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Winston Wu for President

Post by jamesbond » January 30th, 2015, 3:20 pm

Just think how different the United States would be if Winston was elected president! He would legalize p4p, do his best to eliminate feminism and he would change the corrupt laws in America that discriminate against men.

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by Banano » January 30th, 2015, 4:20 pm

Not just legalize, he would fully subsidize p4p, ban PUA, outlaw feminism, allow only females 16-21 into the country for the next 99 years

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by pandabear » February 5th, 2015, 6:59 pm

His biggest competitor may be

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How many pornographic films has our hero Winston made?

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by Jester » February 5th, 2015, 10:58 pm

Yeah well Mr. Jeremy may have the longest schlong...

but Mr. Wu has the BIGGEST BALLS.
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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by pandabear » February 6th, 2015, 2:27 am

Jester wrote:Yeah well Mr. Jeremy may have the longest schlong...

but Mr. Wu has the BIGGEST BALLS.
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Do those enlarged balls make him a longer shot than Mr. Jeremy?

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by pandabear » February 6th, 2015, 2:30 am

Well, well, well. Our Winston Wu is already the Grand Vice President of Planning on the national board of directors of the Chinese American Citizens Alliance.

http://www.chssc.org/History/Honorees/H ... 2012g.aspx

Or, is that Winston Wu, Senior?

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by Jester » February 6th, 2015, 5:49 am

pandabear wrote:Well, well, well. Our Winston Wu is already the Grand Vice President of Planning on the national board of directors of the Chinese American Citizens Alliance.

http://www.chssc.org/History/Honorees/H ... 2012g.aspx

Or, is that Winston Wu, Senior?
Nah, that guy had actual jobs with actual responsibilities.

Can't be our Winston.
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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by jamesbond » June 2nd, 2016, 2:57 pm

Wu 2016. :D

Who should be his vice presidential running mate?

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by pandabear » August 15th, 2016, 1:46 am

Well, Ron Jeremy has endorsed Hillary.

http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/197430/ ... ntial-pick

Has Winston thrown in the towel, yet?

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by MattHanson1990 » March 30th, 2017, 9:36 pm

If Winston were POTUS:

- His VP would be Steve Hoca or Steve Neese.

- The mainstream media would talk about the social disconnection and the nightmarish dating scene in America

- Happier Abroad would become mainstream as a result; more and more frustrated men would leave America in mass numbers

- Because so many men left for greener pastures, American would have to change and become more marriage-minded. But America would end up like Russia because many men would not to marry an AW.

- Alimony, child support, and no-fault divorce would be abolished.

- p4p would be legalized and regulated.

- Organic and natural food would be made mainstream.

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by Adama » March 30th, 2017, 10:12 pm

I don't have faith in Winston Wu for president.

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by jamesbond » March 31st, 2017, 2:06 pm

MattHanson1990 wrote:If Winston were POTUS:

- His VP would be Steve Hoca or Steve Neese.

- The mainstream media would talk about the social disconnection and the nightmarish dating scene in America

- Happier Abroad would become mainstream as a result; more and more frustrated men would leave America in mass numbers

- Because so many men left for greener pastures, American would have to change and become more marriage-minded. But America would end up like Russia because many men would not to marry an AW.

- Alimony, child support, and no-fault divorce would be abolished.

- p4p would be legalized and regulated.

- Organic and natural food would be made mainstream.
Maybe Winston can run in 2024 after Trump has served two terms as president. :D
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."

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Re: Winston Wu for President

Post by Tsar » April 10th, 2017, 7:00 am

If Winston wants the forum to go to the dogs, he's getting what he wants with Voyager1 and a few other unnamed people.

Oh, and if Winston were President of the United States and the forum were the United States...this clip really sums up what I'm saying. LOL :lol:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVqzZ5dOIY[/youtube]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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