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Is Winston Jewish?

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Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » July 22nd, 2015, 1:53 pm

Winston and Jewish people have a few things in common. Here are a few things I have noticed that makes me think Winston might be at least partially Jewish.

First of all, Jews tend to be very frugal with their money. Winston is also very frugal with his money, (some would say he is cheap). :lol:

Jews tend to be very analytical, so is Winston. He is so analytical that some people believe he lives in his head too much. :)

Some Jews believe that they are the 'chosen ones.' Winston also believes that he was 'chosen' to lead the 'happier abroad' movement and tell the world about it! :D

So what do you guys think, could Winston be Jewish?


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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by Ghost » July 22nd, 2015, 4:48 pm

Who knows how deep this rabbit hole goes, man...

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by droid » July 22nd, 2015, 4:54 pm

jamesbond wrote:Winston and Jewish people have a few things in common. Here are a few things I have noticed that makes me think Winston might be at least partially Jewish.
First of all, Jews tend to be very frugal with their money. Winston is also very frugal with his money, (some would say he is cheap). :lol:
Jews tend to be very analytical, so is Winston. He is so analytical that some people believe he lives in his head too much. :)
Some Jews believe that they are the 'chosen ones.' Winston also believes that he was 'chosen' to lead the 'happier abroad' movement and tell the world about it! :D
So what do you guys think, could Winston be Jewish?


LMAO :lol:

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » July 24th, 2015, 5:52 pm

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » July 25th, 2015, 1:15 pm

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » July 26th, 2015, 6:07 pm

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » October 10th, 2015, 12:49 am

Winston is the 'Asian Moses.' He is leading men out of the dating desert of the US and into the promise land of beautiful, friendly foreign women!
So in that regard, Winston could be Jewish (at least theoretically). :D

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by Jester » October 12th, 2015, 8:18 am

Yeah and like the Israelites all we do is gripe and bitch at him.

Ahhh, poor Moses - uh, Winston!
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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » January 31st, 2016, 8:30 pm

Our fearless leader Winston, is featured in this video. I wonder if there is a Jewish conspiracy against Winston. :lol:

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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by Winston » April 17th, 2017, 7:10 pm

LOL. Does Winston even look Jewish? lol

Don't forget Winston's "alien soul" too. He doesn't fit into a materialistic anti-social society like normal humans are supposed to. And Jews are alleged to be aliens as well, as Starchild claimed. lol
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Re: Is Winston Jewish?

Post by jamesbond » June 5th, 2017, 10:24 am

Could Winston secretly be a wealthy Jewish man who owns millions of dollars of stock in a large american company? :lol:

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