So the woman bus driver was being masculine and sarcastic-as-f**k telling me to "get the h.ell on the bus before I put
you off" (maybe she liked me and she's an AW that is showing me her dysfunctional way of liking me??).
Non-fat MILF-almost-GILF-looking White woman was the bus driver.
But I became irate and said to her, "You don't know me! Why do you speak to me like that when I was nothing
but nice to you?"
"Really, dude? You're lucky I haven't put you off of this bus yet!"
"See, I'm a mature man and I'm not a child to be taunted like that. You're suppose to be more demure and docil
as a woman."
Then this is when I had immersed myself into my spiel:
There was this dude, REGULAR PASSENGER, standing next to me on the overcrowded bus, and I said to him, "See, man. You need to
get a passport so you can go to countries where there are effeminate women". She was like, "Ooooooh what-ev-er!"
He replied, "At least you are behind the yellow line."
Then the female skank bus driver had the nerve to look to see if my feet were behind the yellow line?!!!!
So there was this African dark-skinned guy standing up on the bus and he was bending backwards to see if every woman were
sitting in the seat, like a simp African version of a Zimmermann or something.
Then I asked him, "Hey, man. Which country in W. Africa are you from?...because I can tell from your facial attributes"
He replied, "Liberia..just like Nigeria". (I shook my head at that point)
"OH no wonder you are so enabling and nice to these women on the bus; you are from an Anglophone country"
(He said nothing)
(Then I was like,) "So do Sengalese treat women like that too?"
"Oh no way! They are French, they do things their own way!" [BINGO! I'm right again!!]
"Oh alright. Here's a word of advice...like a free consultation...it's fine that you are nice to these women, but a lot of these
women might get with you because you have money or because you are not fat and because you are "dark and lovely"
to them, but in this country, they will take you to court for child support if things become that bad or alimony."
"Okay. I will keep that in mind"
"Do they have child support in Liberia, sir?"
"Oh no way, man! Women aren't free like that there!"
"Hmmm just as I have thought. Nice."
Then a hair-hatted (a weave-wearing) Black woman interjected, "I don't mean to intervene, but you speak loudly [she's
talking about my loud NY accent] and you are extremely disrespectful and rude!!!!"
"I was just telling the truth. There's nothing I said that was rude and disrespectful"
"Oh it was!" ..and storms off the bus when it had reached her bus stop.
Yup yup.
