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Postby newlifeinphilippines » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:19 am

ok have fun in your flip flops. Thats retarded
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Postby droid » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:10 am

newlifeinphilippines wrote:ok have fun in your flip flops. Thats retarded


Sorry to be dogmatic about this, but look at the start of the video and tell me that's not a bum's foot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkKgaXXzQqY

I'm no GQ personality or anything but the thing is white tennis shoes and socks are kind of a no-win. If they're clean and brand new,
you look clueless/nerdy, and if they're worn-out/dirty they make you look even worse.

I think not flip flops, but some nice trekkers look real cool, there's even light-weight, ventilated, semi-formal shoes that can be worn in hot weather.
Same for pants, I used to bake myself in regular thick jeans here in FL, but I've recently discovered some light-weight pants and jeans with a nice slim cut (more expensive though).

I don't know, just like we don't like AW wearing unkempt stuff on the supermarket, perhaps so we can do things to maximize our results abroad.
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
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Postby In2dadark » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:19 am

Dragon wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:
Dragon wrote:He gives off sex tourist vibes.


hes living there now


You two should team up. Ever done a filipina spit roast?



Haha
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Postby In2dadark » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:27 am

He sounds drunk in the last one. Prolly drunk in all of 'em.
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Re: Hilarious american in philippines

Postby E Irizarry R&B Singer » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:31 pm

newlifeinphilippines wrote:
E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:This guy is off his rocker he is really far out there on his channel and now he has moved to philippine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWEtNdnTNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh6vQ3_TEa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kWqu2e1YV0

many other videos


And I thought Ron Jeremy was nasty, this guy looks like the killer in 1980's hit Terror Train

Image


ron jeremy and this guy are both jewish


....hence the correlation I have made between the two. =-)
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Postby hammanta » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:13 pm

newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:
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Postby newlifeinphilippines » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:47 pm

hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Ignore droid. His reasoning is why i dont talk to most tourist in philippines or americans in america for that matter.
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Postby hammanta » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:17 pm

newlifeinphilippines wrote:
hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Ignore droid. His reasoning is why i dont talk to most tourist in philippines or americans in america for that matter.


Haha I didn't take offense to it, I just thought his assertion was humorous. I don't go on dates like that but if I'm out during the day I'm not gonna walk around in 95 degree heat with a button up and long pants on.

And I'm with yah, don't like flip flops
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Postby droid » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:36 am

I find this really advantageous
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Postby Dragon » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:57 am

hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Makes you like a pedo sex tourist.
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Postby hammanta » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:42 pm

Dragon wrote:
hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Makes you like a pedo sex tourist.


Just curious, what is your p***y eye catching clothing choice in a country that is mid to upper 90's most of the day?
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Postby MarcosZeitola » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:47 pm

newlifeinphilippines wrote:Hot russian girl wearing a g-string

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkmtG3N68mc


Has no ass and hips tho. Eww.
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Postby Dragon » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:57 pm

hammanta wrote:
Dragon wrote:
hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Makes you like a pedo sex tourist.


Just curious, what is your p***y eye catching clothing choice in a country that is mid to upper 90's most of the day?


Don't wear anything except for a thong, duh.
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Postby hammanta » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:55 am

Dragon wrote:
hammanta wrote:
Dragon wrote:
hammanta wrote:
newlifeinphilippines wrote:whats wrong with tennish shoes and socks? I like wearing that. whats stupid is flip flops


http://postimg.org/image/npru738bh/

Ah hell you mean like this? Damn do I look like a sex tourist to? :lol:


Makes you like a pedo sex tourist.


Just curious, what is your p***y eye catching clothing choice in a country that is mid to upper 90's most of the day?


Don't wear anything except for a thong, duh.


Touche
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Postby newlifeinphilippines » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:19 am

Hes been living there since february and still no girlfriend. all scammers etc. he flirts with women all the time no bite. Doesn't look good. Outwest and pete and many others would say befriend the locals etc and he does he lives like a filipino and talks to them. Could it be that the happier abroad guys are not telling the truth about how hard it really is?
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