couldn't tell, as she looks like a cute young petite light-skinned Pinay. She kept on telling me that she's ugly...Ummm...whatever, she's a solid 7 (I wish I can post pictures here and not get into trouble), she just had some esteem issues because she has had a kid. We went back to my place, then she gave head and had a screaming orgasm. After that I made some excuse to send her on her way because I had another date scheduled for the night: Alice HB8. This girl is a beauty queen, something I didn't realize until later looking at her online profile, but she is a legit 8, tall, light-skin, and slender. She seems very conservative though. Which I thought I would plow through on another date.
Day 12: I had a girl's number on my phone who I forgot what she even looks like. So I randomly texted her and she showed up: Kala HB6. This girl...is not my type. Way too much tattoo and piercings. The date didn't seem to go well, as it appears to be in all dates with Pinays, until I took her home and played some games with her...then bang! She smells low-class though, like piss, and to my dismay, she decided to stay around till the next morning. Now my rooms smells bad.
Day 13: After Kala left, I looked her up. Turned out she's a model. Still not my type, so she gets a 6. Went on another date with Alice, but had to end the date early because I had earlier scheduled to meet with Moosh at night. Alice was visibly upset, I think I just lost one of my best catches...As for Moosh...she proceeded to flake again. Karma I guess. She's now off my list.
For the next day, I currently have Miko scheduled again, one of my favorites. Hope she doesn't flake. Still need to catch up with Rey and Mary again. I love the company of these three.
To be continued....
Will N Dowd was also the first name that came to my mind too... Now we have to watch this guy implode over the next few weeks and months.
I wonder why some people think the minutiae of their asexual encounters interests anybody else.
I also like the way he says "I know I should've probably post it on Rooshv.com, but since I got banned from there, this forum will do."
I wonder why he was banned.
Last edited by ryanx on Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:05 pm, edited 3 times in total.
This does indeed sound like the Asian version of Will N Dowd. Why anyone ever wants to post about their easy-as-breathing exploits, I don't know. But Philippines is easy to monger and I still think that's all its good for. Something like this could be insightful if it wasn't just about telling us about hot girls he had sex with.
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Will N Dowd had sex with ugly girls that nobody wants. I date legitimate pretty girls that local men fight over. This is not just about having sex with them. I hate pumping and dumping girls. I do not want to date any girls if I cannot see myself with them long-term. I will only dump a girl if she 1) looks different than in her picture, 2) is an obvious slut, 3) an obvious liar, and 4) a flake (see Moosh), or 5) crazy.
Here are other food for thought:
- Residence security carrying around shotgun. Really? You going to blast someone who barges in?
- Stupid line at the ATM machine.
- Traveller's check is useless
- Pinoy customer service agents are unhelpful unless you speak to them in Taglog
- Security check in mall entrances is a joke. They only check the main compartment of your bag and lightly pad you. People who carry firearms can easily hide them elsewhere.
- Assume a date is a flake until you actually see her in person. I hate to do this, but sometimes the only way to ensure that you have a date for that night is to schedule multiple dates at separate but close time slots, like: Girl A at 5, Girl B at 6, Girl C at 7, Girl D at 8. When girl A flakes, you still got three other prospects. If Girl A shows up and seems cool enough, then text Girl B to cancel that date. When it gets to 6pm and the date with Girl A is still going well and you could sense things happening, then text Girl C to cancel that date, and so on.
- Housing in Makati is expensive, but is still the prime spot to meet the most girls. I stay quiet faraway from it and thus most of the online girls are inaccessible to me. If I could do it over again, I would stay in Mayaluyong/Ortigas, which is close to Makati but with cheaper housing.
- Two useful tests for the integrity of Pinays are the Tickle Test and the Wetness Test. Girls who have been with many men are not ticklish in the stomach. And girls who are not into you but have ulterior motives to be with you have drier p***y, so proceed with caution.
- The malls have a large selection of food. Those who said the food sucks in the Philippines have bad Western taste. I eat adobo like a champ.
- The air quality is bad. Stay high up or at the mall. STAY INSIDE, it's good for your health.
- Pinays aren't moaners in bed. By contrast, North-eastern Asians are quieter on the outside but make beautiful moaning noises in bed (except Japanese).
- Pinays are easier to bed, but not as sexual once in bed as other Asians.
- Jollibee is not bad
- Internet connection sucks donkey ass. If you live here long-term and need internet extensively, get broadband.
- Lots of scammer on dating sites. One lady asked me to buy her load for her phone so she could come see me, so I asked her to buy me a car so I can pick her up...not all foreigners are dumbasses. Don't do any favors for anyone you haven't met!
- Always date on your term, not on her term. You decide where to meet and where to go. If she insists on you coming to a specific venue, next her. If she cannot come to the place you suggested, next her.
- Decide which girl to meet by how much she is into you rather by how pretty she is. If a girl asks you lots of question or sends you lots of texts, she should have priority over a more beautiful girl who only gives short responses to your questions. Just have a high-standard as a prerequisite and you will always meet a pretty girl.
