Re: Post Original Sonnets About Forum Members
Posted: April 8th, 2023, 7:31 am
PAG is a bum wandering around South East Asia. Obviously he is not a source of employment.
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PAG is a bum wandering around South East Asia. Obviously he is not a source of employment.
These PAG sonnets are really upsetting the four or five people that frequent this forum; you should publish more. Public D is probably close to committing suicide :/Tsar wrote: ↑April 8th, 2023, 8:12 amPAG is like a cool PAGinator
Cooler than the Terminator
He never fails come back
He'll hang the losers on a rack
He's always a guy that's strong
Never fails to prove people wrong
Yeah! The PAGinator scores a win
He throws halfwits into a trash bin
You don't mess with The Great PAG
Unless you want to be in a body bag!
That's because PAG is a King who rules
He strikes down the halfwits and fools
Now ring the bells and start to sing!
All hail PAG the Mighty Forum King!
@GerardButler Another poem for you to judge. What do you think?
Why are you getting jealous? Tsar broke up with you, get over it
PAG the Doc is in the forum houseGerardButler wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 3:44 amThese PAG sonnets are really upsetting the four or five people that frequent this forum; you should publish more. Public D is probably close to committing suicide :/Tsar wrote: ↑April 8th, 2023, 8:12 amPAG is like a cool PAGinator
Cooler than the Terminator
He never fails come back
He'll hang the losers on a rack
He's always a guy that's strong
Never fails to prove people wrong
Yeah! The PAGinator scores a win
He throws halfwits into a trash bin
You don't mess with The Great PAG
Unless you want to be in a body bag!
That's because PAG is a King who rules
He strikes down the halfwits and fools
Now ring the bells and start to sing!
All hail PAG the Mighty Forum King!
@GerardButler Another poem for you to judge. What do you think?
Beware of PAG the King IS exactly right!Tsar wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 5:44 amPAG the Doc is in the forum houseGerardButler wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 3:44 amThese PAG sonnets are really upsetting the four or five people that frequent this forum; you should publish more. Public D is probably close to committing suicide :/Tsar wrote: ↑April 8th, 2023, 8:12 amPAG is like a cool PAGinator
Cooler than the Terminator
He never fails come back
He'll hang the losers on a rack
He's always a guy that's strong
Never fails to prove people wrong
Yeah! The PAGinator scores a win
He throws halfwits into a trash bin
You don't mess with The Great PAG
Unless you want to be in a body bag!
That's because PAG is a King who rules
He strikes down the halfwits and fools
Now ring the bells and start to sing!
All hail PAG the Mighty Forum King!
@GerardButler Another poem for you to judge. What do you think?
Exposing every fool and every mouse
He's burying the Losers into a grave
Ending every halfwit and every knave
I think it's time he really up the ante
It's time to end that laughable vigilante
The fool eats buffets laying in hostel beds
Yeah! The Pirate of AYCE forgot his meds
PAG the King will hunt that hideous boar
The greatness of PAG will once again soar
Yeah! PAG puts all the halfwits to total shame!
Kings always beat Fools at every grand game!
Insolent peasants and fools will all learn to bow!
Or be butchered like an unwanted fattened cow!
Halfwits and Knaves best beware of PAG the King!
They best kneel, bow their heads, and kiss the ring!
Except one bastard with a voyage to the depths of hell
I think that's best for that voyager who is clearly unwell
What does PAG, the King and Doctor, order be done?
Should the voyager be executed or sent on the run?
@GerardButler I wrote a new sonnet for you to judge. What do you think about my latest PAG poem?
(AYCE means All You Can Eat, assuming people don't know the meaning)
ABSOLUTELY!! No reason for me to live anymore, now you finally found ONE Internet forum with ONE member who bought your life-sized BS! My life is done.GerardButler wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 3:44 amThese PAG sonnets are really upsetting the four or five people that frequent this forum; you should publish more. Public D is probably close to committing suicide :/Tsar wrote: ↑April 8th, 2023, 8:12 amPAG is like a cool PAGinator
Cooler than the Terminator
He never fails come back
He'll hang the losers on a rack
He's always a guy that's strong
Never fails to prove people wrong
Yeah! The PAGinator scores a win
He throws halfwits into a trash bin
You don't mess with The Great PAG
Unless you want to be in a body bag!
That's because PAG is a King who rules
He strikes down the halfwits and fools
Now ring the bells and start to sing!
All hail PAG the Mighty Forum King!
@GerardButler Another poem for you to judge. What do you think?
Pull the other one. You've always been against me since I made an appeal for Tsar. But it is fine. I don't care what your opinion is of me. I'm not going to ban you or anything just because of personal differences. We've been over this before.
You make out you're interested in helping Tsar, but then you try to provoke him, screw him over by trying to get him to break forum rules and stuff. From my point of view, as someone who genuinely cares for Tsar's wellbeing, I don't think you are a genuine friend to him. I think that he sees that as well. My advice to him as always been to completely avoid you.I've only tried to steer Tsar in the right direction because his interest in underage can get him into trouble with the law. It can also get him beat up or killed depending on the country.
Sure. We might have little flare ups here and there, but I don't wish you any malice or anything.Can we all make peace here? I'm not your enemy.
@GerardButler (PAG) has once again inspired another poem about his greatness and his status as a King. How do you judge this most recent poetic masterpiece that I have written?GerardButler wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 3:10 pmThat's adorable, but I retired permanently to Southeast Asia last year, where I have a three-story penthouse with a view of the ocean. I also have vacation accommodations in Europe, Colombia and Brazil. I haven't been in Berkeley in years.Voyager1 wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 7:38 amYou're going down GerardButler. On Monday I am contacting all law enforcement agencies in Berkeley, CA area about you with your photo.Pixel--Dude wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 4:35 amYou're absolutely right! Credit taken where credit is due I suppose.GerardButler wrote: ↑April 9th, 2023, 4:05 amIt is quite amusing that the above poster appears to take full credit as the unidentified person.
Your ship is no longer sailing.
Keep trying thought, you disgusting freak
@Winston