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The Template For Putting a US Latina In Her Place (Sticky)

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The Template For Putting a US Latina In Her Place (Sticky)

Postby E_Irizarry » February 13th, 2013, 11:55 pm

If the b.itch were to be "bilingue" (bilingual), spit this joint at her if she comes off as a picky b.itch or just downright for being a c.unt:

"Que atrevida! Me alegra que yo tenga un pasaporte valido pa coger una verdadera mujer en latinoamerica. Por que

es así?? Pues segun a tu perfil, te portas como una verdadera feminista que lo demande demasiado y ni siquiera

no te veas bonita así!!!! Verdad. Se me vence el pasaporte hasta casi 10 años despues, lo cual significa que yo

tenía renovarlo recientemente. Estoy harte de mujeres occidentalizadas como ti. Uds. parecen como las cagas de

mierda. Buen aprovecho, gran puta tu eres! Fuera pichona! Estás derrotada por haber hecho eso!!"

- Por "Yours Truly E. Irizarry" ¡Jajajajajaja! ¡Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
(2013) The %&$% is too big to put as my signature. LOL!!

Rough Translation:

How dare you! I'm happy that I have a valid passport for [going abroad] to get a real woman in Latin America. Why do I say that?
Well, according to you/your profile, you act like a real feminist that demands too much and you're not even beautiful! [That's that] Truth.
My passport will expire in almost 10 years laters, which means that I would have had renewed it recently. I'm tired of westernized
women like you. You guys look like s.hit. Enjoy - eat up, you big b.itch you! Get out of my face! You have been pwned by having it done [to yourself like] that!
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

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Re: The Template For Putting a US Latina In Her Place (Stick

Postby fightforlove » February 14th, 2013, 12:18 am

E_Irizarry wrote:If the b.itch were to be "bilingue" (bilingual), spit this joint at her if she comes off as a picky b.itch or just downright for being a c.unt:

"Que atrevida! Me alegra que yo tenga un pasaporte valido pa coger una verdadera mujer en latinoamerica. Por que

es así?? Pues segun a tu perfil, te portas como una verdadera feminista que lo demande demasiado y ni siquiera

no te veas bonita así!!!! Verdad. Se me vence el pasaporte hasta casi 10 años despues, lo cual significa que yo

tenía renovarlo recientemente. Estoy harte de mujeres occidentalizadas como ti. Uds. parecen como las cagas de

mierda. Buen aprovecho, gran puta tu eres! Fuera pichona! Estás derrotada por haber hecho eso!!"

- Por "Yours Truly E. Irizarry" ¡Jajajajajaja! ¡Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
(2013) The %&$% is too big to put as my signature. LOL!!

Rough Translation:

How dare you! I'm happy that I have a valid passport for [going abroad] to get a real woman in Latin America. Why do I say that?
Well, according to you/your profile, you act like a real feminist that demands too much and you're not even beautiful! [That's that] Truth.
My passport will expire in almost 10 years laters, which means that I would have had renewed it recently. I'm tired of westernized
women like you. You guys look like s.hit. Enjoy - eat up, you big b.itch you! Get out of my face! You have been pwned by having it done [to yourself like] that!


E Irizarry, have you been rocking more gorditas hispañas this winter?
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Postby E_Irizarry » February 14th, 2013, 12:24 am

I had one in Dec 2012 whom was an old flame from Dec 2003. I don't think we will smash again. The vibe is simply not there, but the session had transpired alright for the most part.
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

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Postby shiryu400 » February 14th, 2013, 7:42 am

Hi there. I just wanted to correct some things about your message there so the broad will really understand.