- Speaking of standards, I only date girls with clear skin and without large moles.
- Be good at identifying if a girl is lying with her camera. Ask for her Line or Wechat, which will usually have more pictures of her, or get her on Skype. Being a former model, I have a keen sense of girls using camera tricks to make herself look better, so I've only been "slightly" disappointed with two girls' looks so far.
- Some girls would appear aloof when we first met, like she's disappointed. After sex when I would ask why she acted that way, she would tell me that she thought I was way too attractive for her and thought I didn't like her. Makes sense if the other guys she met are the older monger type whereas I am young, fit, and dress well.
- Wear designer closing to score some extra points. None of that Giordano or Guess shit. I wear Hermes, Prada, and Armani. Those girls know that my belt is worth a month of their salary. I look like a guy who would shop at Greenbelt. You cannot afford Hermes, Prada, and Armani? Well, you are a monger.
- If you are staying here long-term, get $500 pesos prepaid unlimited call and text plan with Globe.
- Do not take Pinoy's advice! I ended up finding better deals on everything doing my own research. For example, I was told that the department store is the best place to buy bed sheets and mops, a few days later I found a Wal-mart like store (hyper market) just few stores down. I could've saved a lot of money had they told me the hyper market outright.
- Learn Taglog
- Pinays are a weird bunch. The dates that I thought went well, I never heard from those girls again. My current top 3 girls that I had great time with all started out aloof and seemingly disinterested when we first met.
Almost all the individual facts sound right on this thread.
But somehow they don't add up.
"Pick a point and go to it."
-- Dr John Hunsucker, speaking about canoeing on Georgia's Lake Lanier, with its irregular shape, and 1000 miles of meandering shoreline
How do you know? No one has seen the girls that he dated and slept with. He told me that some of his regular girlfriends look like Tia Carrera (the hot Asian girl in the Wayne's World movies) but shorter than her.
Great list of observations and tips by the way.
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The biggest problem most guys have with Filipinas is they can't tell which girls really like them and which girls don't.
I agree Winston, though Will N has claimed some of the girls weren't that good himself. Everyone claims to have hot girls cause no one is gonna admit if their tastes are bad.
"Girls that local guys fight over" and "Model material" Pssssshhh I doubt it. I'm not saying they aren't good looking but I seriously doubt a model will be online. Plus if local guys are fighting over them why are they online to begin with? Most pinays with a slender frame and decent face do some type of modeling. I took several "Models" out. Doesn't mean they are legit models that get paid.
2 weeks is by no means time to gauge the country or the women. Check back in in a couple months and lets see how much it's changed.
I agree with the people that said this is very much like Will 'N Dowd's stories. It comes across as bragging very much, but then again it's still the Philippines we're talking about and it's a very easy place to get laid especially when you are young and handsome and have some good social skills.
MrBlueLight, I hope you are having fun in there. Enjoy it while it lasts, and before it all comes crumbling down. Sex with beautiful girls is a good way to spend one's time, but make sure you don't get screwed over because loose contacts tend to come with loose morals.
All a man really needs is one good woman and a nice place under the sun, but that's just my own humble opinion. There's no shame in some fun on the side, just be careful.
I know some of these girls are models because they use their modeling pics in online dating sites. I didn't say that they are "model material", I said that some of them ARE models. Ariel, Alice, and Kala have all worked as models, and I believe Ariel is full time. They would try to bring it up during conversation, and I would be like "so what, so was I". One of these girls, Alice, literally had all the guys turn and checking her out as we were walking in the mall. By the way, Tia Carrere is a 6 in my book. Then again, my taste is very Asian, so I score light-skinned petite girl with youthful face much higher than a full sized body big booby lady like Tia Carrere. So I like the same type of girls that Pinoys like.
Look, the point is not that I am trying to brag, it is to show the type of girls that I go after, the kind that are judged to be beautiful by Pinoy eyes. Maybe Western guys may have different taste, but I am just trying to show my taste without resorting to posting pictures (I would if there is an easier way to post pictures). As an Asian guy who have dated Asian models and celebrities from other Asian countries, I can confidently say that my standard is high when judging Asian women. And note that I have thus far only gave one girl a score of 8. The rest are 6s and 7s in my eyes. Who knows, they may even be 8s or 9s in the eyes of guys with lower standards.
Day 14: I've slowed down my effort to meet new girls. I felt now is the time to establish strong bond with girls that I've already slept with. And this day is reserved for one of my favorites: Miko the Jap. We went on a nice long romantic date, and ended up making an one hour sex tape. And don't even think about it, the only one who is allowed to watch this tape is MrBlueLight of the future when he's old and trying to relive his youth
Then why are you in the Philippines? Perhaps you already answered this but its a legit question. I personally prefer the look of North East Asian girls but have less of a connection area, no knowledge of the languages, and prefer tropical areas so I've stuck to the Philippines.
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