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The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

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The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

Post by AW Warning » October 5th, 2015, 12:38 am

Guy thrown out of a nightclub.

It is an American woman's biggest thrill and a man's worst nightmare. A single lone man walks into a nightclub looking to mingle. He sits down and has a soda. Then the music starts playing, people get on the dance floor and start dancing. There is juking and grinding, men and women making those "K" formations on the dance floor. The single guy waits hours for a lady to ask him to dance, but nobody even bothers. Then he musters the nerve to kindly ask a beautiful woman if she would like to dance with him or if he can join her group. She and two of her other party members go and complain that he is harassing her. He goes and sits back down, felling rejected, but suddenly about two minutes later, two great big strongmen bouncers appear and tell the single guy that he has to leave.

They pick up the single guy, carry him over to the entrance door, and catapult him across the parking lot like a human cannonball shot out of a circus cannon. The guy flies about half the length of a football field through the air at 60 miles per hour and crash lands on the hard asphalt/concrete surface of the parking lot, suffering numerous broken bones, lacerations, and other injuries that cause him to be hospitalized for 5 months, first week which is spent in critical condition. His screams of pain and agony upon impact with the pavement are heard inside the club and the impact is seen by a group of ladies that are looking out the club's glass entrance doors or windows.

The women watching it get really excited and jump up and down with roaring laughter, and the dancing intensifies tremendously. Several women, including the ones that the guy tried to ask for a dance, even spread gossip around that the single guy is one less guy they'll ever see again, even calling the guy nasty names such as "creep," "ugly," "loser," and such. Some of the ladies in the club even find it highly erotic seeing the guy getting tossed through the air, impacting the pavement like that, and getting critically injured.

Luckily, getting catapulted at 60 miles per hour across the parking lot like a human cannonball by even ten bouncers is only a hypothetical situation, as no regular human can hurl another human that far through the air at that speed. However, particularly strong, athletic bouncers can, in real life, toss a kicked out customer up to 8 feet at around 10 miles per hour.
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Re: The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

Post by Wolfeye » October 5th, 2015, 1:02 am

I can see the first part happening, but the rest... I don't know. It COULD happen, of course- but I've seen female reactions to guys catching an ass-whupping & they didn't seem to instantly like it. If it was just out of nowhere without any context, it actually seemed to bother them a bit. If the guy was starting shit & got the f**k beat out of him, then it was something more well-liked. Especially if the guy that got f***ed-up was instigating with them.

Don't see asking a chick to dance, saying okay if rejected, and leaving her alone without giving her all kinds of glares & stares as an instigation though. I think a lot of people are just plain vicious & like to get other people to do their dirty work so they can hide in plain site. Ever hear of "SWATting"? It's the same idea with security guards, just with less risk of bullets flying all over the place or getting arrested- either of which can actually happen to the person that makes the call.

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Re: The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

Post by Adama » October 6th, 2015, 11:18 am

That story isn't even remotely probable.

Shill. He just got you to imagine that happening in your mind, while you experience fear and frustration. Almost as if it happened to you. <ignore list>
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Re: The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

Post by HouseMD » October 6th, 2015, 5:22 pm

I think the biggest thrill a woman at a nightclub can have is going home to a good banging by the right guy. Shooting guys down is actually draining for most women, only a rare few (that you should learn to spot) are the sociopathic sort that actually enjoy watching others suffer. Of course, if you've got an eye for the cues, you can avoid women like that before they even finish their second sentence and be on your way. Women aren't complicated, guys. It's not that hard.

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Re: The ultimate thrill for American women at a nightclub.

Post by AW Warning » October 16th, 2015, 8:11 pm

HouseMD wrote:I think the biggest thrill a woman at a nightclub can have is going home to a good banging by the right guy. Shooting guys down is actually draining for most women, only a rare few (that you should learn to spot) are the sociopathic sort that actually enjoy watching others suffer. Of course, if you've got an eye for the cues, you can avoid women like that before they even finish their second sentence and be on your way. Women aren't complicated, guys. It's not that hard.
Oh, there are lots of American women out there that love to see guys suffer! At nightclubs, the women have it set up so that it's the guys' job to ask them to dance exactly so the women can complain and weed out all single guys. And in fact, the exact reason there aren't any "No Single Customers" signs taped to the entrance doors of every single club nationwide is so that unsuspecting single guys will walk in, have a drink or two, try to ask a woman or two if she'd like a dance, and get thrown out. And in fact, I am sure there are some American women that literally pipe dream every day of American nightclubs having a catapulting machine, exactly like that found in a circus cannon, built into the wall next to the entrance doors, and designed to catapult a kicked-out customer at up to even 75 miles per hour and up to 200 feet through the air. Literally, a type of mechanism that the bouncers would place the kicked out customer into the catapult chamber through a side door, close and seal the door, and a single push of the button would send the kicked-out customer flying right through the air. And I am also sure that not a single one of those American women would ever want any kind of safety net, air bag, or anything; they'd want the kicked out customer to land right on the hard asphalt of the parking lot.

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