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If she's from a western country you can start by asking her if she's pregnant (its hard to tell sometimes). If she's from any other country asking her for directions is a good way to break the ice. Also, ask her to recommend a good restaurant and see if she would like to join you for dinner.
The only really sensible advice in talking to the American woman might be to say things like:
"Here is my passport, I only have one bag to check.."
" Hi- you really remind me of my ex-wife. she is the one that inspired me to go overseas! "
"Here is my boarding pass...yes it is a long flight...but SO WORTH IT! "
"I used to be attracted to women like you till I moved overseas!"
"At least you are not as much of a gold digger as that one hooker I met in Manila!"
"Wow! You look so much like my Girlfriend's mother!"
" Most of the men I know are so ignorant of the world that they actually try to meet girls like you!"
That is just a few...I am sure others can do better...
How about, "If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards."
Or try this one, "When I see women who look like you, I don't know whether or not I should laugh ........... or vomit!"
Here's a good one, "beauty is only skin deep, but ugly cuts right to the bone."
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