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Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:53 pm

Winston and Jewish people have a few things in common. Here are a few things I have noticed that makes me think Winston might be at least partially Jewish.

First of all, Jews tend to be very frugal with their money. Winston is also very frugal with his money, (some would say he is cheap). :lol:

Jews tend to be very analytical, so is Winston. He is so analytical that some people believe he lives in his head too much. :)

Some Jews believe that they are the 'chosen ones.' Winston also believes that he was 'chosen' to lead the 'happier abroad' movement and tell the world about it! :D

So what do you guys think, could Winston be Jewish?


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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby Ghost » Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:48 pm

Who knows how deep this rabbit hole goes, man...
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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby droid » Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:54 pm

jamesbond wrote:Winston and Jewish people have a few things in common. Here are a few things I have noticed that makes me think Winston might be at least partially Jewish.
First of all, Jews tend to be very frugal with their money. Winston is also very frugal with his money, (some would say he is cheap). :lol:
Jews tend to be very analytical, so is Winston. He is so analytical that some people believe he lives in his head too much. :)
Some Jews believe that they are the 'chosen ones.' Winston also believes that he was 'chosen' to lead the 'happier abroad' movement and tell the world about it! :D
So what do you guys think, could Winston be Jewish?


LMAO :lol:

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It can't be too deep, the earth is a flat disc after all...
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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:52 pm

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:15 pm

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:07 pm

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:49 pm

Winston is the 'Asian Moses.' He is leading men out of the dating desert of the US and into the promise land of beautiful, friendly foreign women!
So in that regard, Winston could be Jewish (at least theoretically). :D

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby Jester » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:18 am

Yeah and like the Israelites all we do is gripe and bitch at him.

Ahhh, poor Moses - uh, Winston!
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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby jamesbond » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:30 pm

Our fearless leader Winston, is featured in this video. I wonder if there is a Jewish conspiracy against Winston. :lol:

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Postby Winston » Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:10 pm

LOL. Does Winston even look Jewish? lol

Don't forget Winston's "alien soul" too. He doesn't fit into a materialistic anti-social society like normal humans are supposed to. And Jews are alleged to be aliens as well, as Starchild claimed. lol
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