Pretending to be Gringo in Brazil to get laid
Posted: June 29th, 2014, 12:47 pm
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pete98146 wrote:
Again, it's been 10 years since I've been down there, but I was approached twice by university girls during my visits. Once my buddy and I were in a bar frequented by university students. One gal just sat down and wanted to know if she could practice her English.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pete98146 wrote:
Other time, I was eating lunch all alone over on Copacabana. A flower girl came over to my table and I told her, no I don't want to buy any flowers. She said, "that girl over at the other table bought you flowers." Yes, no lie. It happened. She was there studying with her books out. Too bad she was cute but I was leaving town in a few days or she would have been a great prospect.
I know...I know. She was lighter skinned and I really found myself drawn to the more Brazilian/Italian looking ladies. They to me were the REAL stunners and I'm sure they are the toughest to get. The cool thing about Brazil is that is has such a HUGE variety.Jester wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pete98146 wrote:
Again, it's been 10 years since I've been down there, but I was approached twice by university girls during my visits. Once my buddy and I were in a bar frequented by university students. One gal just sat down and wanted to know if she could practice her English.
What town???
Rio.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pete98146 wrote:
Other time, I was eating lunch all alone over on Copacabana. A flower girl came over to my table and I told her, no I don't want to buy any flowers. She said, "that girl over at the other table bought you flowers." Yes, no lie. It happened. She was there studying with her books out. Too bad she was cute but I was leaving town in a few days or she would have been a great prospect.
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That was me smacking you for not being a gentleman and following up!
LOL...ok busted! I don't have a good excuse. Missed opportunity I guess...Jester wrote:LOL
Let me get this straight Pete.
The PLETHORA of hot available women in Brazil is SO HUGE that you felt able to reject a hottie who f'n BOUGHT YOU A F'N FLOWER because......
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she was TOO F'N WHITE??????????????????????
Do I that (f'n) right????????????