Nakked Fishing Charters!

[momopi]

Man I love my fishing hobby, LoL.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/adg/1673653726.html

Naked Fishing Charters!! (Ocean areas)
Date: 2010-04-02, 1:15PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-3u5yz-1673653726@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Naked Fishing Charters!!

We need a few new deck hands. We’re going to be charting “Naked Fishing Trips�. We need a couple of sexy girl deck hands that can serve food, drinks, bait and be willing to have fun in the sun! NO SEX! Just a couple of sexy naked deck hands that love the ocean!

Must be reliable and have transportation!
Must be in excellent shape!
Must have a call phone!
Open weekend schedule at least, M-F work also available!
Must have good communication skills and a class act as most clients will be upscale!

Perfect for a college student.
Please reply appropriately to (THIS AD) no copy and past responses!

[momopi]

How to get sex on Craiglist (from someone who picks up non-pro's like college girls looking to make extra $):

Go to the GIGS section
Click on "I want to hire someone"
Choose "Adult Gigs"
Fill in your ad
Check on "Pay" box on bottom
Put something like "depends on experience" for how much you're willing to pay.

Sample ad:

Title: Girls, this may sound cheesy but...

Ad: Girls, you know how guys are, always horny. So if that's something you can help me with, then I can return the favor. Maybe you're a poor college girl, working part time and need some additional $. You've come to the right place. Lets meet up, have a little fun, and I'll help you out.

Tell me a little about yourself, let's trade pictures. Let's meet for coffee and see if we hit it off. (wink wink)

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Disclaimer: not responsible for any loss of money, STD's, or police arrests.