Spanish:
"Cómo te atreves?! Me alegra tener un pasaporte válido para conseguirme una verdadera mujer en Latinoamerica. Como lo sé? Pues segun lo que veo en tu perfil, me parece que te portas como una verdadera feminista que pide demasiado y ni siquiera te ves tan bonita que se diga!!!! Creemelo.
El pasaporte se me vence despues de 10 años, lo cual significa que lo he renovado recientemente. Estoy harto de mujeres Americanizadas como tú. Uds. parecen mojones de mierda. Buen provecho, gran puta que eres! Fuera perra! Te mereces que te hablen mal por portarte así!!"

English:
How dare you!? I’m glad to have a valid passport so I can get a real woman from Latin America. How do I know? According to what I see in your profile, it seems to me that you behave like a true feminist that asks for (demands) too much and you’re not even that good looking. Believe you me.
My passport won’t expire for 10 year which means I’ve recently renewed it. I’m fed up with Americanized (“westernizedâ€￾ or “Occidentalizedâ€￾ won’t work in Spanish) women like you. You look like pieces of shit. Have at it, you b*tch! Leave c*nt (get out of my face, b*tch)! You deserve for someone to speak like this to you for misbehaving like that.
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Postby E_Irizarry » February 14th, 2013, 8:31 am

shiryu400 wrote:Hi there. I just wanted to correct some things about your message there so the broad will really understand.

Spanish:
"Cómo te atreves?! Me alegra tener un pasaporte válido para conseguirme una verdadera mujer en Latinoamerica. Como lo sé? Pues segun lo que veo en tu perfil, me parece que te portas como una verdadera feminista que pide demasiado y ni siquiera te ves tan bonita que se diga!!!! Creemelo.
El pasaporte se me vence despues de 10 años, lo cual significa que lo he renovado recientemente. Estoy harto de mujeres Americanizadas como tú. Uds. parecen mojones de mierda. Buen provecho, gran puta que eres! Fuera perra! Te mereces que te hablen mal por portarte así!!"

English:
How dare you!? I’m glad to have a valid passport so I can get a real woman from Latin America. How do I know? According to what I see in your profile, it seems to me that you behave like a true feminist that asks for (demands) too much and you’re not even that good looking. Believe you me.
My passport won’t expire for 10 year which means I’ve recently renewed it. I’m fed up with Americanized (“westernizedâ€￾ or “Occidentalizedâ€￾ won’t work in Spanish) women like you. You look like pieces of shit. Have at it, you b*tch! Leave c*nt (get out of my face, b*tch)! You deserve for someone to speak like this to you for misbehaving like that.


You have to realize that some of my Spanish is South American Spanish. See, this is another thing I agree with SkateboardStephen on: at least Brazilian Porto is spoken throughout the country pretty much the same way...some dialect but minor mod. However, Spanish in the New World is so different between one region and another in the same country.

So if she were to say No entiendes, I would have rephrased it similar to yours. Sin embargo agradezco que me lo apoyaste. Fuera pichona is said in S. America. Your Spanish is more Central and Caribbean-based.
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

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Postby All_That_Is_Man » February 16th, 2013, 9:36 pm

E, man, stop associating with ANY woman in the U.S. older than 25, but ESPECIALLY U.S.-born Latinas. Seriously, you're shooting yourself in the foot here.

Does this picture not sum up ALL Latinas (U.S. or abroad) over the age of 25?:


Image


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Postby E_Irizarry » February 16th, 2013, 9:49 pm

All_That_Is_Man wrote:E, man, stop associating with ANY woman in the U.S. older than 25, but ESPECIALLY U.S.-born Latinas. Seriously, you're shooting yourself in the foot here.

Does this picture not sum up ALL Latinas (U.S. or abroad) over the age of 25?:


Image


Simón, güey.


Jajajajaa tú te equivocas cuando se trata TODAS las mujeres latinas. Solamente la mayoría de las latinas de EEUU se corrompe. Hay DEMASIADAS latinas (sin importancía de sus edades) que nacieron, se críaron, x finito que se queden en latinoamerica que se porten como verdaderas damas. Confias en mí, guy. Creémelo, guy.
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

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