Wu & Dianne Song - By John Cougar Mellencamp & The R

TheRiDdLeR · Post by **TheRiDdLeR** » June 20th, 2008, 4:52 pm

A remake of the John Cougar Mellencamp classic Jack & Dianne

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Little ditty about Winnie and Dianne
Two stupid kids growin up in filipino land
Winnie's gonna be an internet star
Dianne f***ed him in the backseat of his car

Nine months later out popped a little sprog
Dianne's gave birth while Winnie was cheating like a dog
Winnie says, hey Dianne lets go down to a strip club
Dianne say no, lets stay at home and look after the bub
And Winnie says

Chorus:

Oh yeah life really sucks
This relationship thing really screws up my f***s
Oh yeah life really sucks
This baby will use some of my barfining bucks

Winnie sits back reflects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best Jackie Chan
Well you know Dianne I am going out whoring
Dianne says, baby you aint miss no-thing
Winnie says

Chorus:

Oh yeah life really sucks
This relationship thing really screws up my f***s
Oh yeah life really sucks
This baby will use some of my barfining bucks

Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible belt come down
And save my soul
Hold on to 16 as lang as you can
Changes comin round real soon
Make us woman and man

Little ditty about Winnie and Dianne
Two stupid kids doin the best they can

Grunt · Post by **Grunt** » June 20th, 2008, 6:47 pm

You wrote a song...

Do fruitcakes like you ever stop to ask does the target of your obsession give as much thought to you and your life?

If the answer is no, you have defined yourself as a loser.

P.S. you are a fruitcake

TheRiDdLeR · Post by **TheRiDdLeR** » June 20th, 2008, 7:32 pm

GayRUNT wrote:You wrote a song...

Do fruitcakes like you ever stop to ask does the target of your obsession give as much thought to you and your life?

If the answer is no, you have defined yourself as a loser.

P.S. you are a fruitcake

And yet you target me making you a bigger fruitcake. Game, set, atch Riddler. Chew on that GayRUNT

Grunt · Post by **Grunt** » June 20th, 2008, 11:51 pm

Total text posted by the homosexual rage riddler = 30 paragraphs

Total text submitted by Grunt = maybe 10 sentences

Verdict = riddler is suffering from monumental homosexual rage and is a fruitcake beyond all comprehension

Keep posting more shit nobody will read, fruitcake

p.s. you are a fruitcake

Post by **Winston** » June 22nd, 2008, 5:16 am

A friend of mine on the list had this to say about Fuller's song:

"I just read that 'poem' that f***er wrote about both of you. I guess that just proves how low-life he really is. I guess it's really no surprise at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if he even envies you deep down, knowing that you are doing the right thing..."