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From the TravelGuideForMen newsletter:
I posted a new article on my blog pondering the
hotness of Brazilian women. I think you'll enjoy
http://www.travelguideformen.com/blog/w ... men-so-hot
OR, if you want just scroll down to read it within
this email. I think you might like the blog better
because it has images.
WHY ARE BRAZILIAN WOMEN SO HOT?
Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?
Just as it's understood that the Sun will rise every
morning - it's just as globally accepted that Brazilian
women rank among the hottest on the planet.
But the REAL question is WHY?
How To Make A Country Full Of Hot Babes In Only
Brazil's history is just as exciting as it's current affairs,
filled with ups, downs, and conflicts that could compete with any box office action thriller.
The Portuguese were the first European settlers to arrive
in the area, led by adventurous Pedro Cabral, who began
the colonial period in 1500. Little did Pedro know he was
planting the seeds of hotness, the likes of which have
never before been seen on this Planet.
Unlike the colonizing philosophy of the Spanish, the
Portuguese in Brazil were much less focused at first on
conquering, controlling, and developing the country.
Most were impoverished sailors, who were far more
interested in profitable trade and subsistence agriculture
than in territorial expansion.
Nonetheless, sugar soon came to Brazil, and with it came
imported slaves. To a degree unequaled in most of the
American colonies, the Portuguese settlers frequently
intermarried with both the Indians and the African slaves,
and there were also mixed marriages between the
Africans and Indians.
As a result, Brazil's population is a population of mixed
babies, who through some miracle have managed to keep
the perfect cocktail of the best genes available to man.
Most Brazilians possess some combination of European,
African, Amerindian, Asian, and Middle Eastern lineage,
and this multiplicity of cultural legacies is a notable
feature of current Brazilian culture, and an EXTRA
notable feature of the sexy bunda packin babes you'll see
all over Brazil...
*These are facts*
Let's get back to our history lesson... Portugal so treasured
the colony of Brazil that they actually sent its people gold
bullion to protect its integrity -- quite an unusual action.
It's almost as if Portugal knew Brazil had something special
in it, something that made it a South American treasure
worth protecting and keeping pure.
In other words, they must have known the place was more
or less dripping with smoking hot babes. There's no other
explanation. The Portuguese made some half-assed
attempts to colonize parts of America, Canada and other
South American areas, but Brazil was their baby -- their hot,
bikini-clad, long legged baby whom they would cut off
several fingers to have sex with.
Brazil's #1 Export:
I realize, of course, that this article seeks to explain why
Brazilian women are so hot, but -- as many philosophers and
Douglas Adams have stated -- often the only reasonable
answer to "why" is "why not?" There are so goddamned
many gorgeous Brazilian women that it just seems to be a
stone-set fact of life that Brazil manufactures beautiful
women as a matter of course. For Chrissakes, one country
produced all the following women:
Ana Beatriz Barros
and Juliana Martins.
A Booming Economy:
Brazil has the highest GDP in all of Latin America, with
significant agricultural and manufacturing sectors and an
enormous labor pool. It makes some sense, perhaps, that
with their economy going so well, Brazilian citizens are
generally less panicked and take the time to care for
themselves. It's easier to eat right, exercise and use skin
care products when your country isn't quadrillions of
dollars in debt -- lord knows we are, and our hottest chick
from a decade ago now looks like this:
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Weapons of Mass Seduction:
Come to think of it, there's something rather sinister about
how many hotties come from Brazil. The surplus hotness
Brazil exports on a daily basis could feed the homeless for
a decade, if spent properly. It's almost as if Brazil is trying
to corner the global market on attractive women -- as if they
want a monopoly on sexy.
I am of the opinion that Brazil actually wishes to wage war
on the civilized countries of the world by flaunting their
women in our faces -- their supermodels act as the greatest
combination defense and offense in the history of warfare.
Sure, the US could nuke them into oblivion with our massive
super weapon stockpile, but we'd literally be killing the most
beautiful women on the planet. Similarly, we might have a
more stable government with (arguably) more personal
freedoms, but hell; Brazil's got the hottest women! On paper,
our lives may be slightly better, but the Brazilian life is more
worth living simply because the sex is better. Brazil knows
that, outside of disturbing eugenic experiments, there's no
real way for the rest of the world to combat their Hottie Army.
Brazilians fight their wars not with bombs, but with bundas,
bikinis, and bosoms. And they are DEFEINITELY winning this
The Brazilian Wax & The Brazilian Thong
Need I say more? Their minds must be on sex all the time,
which leads to vaginal waxing, which leads to better sex with
better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which
leads to more sex and more hairless vulvas. It's a vicious cycle I
know we all wish we could be a part of.
God bless Brazil.
Dan DeLa Cruz
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Not only are they hot but they are friendly too! Compare that to the typical American female who, even if they are average looking, think they are hot and deserve only rich, handsome men! I guess it's a cultural difference, American women are spoiled and see men as walking atm machines and most women from other countries are more humble and friendly towards men!
Yeah, it seems like all of the Brazilian women on tagged.com have huge tits and buxom, curvy bodies! And they're friendly and willing to chat with me too, though they don't fall in love as easily as Filipinas do. I wonder if it's worth a trip down there? It would be cheaper than another trip to the Philippines.
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