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Famous quotes about women and marriage
"When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually
something wrong with her sexual organs."
"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than
her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
"Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In
this, women are now centuries behind man."
"Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show
you a man."
"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our
"Women are nothing but machines for producing
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have:
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
"Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at
them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
"My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years
of not thinking."
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the
back yard without the neighbours seeing."
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying,
'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage
your brains, genitals, current account, confidence,
razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is
always a smoke."
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from
"When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the
whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my
coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of
snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find
a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn't."
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen
for girls and thirty-seven for men."
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough
to be my wife."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married, and by then it was too late."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't
be always living for pleasure."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a
woman who'll give you a little love, a little
affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the
wrong house, that's what it means."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is
"When a man steals your wife there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy,
the single wish to be married, and the married wish to
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good
wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every
now and then she stops to breathe."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready
for an institution yet."
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor and stoic philosopher, 121-180 A.D.
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