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Getting old sucks

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Boner_Jones
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Getting old sucks

Post by Boner_Jones » May 26th, 2009, 10:39 pm

Not a deep thought...but...

...If I could wish one thing...

it would be that I would live another 50, 100, 500 or more years...

...being as young as I am now

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Post by tjh14 » August 3rd, 2009, 12:55 pm

It's not so bad. I am 53 and work at a University in China. I am much happier now than at 23, except I can't drink or screw as well :shock:
But thanks to Viagra, I can look forward to being a happy old lecher, chasing the old ladies around the old folks home in my wheelchair.
I know what you mean, I wish I could do a lot of things things differently, but I am much kinder and less angry than when I was young. Try to stay in today instead of the past or future. I just finished a book I would recommend, "The way of the peaceful warrior" by Dan Millman. Having some sort of spiritual practice is the only way I stay sane.

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Post by ladislav » August 3rd, 2009, 6:06 pm

Here in Angeles City, Philippines, the town is full of old, old men. 53 is still young by local standards. Most have girlfriends who are 18-24. Viagra and "kamagra"- Indian viagra are some of the hottest items around. There are also fellatio bars where the ol' geezahs can get serviced. We can't stop ageing but we can spend our golden years in places a bit more pleasant than a nursing home back in the ol' country.

Getting old sucks, but here in Angeles City, the old aren't the ones doing the suckin'.
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Post by Hero » August 3rd, 2009, 9:23 pm

My life is a hell of a lot better at age 41 than it was at age 25. But I wouldn't want to live forever. There are times when you say "been there, done that" and you just want to move on.

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Post by dano » March 6th, 2010, 3:46 am

Many men over the age of 40 suffer from low testosterone. Symptoms include decreased strength, high cholesterol, depression and low sex drive. I recently started taking testosterone cream(prescription) and noticed a huge difference after four days, my sex drive picked up and I had the strength of horse. The only side effect I encountered was hair loss, I stopped taking it for this reason. My understanding is viagra and cialis help in maintaining an erection but they do not help with sexual desire, testosterone helps with low sexual desire. So, if your love life is suffering you might want to try testosterone cream it works quite well.

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Post by globetrotter » March 6th, 2010, 1:02 pm

dano wrote:Many men over the age of 40 suffer from low testosterone. Symptoms include decreased strength, high cholesterol, depression and low sex drive. I recently started taking testosterone cream(prescription) and noticed a huge difference after four days, my sex drive picked up and I had the strength of horse. The only side effect I encountered was hair loss, I stopped taking it for this reason. My understanding is viagra and cialis help in maintaining an erection but they do not help with sexual desire, testosterone helps with low sexual desire. So, if your love life is suffering you might want to try testosterone cream it works quite well.
This is not "suffering from low testerone". Aging is not a disease, it is a normal and natural biological part of living as a human being.

Your testosterone is SUPPOSED TO DROP as you age.

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Post by pete98146 » March 6th, 2010, 7:21 pm

I just turned 48 and I found the best revenge to aging is to get a foxy wife or gf that is 20 years younger than you. Works every time.

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Post by jamesbond » March 6th, 2010, 7:53 pm

pete98146 wrote:I just turned 48 and I found the best revenge to aging is to get a foxy wife or gf that is 20 years younger than you. Works every time.
That sounds like a great idea! Hell, look at Hugh Hefner and other celebrities, they have much younger wives and girlfriends. Nothing cures feeling old than having a young hot wife or girlfriend! LOL :lol:

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no way

Post by firethrower1000 » March 6th, 2010, 8:40 pm

dano wrote:Many men over the age of 40 suffer from low testosterone. Symptoms include decreased strength, high cholesterol, depression and low sex drive. I recently started taking testosterone cream(prescription) and noticed a huge difference after four days, my sex drive picked up and I had the strength of horse. The only side effect I encountered was hair loss, I stopped taking it for this reason. My understanding is viagra and cialis help in maintaining an erection but they do not help with sexual desire, testosterone helps with low sexual desire. So, if your love life is suffering you might want to try testosterone cream it works quite well.
the only real cure for testosterone is yoga here is why: http://www.yogamagazine.co.uk/article.p ... icleid=148

i am 2O and i feel more energetic than most teenagers and some kids because of Yoga....

and see why yoga increases your sexual desire : http://stason.org/articles/sexuality/yo ... sexuality/

dont use these creams they dont work and are meant to boost the marketing business...ONLY NATURE CAN HELP YOU

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NO ONE IS FORCED TO GET OLD USE IT OR LOSE IT

Post by firethrower1000 » March 6th, 2010, 8:48 pm

THIS IS A VIDEO OF A 117 YEARS OLD YOGI who looks better than most 60 YEARS OLDS

here is the proof on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKe0GxpSmk

his name is Swami Maharadjah he don't smoke,don't drink alcool, does yoga , eat a litle... he look happy.... and all that he is he ows it to yoga

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Post by dano » March 6th, 2010, 9:05 pm

Well, I think theres more than one option to maintaining your virility. Heres the list so far.

1. date smokin hot 20 yr. olds
2. viagra, cialis
3. testosterone cream
4. yoga
5. low carb diet with exercise

If you did all of these things together you'd probably get a job as porn star in no time. lol

firethrower1000
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hmm quite interesting

Post by firethrower1000 » March 6th, 2010, 11:49 pm

dano wrote:Well, I think theres more than one option to maintaining your virility. Heres the list so far.

1. date smokin hot 20 yr. olds
2. viagra, cialis
3. testosterone cream
4. yoga
5. low carb diet with exercise

If you did all of these things together you'd probably get a job as porn star in no time. lol
why low carb diet? I only eat small portioned rice....Do you think carbs are bad for virility, sexuality or testosterone and aging? I really wish to know if that is the case?

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