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Men didn't make enough money so women married the government

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Men didn't make enough money so women married the government

Post by jamesbond » December 19th, 2015, 1:40 pm

This picture sums up American women perfectly! :lol:

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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by IraqVet2003 » December 20th, 2015, 12:09 pm

jamesbond wrote:This picture sums up American women perfectly! :lol:

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Jamesbond that's a great post!!!!

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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by Ghost » December 21st, 2015, 8:17 am

And they think that gravy train is going to last forever. I'd hate to be an AW right about now.
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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by djfourmoney » December 21st, 2015, 11:35 am

Ghost wrote:And they think that gravy train is going to last forever. I'd hate to be an AW right about now.
Only the gravy train keeps you in poverty unless you make an effort to get out of it.

Remember that WIC only covers formula and basics like milk and cereal - No cash value

EBT Cards, all your benefits are on it, even if it's only food stamps. That said rental assistance can make sure your in a safe part of the city/town, but you don't get much more than that.

Cash Benefits are not higher than working full-time at min wage. How is that suppose to work if you have two or three children like lots of Black women do?

Why not be an AW if you have the mindset of a American male, you would be much more resourceful with the benefits you were given.

I did fairly well on pittance GR, donating plasma and getting stamps.

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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by Ghost » December 22nd, 2015, 2:25 am

I was thinking about child support and alimony mostly. That's where the real cash and prizes are for AWs. I know welfare isn't a lot, but they of course shouldn't be getting that either.

If men would vote me as dictator (I'll be the world's first legitimately elected dictator if this happens!) I could clean this mess up very quickly. I'd take a large portion of the women getting welfare and child support and alimony and make them pay it back. If they couldn't, off to state-subsidized brothels with them until their debts are paid off. I think about $5 per boink until their debts are paid would be fair.
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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by jamesbond » December 22nd, 2015, 3:07 pm

Ghost wrote:If men would vote me as dictator (I'll be the world's first legitimately elected dictator if this happens!) I could clean this mess up very quickly. I'd take a large portion of the women getting welfare and child support and alimony and make them pay it back.

If they couldn't, off to state-subsidized brothels with them until their debts are paid off. I think about $5 per boink until their debts are paid would be fair.
Hey that sounds like a good idea! :D
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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by droid » December 22nd, 2015, 3:52 pm

Freedom will require a dictatorship
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?

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Re: Men didn't make enough money so women married the govern

Post by djfourmoney » January 1st, 2016, 9:29 pm

Ghost wrote:I was thinking about child support and alimony mostly. That's where the real cash and prizes are for AWs. I know welfare isn't a lot, but they of course shouldn't be getting that either.

If men would vote me as dictator (I'll be the world's first legitimately elected dictator if this happens!) I could clean this mess up very quickly. I'd take a large portion of the women getting welfare and child support and alimony and make them pay it back. If they couldn't, off to state-subsidized brothels with them until their debts are paid off. I think about $5 per boink until their debts are paid would be fair.
Well 80% of BW are single mothers, 70% of BW are SINGLE and unmarried.

Not sure how they are taking advantage of the cash and prizes. Other than taking money from men already in marginal financial positions.

So your solution is to send women to brothels? How does that jive with legalized prostitution? Isn't one of the knocks against prostitution that women are forced to do it and you being benevolent dictator would force the women who couldn't pay back what you believe is ill gotten gains to work in brothels?

Hmmm

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