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Discuss what's wrong with American women. Share problems, experiences and stories about them and why they suck so bad that you've had to resort to dating abroad and foreign women.
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A Typical Tuesday
By Law Dogger
Stupid alarm clock. â€œWhat time is it?â€ Becky mumbled to herself as she laid on her bed, her cat Ariel right next to her. She moved the six pillows around until she found her Iphone 5 and hit the snooze. She couldnâ€™t fall back asleep, however, so she got up and started getting ready for work. She put her hair in a bun, put on her jeans, tanktop, and Converse shoes and headed into work. Becky was a marketing manager at a mid-size company in LA. She stuffed a Cliff Bar in her purse and grabbed a bottle of water as she headed to her Jetta parked outside.
Once in the car, she took her birth control pill and started driving to work. On the way she checked her text messages. A few random numbers she didnâ€™t recognize from the weekend had texted her last night but she had already fallen asleep. One guy proposed dinner. â€œHow creepy!â€ she thought to herself. She immediately texted her best friend Alexa and told her how the guy from the bar wanted to take her to dinner. Alexa responded â€œEwwww, next!â€ Becky laughed as she pulled into the parking lot of her office.
She went inside and grabbed a donut and coffee from the kitchen before settling in at her desk. Yesterday she had taken an intense â€œcardio-fitâ€ class at her local gym. Before getting into her breakfast, she took a picture of the donut and coffee and put it on Facebook. â€œWork hard play hard! Nothing like a little treat for my hard workout yesterday â€ She threw her Iphone to her side and started making some calls for work.
A few minutes later, her boss came by to ask how she was, because she had taken a â€œpersonal dayâ€ yesterday. Becky quickly replied â€œOh Iâ€™m fine, you know just women issues.â€ In reality Becky was just hungover from partying all weekend. Nonetheless, this made her boss back off quickly and he told her he was happy she was back and reminded her of some meeting the next day.
Becky grabbed her phone to text Alexa about her bossâ€™s rude comments but saw some notifications from Facebook which, of course, Becky had to see. Thirteen likes, one comment on the donut picture! Becky was happy, though really she didnâ€™t know why. She checked the comment, it was her friend Melissa who exclaimed â€œAs if you canâ€™t afford to treat yourself! Bitch lol.â€ Becky was a size 6, and enrolled in the gym to get some of that flab off. But seeing Melissaâ€™s comment (size 12) made her wonder if she really needed to go to the gym after all. Whatever, Becky thought, itâ€™s just one donut.
Right as she was about to get back to work, she remembered she was going to text Alexa. She grabbed her Iphone and texted Alexa about her boss reminding her of a meeting right after she told him about her personal day. Alexa quickly responded, â€œwhat an ass!â€ And because girls cannot put all their thoughts into one text, a string of replies quickly came telling Becky that â€œYou should quit your job, f**k that guy.â€ Next, Alexa told Becky she should just marry rich and â€œend it lol.â€ Becky responded â€œI know right? Iâ€™ve got time though, Iâ€™ll find my Ryan Gosling â€ Becky was 30.
Work went along slowly, with Becky checking her phone every few minutes. She went to lunch with Charles who worked in her same department. Charles really liked Becky, in a sexual manner. They went to the cafe downstairs and Becky got a Cobb salad, dressing on the side to be healthy, a brownie and a diet coke. Charles offered to pay for lunch, but Becky said she could pay for herself. They sat down and started to eat. Becky told Charles all about the random guys texting her from the weekend and how creepy they were. Charles agreed: â€œSeriously, how rude of those guys to think they can just ask you out for dinner after just meeting you!â€ â€œYou have no idea Charles, these guys are just weird,â€ Becky disgustingly stated as she finished the entire dressing despite it being on the side. As they were leaving, Charles asked Becky what sheâ€™s doing that night, if she would like to join him out for a movie. His original plan was dinner, but after Beckyâ€™s comments he had to improvise. â€œThatâ€™s so sweet, but I already have plans. Maybe another time.â€ Becky had no plansâ€¦yet.
That reminded Becky, itâ€™s Tuesday night tonightâ€¦Taco Tuesdays? Wine night with the girls? What should we do!? She texted her core group of girls on what they wanted to do that night. All of them already had plans. â€œWhatever,â€ Becky wrote Alexa, â€œIâ€™ll just respond to one of these guys who texted me last night.â€ She scrolled through the texts and chose the guy who offered dinner, because she didnâ€™t have any food at home and was too lazy to go to the grocery store. She texted the dinner guy at 4:03 p.m., roughly 16 hours after he texted her the night before. He responded at 4:05 p.m., stating â€œSounds great! Iâ€™ll meet you at the restaurant.â€ A date was set.
