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How to make Winston more famous?

Post by pandabear » September 3rd, 2016, 4:29 am

There are a lot of great photos of Winston, but I don't think that they are widely viewed outside of this forum.

He has had one serious take-down by the Feminists

http://jezebel.com/5874834/meet-the-web ... n-and-ufos

And, one by Sandman. Plus, a couple of parody videos.

Meanwhile, his principal competitor, Roosh, is reviled the world over. He has appeared on television shows in the USA and in Ukraine. His books have been trashed as "rape guides." He can't go to Canada without provoking an international firestorm. Plus, Roosh has enjoyed an "avalanche of feminist hate":

http://www.rooshv.com/an-avalanche-of-feminist-hate

And, our poor Winston doesn't even have his own wikipedia page. He can travel anywhere, and nobody cares. No mass protests. No beer in his face. Nothing. Winston's Jezebel smack-down really could have been about any male on the interwebs. For a man, Feminists are basically okay with Winston. He gets a pass for being Chinese.

The music videos may help, but I think that Winston really needs to step up the rashness. Maybe he could make some international pornographic videos, and start a YouPorn channel--if he hasn't already--and do some well known actresses, like Maria Ozawa and Natt Chanapa. Or, to be different, maybe he could do donkeys. Or, American Feminists.

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by jamesbond » September 3rd, 2016, 11:23 pm

pandabear wrote:The music videos may help, but I think that Winston really needs to step up the rashness. Maybe he could make some international p****graphic videos, and start a YouPorn channel--if he hasn't already--and do some well known actresses, like Maria Ozawa and Natt Chanapa. Or, to be different, maybe he could do donkeys. Or, American Feminists.
Now that would be interesting. :P
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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by starchild5 » September 4th, 2016, 2:25 am

I have posted some videos of Winston and it has very good views ...Winston will be famous and is famous with his content because other market is captured by Jews :lol:

Its impossible to be fake and famous because Jews rule that space...people need real authentic info and Winston provides it....This is the level one could go being famous in truth community...if he gets a part in Hollywood movies opposite Angelina Jolie...We will already know he sold out :lol: :lol:

He cannot be more famous than now, because then the truther community will leave him...

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by El_Caudillo » September 4th, 2016, 11:54 am

You guys reckon it's a joke, but in Winston we have someone with stuff to say and the writing ability to say it. Unfortunately as a pessimist I can't imagine him getting noticed by anyone but twisted, hateful critics. The 21st century looks like a conformist victory.
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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by jamesbond » September 4th, 2016, 9:20 pm

Here is a video I made a while ago, explaining why Winston went abroad. :D

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by Adama » September 4th, 2016, 11:22 pm

Make him a martyr for the cause.
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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by pandabear » September 5th, 2016, 2:53 am

Adama wrote:Make him a martyr for the cause.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ[/youtube]

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by pandabear » September 5th, 2016, 3:07 am

jamesbond wrote:Here is a video I made a while ago, explaining why Winston went abroad. :D
Can you turn him into a p0rn star?

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by jamesbond » September 8th, 2016, 11:18 pm

pandabear wrote:Can you turn him into a p0rn star?
This is the best I can do with that subject. :D

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by Johnny1975 » September 8th, 2016, 11:52 pm

Notice how he hasn't even posted in this thread, while people talk about him. The man is a marketing genius, I'm telling you.
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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

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Re: How to make Winston more famous?

Post by pandabear » September 9th, 2016, 3:58 pm

Here we go: Winston could go to Colombia, where sex with donkeys is not only fully legal, but an important part of the culture.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1982102/

I don't think that he has been to Colombia yet, but he should first check out the movie. Then, he can go to Colombia, make some movies of his courtships with donkeys, and start promoting donkey sex tourism. Then, we'll have pictures of sexy asses all over the HA forum. Image
Donkey Love synopsis wrote:A documentary that introduces the unknown tradition of Colombians having sex and falling in love with donkeys. It starts off as a rite of passage ritual that fathers initiate with their sons and is carried on into their adulthood where men often end-up cheating on their wives with donkeys. Colombians believe that boys should practice having sex with donkeys to prepare themselves for women, that it makes their penises bigger and also that it prevents them from becoming homosexuals. This cultural practice is so widely accepted in Colombia that musicians have written songs about it, an author has written a book about it and there is even a festival that celebrates it.
Winston could also write long articles about how Colombian donkeys are superior to and more feminine than American women.

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