The Truth about French people

[ssjparris]

i got this from a friend. she lives in france and her irish friend made a list about the strange things french people do. here is the list...


# They drink from un naturally small glasses
2# They do not drive on the other side of the road.. they drive in the middle.
3# They like their cheese in big quantities
4# Elbow pads are a yes
5# They don't kiss each cheek, you kiss one, they kiss the other
6# Their cats like jumping out windows
7# They make good Bowlers
8# They throw redonkulous house parties
9# They enjoy daring each other to practice their english on unsuspecting Irish Folk
10# "boum" is lame. You must only say "fete"
11# Don't mention the Germans
12# They drink coffee from a cereal bowl.. don't question it.
13# You may possibly be given a slice of bread in hot water for breakfast. Say you are not hungry
14# Always wear comfortable shoes.. or you will die
15# Do not believe a french person when they say the weather will be bad.
16# Having pale skin is endearing
17# They like bad jokes and cheesy music
18# They enjoy their dancing.. even the guys
19# Formation dancing is a yes
20# Mickey Mouse pillows are a no
21# French parents will break into school with you at night even if it is "tres intredit"
22# They either smile a frick load or give you the death stare. Avoid the death staring ones.
23#They are reluctant to leave their handbags down.
24# Eggs are everywhere, in everything.
25# Young people eat mussels D:
26# It is cool to wear glasses.
27# If you are a garcon and you are stylish, you may tuck your shirt into your trousers. The Irish cannot pull this off
28# Pedestrians own the road.. it is ALWAYS your turn to walk. Only losers stop, look and listen
29# They're well into their badminton
30# They have an awesome country.. only with too much school ;]
8am-6pm is a tad OTT, non??

[Winston]

None of those things really matter. The biggest question is: How easy are the women to meet? How stuck up are they? Are they easy to chat up? Do they have any cold walls or barriers around them? Does social energy flow freely and naturally? Is it easy to vibe with people? Are they open minded?

[xiongmao]

Meeting French women in France? You'll be lucky. Since that new socialist guy came to power all French people have moved to England for tax purposes!

[Banano]

None of those things really matter. The biggest question is: How easy are the women to meet? How stuck up are they? Are they easy to chat up? Do they have any cold walls or barriers around them? Does social energy flow freely and naturally? Is it easy to vibe with people? Are they open minded?

You hardly hear guys having success with french women, Why is that?
I heard they look natural, no much makeup,dont shave armpits and dont take shower

[ssjparris]

None of those things really matter. The biggest question is: How easy are the women to meet? How stuck up are they? Are they easy to chat up? Do they have any cold walls or barriers around them? Does social energy flow freely and naturally? Is it easy to vibe with people? Are they open minded?

I have a best friend from france. she likes me alot and i like her. from my experience french women are very flirtatious. they are approachable for me and give body contact the minute i meet them. very social to me. but my experience is limited to the tourists here. will see what they are like when i arrive in their country. i think it is going to be the same for me.

[brigadier]

hahaha funny topic