Becky went home after work, and when she walked in saw Ariel curled up on her pillow on the couch. â€œSoooooooooo cute!â€ Becky exclaimed with glee. â€œI need to put this on instagramâ€ she thought. She sat next to Ariel, made a duck face and took a picture with her Iphone. Uploaded it and went to shower and change for dinner. She put on another pair of jeans, flip flops (but with studded rhinestones), and a slightly tighter tank top relative to her work one, but still loose given her size. When she showed up at the restaurant, roughly 15 minutes late, dinner guy was already there with a table waiting. She sat down across from him, said she was sorry for being late as they started chatting. â€œHmmâ€ she thought, this guy is not as lame as I thought. They ordered some appetizers and drinks.
Despite her initial interest, after about 30 minutes or so Becky got bored with the conversation and slyly took her phone out of her purse. â€œOne secondâ€ she told dinner guy. â€œJust need to take care of something real quick.â€ â€œGo ahead,â€ dinner guy said. She checked her Instagram, seven likes for her cat picture. Kind of low, she thought. She checked her phoneâ€™s internet connection to make sure it was working and it was. â€œWhatever, people are probably out to dinner or something,â€ she rationalized. Just as she was about to put her phone away, she got a text from Rick. Rick was someone she met two months ago at a bar and ended up going home with that night. Rick f***ed her pretty good, and simply texted her at nights for a b***y call when he has nothing to do. â€œwhats upâ€ said the text, with no capitalization or punctuation. She quickly responded, â€œAt dinner with a friend! Kind of bored, what are you doing? â€ She left her phone out on the table.
Dinner guy finally got some attention again, and started chatting about his work and what she does for work, if she is close with her family, and so on. Becky responded to all his questions, but kept one eye on her phone. â€œCome on!â€ she screamed in her head. â€œWhy the hell doesnâ€™t Rick text me back? He always f***ing does this!â€ She kept smiling the entire time at dinner guy however, completely keeping him none the wiser that her mind was elsewhere. After another 45 minutes, she decided to herself â€œThatâ€™s it, Iâ€™m done with Rick. I had enough of his shit.â€ They ordered another round of drinks and now Becky was getting a little buzzed. 30 minutes later, the waiter brought the bill to the table. Right as he put the bill down, Beckyâ€™s phone vibrated. It was Rick. He texted Becky â€œnothing, come over if you want.â€ She excused herself to the bathroom and once there Becky angrily texted Rick â€œwhat took you so long to respond??!! Not sure if I can make it anymore.â€ Rick responded back, â€œyes or no, make a decision.â€ Becky without hesitation, responded â€œK Iâ€™ll be there in 30.â€
She went back to the table and dinner guy had already paid the bill. As they were getting up, he suggested a drink at the bar next door. Becky convincingly hesitated for a second, and said, â€œYou know I have to get up early, I have this fitness class I need to go to before work. I shouldnâ€™t skip it.â€ â€œSure, another time,â€ dinner guy responded. He walked Becky to her car, gave her a kiss on the cheek and watched her drive away.
Fifteen minutes later, she was at Rickâ€™s apartment. He opened the door in a tshirt and shorts and sat back on the couch watching TV. Ten minutes later, they were having sex. They both fell asleep after, and Becky woke up around 2:00 a.m. to drive home. When she got home, she got on her MacBook Air and pulled up the gymâ€™s website to cancel the fitness class. She grabbed Ariel and plopped her cat next to her, set her alarm and got ready to pass out. Laying in bed, she thought about her day and her life in general. â€œMelissa was right,â€ she thought, â€œI donâ€™t need to get into better shape.â€ After all, Rick just f***ed her, dinner guy was all over her, she had several guys texting her and her coworker Charles keeps asking her out. â€œIâ€™m just fine â€
I'll take the good ole days when women knew to keep their f***ing mouths shut and there was none of this women's lib SHIT or f***ing feminism. I'll back Sean Connery up on his comment about a women needing a smack once in a while too. What most women forget, and they shouldn't, is they need to have a little respect for me. Men, at least the ones I hang out with, are generally bigger, badder, meaner, tougher, and hit a helluva lot harder. If that's not a good reason to at least show a man a modicum of respect, I don't know what is. Of course, they'll smack a guy and if he hits her back, she'll call the cops. That's they way it works nowadays.
For the record, if I ever got divorced, it would be a ho only diet. I don't think I could deal with some of the bullshit that goes on these days.
Even George Soros, a multi-BILLIONAIRE, has taken the plunge for the 3rd time and with an American woman.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/ ... XZ20130920
I'm not anywhere close to a billionaire and if I were in my 80s with that much bankroll, there's zippo chance of me getting marriage. Some guys never learn.
Many years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.
Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.
AB discussion thread
BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.
Here is the interview where Sean Connery talks about slapping women.
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"
"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
Thanks for bumping this.
It is EPIC.