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Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by HappyGuy » January 9th, 2020, 7:53 am

The thread that was intercepted by their dicksword contest :lol:
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by HappyGuy » January 9th, 2020, 1:37 pm

Also fitting



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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by gsjackson » January 9th, 2020, 3:57 pm

I think the duo has comedic potential possibly comparable to those veteran troupers Corny and CE. Of course, Johnny honed his chops under Corny, a figure who looms large in the world of internet pissing contests. And am I remembering correctly that Yick may have served a brief apprenticeship with CE?

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Contrarian Expatriate » January 9th, 2020, 4:45 pm

gsjackson wrote:
January 9th, 2020, 3:57 pm
I think the duo has comedic potential possibly comparable to those veteran troupers Corny and CE.
Very glad some can see the humor in it because it was fun indeed.

However, I demoted @Cornfed months ago as his ability to faze me has all but waned. I briefly upgraded @MrManas my personal whipping boy, but that proved to be quite boring since it made me feel like a grown man beating up on a hapless pre-teen.

I'm in the mood for serious postings again.

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Johnny1975 » January 10th, 2020, 3:09 am

yick has become my unpaid marketing bitch. The more he posts, the more traffic I get.

I love seeing him lose his mind. He spends all day digging up old threads, creating fake profiles on pinalove (https://www.pinalove.com/johnny1975) and starting threads about me calling him a chink (due to him being a chink).

Also, his mother is a fat transsexual with stubble.
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by yick » January 10th, 2020, 3:07 pm

There's no 'fight' as such - it's internet handbags. I have actually offered Johnny1975 the chance to meet up when I come back to England - I even suggested I would come to his home in London to meet up, but like the shithouse, coward, online hero that he is - did not accept - luckily for him because his jaw would be shattered all over the place within 30 seconds. All he is capable of is this - (very unintelligent) online trolling - like the low IQ, human blancmange that he most certainly is.

Now the thing is, I am happier abroad, I have a job I enjoy and make my own way. My life is great, online shennanigans aren't real life - I wish Johnny1975 would get off his arse and get a job and save some money so he can go back to the Philippines - the only country with a female population who will have sex with him - so he can shag someone for the second time in his life. I am sure the Philippines holds a special place in his heart as this is the place where he lost his virginity at the age of 40 (I bet that tidbit of information didn't make the final editing process in his best selling book 'The Smart Mans Guide to Dating :lol: - which is akin to John Denver's book - The Smart Man's Guide to Flying Planes :( )

Johnny1975 keeps PM'ing me with these little outbursts as well as trying to derail threads on here where I contribute, all he is doing disrupting the forum but if there are no mods to keep this fat, double digit IQ dwarf in check then there isn't much I can do about it. Of course, being the jobless bum he is - he has more time resources to do this than I.

Johnny1975 is basically a coward and a bum - he also has the IQ of an amoeba, for some reason, he doxxed himself on here and continues to doxx himself on here with the profile he made on Pinalove - looking at it, it is easy to see why he wants a 'Happier Abroad' lifestyle (but can't because he lacks IQ, education, guts and everything needed to be a man and actually achieve this).
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by yick » January 10th, 2020, 6:13 pm

Johnny1975 walks into a pub with a baboon hanging around his neck and the barman looks at him and goes...

'Where did you get that f***ing dirty, ugly, stupid looking, disgusting ape from?'

And the baboon goes 'I met him on HappierAbroad! He wanted me to teach him how to set up an online business'.

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Winston » January 12th, 2020, 9:17 am

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Johnny1975 » January 22nd, 2020, 2:00 am

yick wrote:
January 7th, 2020, 8:07 pm
My mother is a fat transsexual with a profile on pinalove (https://www.pinalove.com/johnny1975) and I'm a faggot retard.
We are all aware of this.

And I accept.
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by yick » January 22nd, 2020, 4:19 pm

Johnny1975 wrote:
January 22nd, 2020, 2:00 am
yick wrote:
January 7th, 2020, 8:07 pm
My mother is a fat transsexual with a profile on pinalove (https://www.pinalove.com/johnny1975) and I'm a faggot retard.
We are all aware of this.

And I accept.
That is you, you're so stupid to put the name you use on here on a dating site - fat, balding, ugly, short, four eyed - no wonder you were a virgin until middle age.

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by TruthSeeker » January 23rd, 2020, 1:04 am

I suggest we call a truce and put a stop to this silliness. It's disruptive to the forum.

@Winston I suggest you issue a no contact order between yick and Johnny1975

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Johnny1975 » January 23rd, 2020, 2:53 am

yick wrote:
January 7th, 2020, 8:07 pm
My mother is a fat transsexual with a profile on pinalove (https://www.pinalove.com/johnny1975) and I'm a faggot retard.
We are all aware of this.
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by yick » January 24th, 2020, 5:25 pm

Johnny1975 wrote:
January 23rd, 2020, 2:53 am
yick wrote:
January 7th, 2020, 8:07 pm
My mother is a fat transsexual with a profile on pinalove (https://www.pinalove.com/johnny1975) and I'm a faggot retard.
We are all aware of this.
You have a double digit IQ and have the intellect of a gnat.

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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Cornfed » January 24th, 2020, 5:40 pm

TruthSeeker wrote:
January 23rd, 2020, 1:04 am
I suggest we call a truce and put a stop to this silliness. It's disruptive to the forum.

@Winston I suggest you issue a no contact order between yick and Johnny1975
Yes, I agree. This nonsense was funny at first, but now it is ruining the forum. @Winston please order these posters to stop and ban them if they don't. I know I myself have participated in behaviour like this in the past, but it is a question of degree.
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Re: Johnny vs Yick (Fight)

Post by Shemp » January 24th, 2020, 6:04 pm

@Winston, at a minimum, tell them to keep their turd flinging fight in only one thread.

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