Kidnapping Brides in Kyrgyzstan

Dark_Sol · Post by **Dark_Sol** » December 9th, 2012, 11:44 am

That is f***ing awesome.

RobinHood · Post by **RobinHood** » December 9th, 2012, 12:10 pm

Can't see kidnapping catching on in the West, as no man in his right mind actually wants a lazy / fat / spoilt woman!!

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » December 9th, 2012, 12:18 pm

RobinHood wrote:Can't see kidnapping catching on in the West, as no man in his right mind actually wants a lazy / fat / spoilt woman!!

Yeah, but what if it's the other way around?
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Dark_Sol · Post by **Dark_Sol** » December 9th, 2012, 5:07 pm

AHahahaahahah, I just had an image of it. Bunch of fatties eating their chicken while trying to find Brad Pitt. They see him and can't get out of the car, so they pull a gun and shoot him in the knees.

Tsar · Post by **Tsar** » December 13th, 2012, 7:55 pm

Sort of like fishing. Find the most beautiful girl, catch her, and she's the man's bride.

Renata · Post by **Renata** » December 13th, 2012, 8:31 pm

organised crime in Kyrgyzstan

Dark_Sol · Post by **Dark_Sol** » December 13th, 2012, 9:52 pm

Renata wrote:organised crime in Kyrgyzstan

Just gave me an idea. We can use it as a niche business. Why waste time and energy while you can get someone else to do it. Be professionals in "acquiring brides"

terminator · Post by **terminator** » December 14th, 2012, 3:51 am

This is the only way many beta-guys can marry in the USA. I hope it catches on.

Renata · Post by **Renata** » December 22nd, 2012, 4:19 pm

Dark_Sol wrote:
Renata wrote:organised crime in Kyrgyzstan
Just gave me an idea. We can use it as a niche business. Why waste time and energy while you can get someone else to do it. Be professionals in "acquiring brides"

*disclaimer* lol