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Programmer Wanted

Post by fschmidt » May 6th, 2016, 8:48 pm

I am looking for a programmer to develop a website for a dating service. Pay is $5000/month. Work from home anytime you want, but this is a full-time job. I am a programmer myself, but I don't have enough time for this project, so I will just manage it. Development will be in a language similar to Lua. Please let me know if you are interested.
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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by starchild5 » May 7th, 2016, 7:52 am

fschmidt wrote:I am looking for a programmer to develop a website for a dating service. Pay is $5000/month. Work from home anytime you want, but this is a full-time job. I am a programmer myself, but I don't have enough time for this project, so I will just manage it. Development will be in a language similar to Lua. Please let me know if you are interested.
I'm good in Adwords, Analytics Certified and a Google Partner, so when you looking to promote the site, you could consider me in your pool of talent :)

I'm Good in AngularJS and NodeJS...could have developed it with these tech but don't know Lua

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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by Moretorque » May 7th, 2016, 7:20 pm

You called him a Space Monster, do you really think he will hire you ? :lol:

You'll be lucky if he doesn't cut all your funding off and repossess your Saucer! :shock:
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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by starchild5 » May 8th, 2016, 3:01 am

Moretorque wrote:You called him a Space Monster, do you really think he will hire you ? :lol:

You'll be lucky if he doesn't cut all your funding off and repossess your Saucer! :shock:
Damn..You got me..That's how we infiltrate earth :twisted: :evil:

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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by Moretorque » May 8th, 2016, 4:00 am

You did say Jews were from outer space and led me to believe they are monsters of some sorts, are Matzah balls made out of people ?
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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by cdnFA » May 8th, 2016, 6:15 am

Moretorque wrote:You did say Jews were from outer space and led me to believe they are monsters of some sorts, are Matzah balls made out of people ?
Soylent Matzah?

That's just silly. Matzah balls are made from fluoride. It's a conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Being space aliens they are immune of course.


I'll take your Soylent Green and raise you a Dr Strangelove.

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Post by Moretorque » May 8th, 2016, 9:42 am

I am just curious because Soylent Greens natural color is white like Matzo but that doesn't sound right " Soylent White' so they dye it Green.....

We also know Space Monsters such as "StarChild" like to eat people and he claims Jews are Spacey Monsters as well. :roll:
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Post by droid » May 8th, 2016, 10:01 am

Moretorque wrote:I am just curious because Soylent Greens natural color is white like Matzo but that doesn't sound right " Soylent White' so they dye it Green.....
We also know Space Monsters such as "StarChild" like to eat people and he claims Jews are Spacey Monsters as well. :roll:
Don't forget, Tapatio89 is also 'olive-green'... ..the rabbit hole is much, much deeper than we all think.... :shock:
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?

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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by droid » May 8th, 2016, 10:06 am

fschmidt wrote:I am looking for a programmer to develop a website for a dating service. Pay is $5000/month. Work from home anytime you want, but this is a full-time job. I am a programmer myself, but I don't have enough time for this project, so I will just manage it. Development will be in a language similar to Lua. Please let me know if you are interested.
That's reasonable, realistic pay, cool. No time myself for my own projects either. I wish i could clone myself.
Have you tried finding someone in Odesk, and do it by stages?
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?

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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by fschmidt » May 9th, 2016, 7:33 am

starchild5 wrote:I'm good in Adwords, Analytics Certified and a Google Partner, so when you looking to promote the site, you could consider me in your pool of talent :)

I'm Good in AngularJS and NodeJS...could have developed it with these tech but don't know Lua
We have marketing covered. Javascript is basically Java syntax with Lua semantics, combined into a horrible mess.
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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by cdnFA » May 10th, 2016, 2:16 am

Moretorque wrote:I am just curious because Soylent Greens natural color is white like Matzo but that doesn't sound right " Soylent White' so they dye it Green.....

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I seem to recall that soylent came in different colours. Perhaps all of them were people.

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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by Moretorque » May 10th, 2016, 2:39 am

cdnFA wrote:
Moretorque wrote:I am just curious because Soylent Greens natural color is white like Matzo but that doesn't sound right " Soylent White' so they dye it Green.....

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I seem to recall that soylent came in different colours. Perhaps all of them were people.
It depends on what race it is, white soylent is Europeans, black soylent is Africans...

The green soylent may be Aliens? StarChild is tinted green you know. If he gets stranded on earth because his Saucer gets RE POED for showing disrespect to his masters he'll probably end up being a homeless nuisance to us all sleeping on park benches and such, then the old Schmidter can make us a fresh batch of Soylent Green matzo style to gnaw on. :P yaaaaaaa
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Re: Programmer Wanted

Post by fschmidt » May 11th, 2016, 2:07 am

As an example of how pathetic modern people are, here are my 2 posts of this ad to reddit:




Note that the pathetic incels never actually followed up on the ad. And the Lua forum is populated by mainstream modern scum as can be seen in the comments. May they all burn in hell.
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