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"Any of You Sum B's Call Me Grandpa - I'll Kill Ya"

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"Any of You Sum B's Call Me Grandpa - I'll Kill Ya"

Post by davewe » October 16th, 2014, 11:37 pm


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Re: "Any of You Sum B's Call Me Grandpa - I'll Kill Ya"

Post by ryanx » October 18th, 2014, 12:00 am

A Very entertaining read.

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Re: "Any of You Sum B's Call Me Grandpa - I'll Kill Ya"

Post by publicduende » October 18th, 2014, 11:08 am

I love your writing style, Dave. The right balance between informative, entertaining and tongue-in-cheek. As a man happily married to a foreign woman myself, I can relate to you in so many ways.

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Post by OutWest » October 19th, 2014, 5:50 am

publicduende wrote:I love your writing style, Dave. The right balance between informative, entertaining and tongue-in-cheek. As a man happily married to a foreign woman myself, I can relate to you in so many ways.
Just wait till Davey has a hatchling at his age! LOL It is too much fun! You get called grandpa a lot, or people just refer to your "gandchild" and such. This is nothing that should bother you. If it's an older woman, just wink and
say, "My young wife INSISTED! ...and she wants three more!"

For the young ones, just look them in the eye and lower your voice a bit...as if you were telling her a very personal
secret...My own child actually....my wife is just 19 and we have A LOT OF ACTIVITY planned!"

I am sure Dave will come up with some good ones...it is a target rich environment for total irreverence. Really, I speak from experience here, you can gleefully annoy the crap out of so many people it is all worth it!

My personal favorite- " Yes, my son is just a few months old...and my other wife is having a baby in just 3 months from now..."

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