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http://cebu.craigslist.com.ph/rnr/907801174.html

I dated & f***ed my share of Flips from the daughter of one of the most well-known Cebu Filipino polititian & businessman to the daughter of a Bohol priest. Had sex with the wife of a Ayala CEO even. Most girls are f***ing poor & STUPID here. A few of the smart ones have money but are fat & ugly like the one who dates a basketball center(he looks soo sad when I see them together). The ones that are well-off will f**k for the excitement of not getting caught(also to get even as 100% of their husbands barfine girls all the time). The rest(99%) f**k to get support. They are STUPID with no common sense. Never met a smart girl that was poor here yet. Every expat here has heard these lines-

1)No count the times I lied or f***ed-up, it's rude(D'oh! If you weren't soo stupid you wouldn't be saying this).

2)I need another cell phone because I was stupid enough to get it stolen in Colon(D'oh! Even stupid girls know not to show a cell there! Expect that cell to be at Lhuillier's pawn or sold to a friend or given to a family member).

3)I need money to buy medicine for a family member(we all heard this one before, amazing how many family members that get sick all at once!).

4)When you tell your girl not to text because your in a meeting or your busy, what does she do? She texts back only 1 letter to be charged as a whole message - "K". Bravo Einstein!

5)After f***ing a Flip is your CR(comfort room) all wet? It's because even the college grads don't know how to use a shower curtain. Ah the Filipinas at their best!

6)If a flip uses the toilet, will she opt for the toilet paper or use her hand in toilet water? Hmmmmm? You can take a wild guess at this but I wouldn't shake hands on it. Explains all the wet-assed flips that come out of CR's!

So if Flips were smart why would they do the things they do? Because they're not! D'oh!
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Hehe that was funny. I wonder how he got to date rich Filipinas since they are usually very stuck up and in their own shell.

Hey check out this attractive Filipina in the Cebu Craigslist personals:

http://cebu.craigslist.com.ph/w4m/959880933.html

I wonder why she chose such a dump of a background though. I wonder if middle class Filipinas use Craigslist personals.
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Damn this one is hot too! Ouch!

http://cebu.craigslist.com.ph/w4m/953576477.html

And this one has a cheerful innocent look that I like.

http://cebu.craigslist.com.ph/w4m/949047026.html
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Yeah, I saw both of them and thought they were ok. I think that other one though should pick a different location for a photo shoot then her slum yard! I think the girls outside of Luzon look slightly better as actually more Spanish colonized or fortified the Cebu area and other parts of the southern islands.
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