TSA Getting More Obnoxious and All-Powerful

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Think Different
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TSA Getting More Obnoxious and All-Powerful

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The TSA (Tyrannical Stormtroopers of America, as I like to think of them) are getting stronger by the day, and their new "security exercise" (called VIPR--as in scary poisonous snake...or a bad cartoon villain) demonstrates just how much power over America they have. You can read about it here:

http://www.infowars.com/tsa-security-ex ... 000-miles/

In this regard, I'm glad I left the US behind, so at least I won't have to see this crap on a daily basis. Granted I still have to file taxes and report income, etc. from abroad, but out of sight is at least partially out of mind.

Some of the comments under that article are hilarious, including made-up lyrics, which I'll repost below:

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TSA-hole Man (tune of Secret Agent Man)

Pretending to be keeping you from danger,
He’s just a perv who likes to grope a stranger.
With each exam he makes, another bag he rakes,
Odds are you’ll see what’s missing by tomorrow!

TSA-hole man,
TSA-hole man,
Your clothes he’ll disencumber,
Before you board your plane.

Taking all nail clippers that he finds,
Oglin’ image-scans of behinds,
Oh, be careful what you say, around the TSA,
Or odds are you’ll be gate-raped ‘till tomorrow!

TSA-hole man,
TSA-hole man,
Your clothes he’ll disencumber,
Before you board your plane.

(guitar solo)

TSA-hole man,
TSA-hole man,
Your clothes he’ll disencumber,
Before you board your plane.

Gropin’ granny at the airport one day,
Then harassing travelers boarding trains the next day,
Oh no, DHS let it slip, there’s more work for this drip,
The odds are he’s at WalMart by tomorrow!

TSA-hole man,
TSA-hole man,
He’ll fondle your cucumber,
Before you board your plane.

TSA-hole Man!

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Chuck the TSA (tune of God Bless the USA)

Since nine one one the freedom’s gone,
I enjoyed all my life.
Now I rarely fly ‘cause I’m concerned,
For my children and my wife.

Obama and his tsars,
Are now ruling here today.
Our flag once stood for freedom,
But they’ve taken that away.

It’s no fun to be an American,
When you get groped for “safety�.
Or choose to get your gonads fried,
While you show your nudity.

And we barely stand up,
In long lines and endure needless delay,
Screw this fed takeover plan,
Let’s chuck the TSA!

From MSP in Minnesota,
To MEM in Tennessee,
At DFW in Texas,
TSA won’t leave you be.

From travelers to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
There’s outrage in every American heart,
And its time we stand and say …

It’s no fun to be an American,
When you get groped for “safety�.
Or choose to get your gonads fried,
While you show your nudity.

And we barely stand up,
In long lines and endure needless delay,
Screw this fed takeover plan,
Let’s chuck the TSA!

It’s no fun to be an American,
Where we get groped for “safety�.
Or choose to get your gonads fried,
While you show your nudity.

And we barely stand up,
In long lines and endure needless delay,
Screw this fed takeover plan,
Let’s chuck the TSA!
momopi
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Post by momopi »

Oh goodie, I'll be flying to Ohio next week too, LoL.

I fly up to 4 times/week for work. Next week I'm going to Manitoba (Canada) and Ohio. Counting transfer flights, I'll be on 6-7 different planes throughout the week.

I probably deal with TSA checkpoints more than anyone else here. Frankly, the most annoying part is having to remove my shoes and belt. Other than that, I rarely have to submit to the full body scan. Usually they just wave me through the metal detector. Unlike LAX and other large airports, I tend to fly to smaller airports where going through security is a breeze & the line is short.

Because I carry a lot of electronics parts and sharp tools in my luggage, they probably have me marked on their security system. So every time I go through the airport, my luggage is always searched with a TSA note inside.
C.J.
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Post by C.J. »

Heh, the times I had with the TSA weren't too bad.

However, it was interesting that one out of the many times I go through security scot-free they asked to search my one and only piece of luggage, which has typical stuff like electric trimmers, toothbrushes soap etc, nothing unusual. They asked if I had statues or valuable stuff like that in there. Even if I did, what's wrong with that?

They probably got some kind of visual/audio signal from the scan of an object I use to protect myself from electrical bombardment, which gives me chronic health problems.

When I travel nowadays though, I go by train. Good thing I decided to do this, before they really started bad-touching people.

It's very shocking what the TSA does to American citizens at airports, they get sexually abused everyday.
This is something that real men and women would get so mad about, they would start lynch mobs over it. Not Americans though! Go ahead and take your abuse like a good little slave should. XD
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