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The Love Tub
â€œI want you to buy me a love tub,â€�- one girl whom I had been courting told me with a sly smile as we were riding a taxi down the streets of Manila.
â€œ A love tubâ€�? â€œ I did not know you were that romantic and into such lurid thingsâ€�. We were never intimate, so a request like that came as a surprise.
â€œAnything for you, girl, but I am kind of surprised. How do you think you will make use of it? Why would you need it? I mean, itâ€™s kind of early, you know. Plus if it comes to such things we can always use one at some hotelâ€�.
â€œNo, I want my own. So we can communicate betterâ€�.
â€œYou mean, a love tub would help us communicate better? Ok, I guess, it will make us feel closer in a wayâ€�. â€œKind of kinky for a nice girl like youâ€�- I thought to myself,â€� But hey, you seem to be getting bolder and bolderâ€�. â€œSo, do you know of a store that sells those?â€� I asked her.
â€œYes, I know of several stores. They sell some really good love tubs. Some are made by Toshiba, some are made by American companies. Real good technology!â€�
â€œToshiba makes love tubs now, too? I did not know that. Must be really high tech. What are those love tubs equipped with? LCDs? All kinds of consoles, I imagineâ€�.
â€œYeah, they even have screens. You can even watch a movie. And do all sorts of thingsâ€�.
â€œMan, the technology they have got nowadays!â€� I began to wonder what kind of movies we could watch together. I tried to visualize us in this hi-tech Japanese jacuzzi with a mounted screen showing x-rated flicks as we were kissing and touching and all. Water bubbling all over. My imagination was now truly going wild. I think the girl is ready!
â€œOk, so how much are they? Give me a ball park figureâ€�.
â€œOh, between 25,000 to 30,000 pesos. Not much. Actually, we can go to the store now, and I will show you the one that I likeâ€�.
The taxi stopped near a large department store, and the girl took me by the hand looking all anxious and excited about her upcoming purchase. Believe me, I was looking forward to it, too. And to the things we would be doing in that love tub. Man, she was hot, and if that what it took to get it on with her, well, so be it!
â€œOk, where is the storeâ€�? â€œIt is on the second floor. Come , I will show youâ€�. She lead me inside a small store that, strangely, looked nothing like a store selling bathtubs, jacuzzis and things like that. It wasâ€¦what? A computer store? Why would she take me here? To buy accessories for the hi-tech bubbling love bath?
She finally pointed to something that made my heart sink with shock and disappointment. Man, when would Filipinos learn to pronounce English correctly? She was pointing to a laptop computer. â€œI want this love tub. The Toshiba love tubâ€�.
She meant a laptop!
Last edited by ladislav on December 31st, 2009, 11:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
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A laptop? Gee Mr. Sugar Daddy Santa, can I have one too? I'll put it on my Christmas wish list. lol
Where do you meet such shameless girls? Geez. They are so eager to want stuff.
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I did not buy her one. But I gave her my old one when I bought a new one.
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