Winston wrote:
Wow I've never seen an attractive American woman this smart before! Her name is Amy Mainzer and she is an astrophysicist for NASA. She's on the History Channel a lot in their "Universe" series.
I would send my probe into her stinking gas giant! hehe
jamesbond wrote:
She would never date a guy with just a bachelors degree, he has to have at least one PH.D.
Well, you never know... She might have some deadbeat, redneck boyfriend. The wikipedia page doesn't tell what type of family she came from. She went to prestigious schools, but if she came from humble beginnings, she might still feel insecure when she's around rich, snobs at universities and she might feel more comfortable around a dominating, lower class "bad boy."
[Amy gets out of her red pick up truck, which has a NASA bumper sticker on it, and opens the door of her new trailer which has many satellite dishes and antennas on the roof and walks in...]
Amy: Hi honey, I had the most fascinating day at work today! There was a visiting a lecturer from the Czech Republic who gave
such a fascinating lecture about dark matter. He didn't even use much string theory, which I found a bit-"
Amy's redneck boyfriend, Joe Bob: -Get out of the way, bitch! Yo' blockin' da goddamn TV uh-gen!
Amy: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I've just been so excited, since the lecture. It gave me so many new ideas about how interplan-
Joe Bob (yelling at the TV): -Ya'll call that a tackle?! Shit, (spits out some tobacco juice on the floor) I was a helluvalot meaner when me and ma' 8 cousins would rough it up after elementary school with that 'ol pigskin..."
Amy: Oh, I know! You're so strong!
Joe Bob: Didja remember the beer?
Amy: Oh, drat, I'm sorry...
Joe Bob: You gunna be sorry...
*****
I mean maybe she gets trashed at bluegrass festivals and blows like 8 hillbillies. You never know...
But, yeah, American women generally hate "average" anything and want some type of extreme guy.