Ugly sheboons winning beauty contests

[Adama]

Those poor women, who got passed over. How terrible!

Now tell me, what is fair about a beauty contest anyhow? They think they can reduce it down to numbers, but of course that's nonsense. They always choose who they want to choose.

Now if we were talking about some elite sprinter who makes the Olympic team, then maybe I could see someone getting into a twist over the glory of their nation for their patriotism. But a beautiful contestant winner? Why would anyone care who wins some silly contest?

It's like getting upset at the Oscars or something. Does it truly matter?

We know they have agendas.