I am married to a goddess I found online!

[Exod]

Congratulations and I wish the best for you and your wife

However, I would not go as far as calling her a goddess, after all, gods and goddesses often play with the fate of mankind and require human sacrifices ahahah

Playing with the fate of people... check.
Requiring human sacrifices... check.

Yup, that's women for you.

Hopefully she won't take inspiration from Hera.

[Andrewww]

You say she doesn't need a savior yet she relocated and posted a profile on an online dating site. Why would she leave her country and look for a foreign man if she didn't need a savior ? You say money is important but then you go on explaining that who you are as a person is most important...make up your mind.

Not to sound like a jackass but those are some contradictions I noticed.