Solving America's Problems

[fschmidt]

If I ruled America, this is how I would solve America's problems. I would gather all people who do not attend a sex-segregated religious service. I would slaughter all the men. The women who are not virgins, I would place into government run brothels. The virgin women, I would free.

Does anyone have a better idea?

[Cornfed]

A problem is that most men don’t have the opportunity to attend decent gender segregated services, so a small percentage of the men slaughtered would be hard done by. Conversely, many females would not be of use for brothels, and so should just be slaughtered. Also, you’d be cutting down the population a bit fast so there would be practical problems with keeping the lights on and such, so the slaughtering would have to be done in stages. So not a complete solution, but definitely on the right track.

[Cornfed]

Also a lot of Orthodox Jews and Muslims who do attend gender segregated services should be slaughtered. Let's not forget them.

[fschmidt]

Also a lot of Orthodox Jews and Muslims who do attend gender segregated services should be slaughtered. Let's not forget them.

I guess we disagree on this. I am fine with a decentralized government, like the Swiss have, where Orthodox Jews, Muslims, and Christians would each govern their own areas.

[Cornfed]

Also a lot of Orthodox Jews and Muslims who do attend gender segregated services should be slaughtered. Let's not forget them.

I guess we disagree on this. I am fine with a decentralized government, like the Swiss have, where Orthodox Jews, Muslims, and Christians would each govern their own areas.

I just don’t see why anyone would want to tolerate hostile foreign populations intending to screw them living within their borders benefiting from their protection. Bring back the Inquisition I say.

[fschmidt]

Someone reported my post as "advocating violence". Since I am a mod, I can see reports. I guess we should also ban quoting the Bible since it is full of violence. Of course I am not advocating violence, this thread is purely theoretical since I will never rule America.

[Cornfed]

Isn't any political statement advocating violence by definition?

[drealm]

Who would run the brothels? Muslims, Orthodox Jews or Mennonites?

[fschmidt]

Who would run the brothels? Muslims, Orthodox Jews or Mennonites?

Obviously the Orthodox Jews. See Cornfed, they are needed.

[gsjackson]

Isn't any political statement advocating violence by definition?

Maybe you're thinking about the fact that any heterosexual encounter is an act of violence against wymen. if you don't believe that, perhaps some consciousness raising from the antifa folks will prove enlightening.

And by the way, I have in the past been critical of fschmidt for thought crimes, which is a concept I don't really believe in. So, until he actually does start slitting throats, he gets credit from me for being the good guy attested to by both Jester and Winston after meeting him in person, and for being a moderator who truly does believe in free speech.

[droid]

and for being a moderator who truly does believe in free speech.

Is he really a moderator? in what forum? I want to go check it out

[Cornfed]

Isn't any political statement advocating violence by definition?

Maybe you're thinking about the fact that any heterosexual encounter is an act of violence against wymen. if you don't believe that, perhaps some consciousness raising from the antifa folks will prove enlightening.

That's just weird. I don't know what you are talking about.

And by the way, I have in the past been critical of fschmidt for thought crimes, which is a concept I don't really believe in. So, until he actually does start slitting throats, he gets credit from me for being the good guy attested to by both Jester and Winston after meeting him in person, and for being a moderator who truly does believe in free speech.

I have also met fschmidt in person and can attest that he is a seemingly good guy.

[gsjackson]

Isn't any political statement advocating violence by definition?

Maybe you're thinking about the fact that any heterosexual encounter is an act of violence against wymen. if you don't believe that, perhaps some consciousness raising from the antifa folks will prove enlightening.

That's just weird. I don't know what you are talking about.

And by the way, I have in the past been critical of fschmidt for thought crimes, which is a concept I don't really believe in. So, until he actually does start slitting throats, he gets credit from me for being the good guy attested to by both Jester and Winston after meeting him in person, and for being a moderator who truly does believe in free speech.

I have also met fschmidt in person and can attest that he is a seemingly good guy.

Obviously, you need some consciousness raising. Instead of fighting antifa, ask them humbly for some counseling and absolution of your sin of being a man.

[Nailer]

This is the only solution: