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If Winston turned gay...

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This is only hypothetical and i was thinking about Winston and his lack of action so i thought maybe jumping over the fence for a while might be good for his love life

Would his sex life improve?No more social dicksconectednes? Loneliness gone?
What would be his SMV(sexual market value) in USA?


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Lol Banano :lol:
Similar topic had been discussed in those 'Asian guys get it harder' venues before, although the venues are mostly for heterosexuals. From what I had read many moons ago, the same beauty standard expectations apply so a gay Winston will still have no luck.
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Banano wrote:This is only hypothetical and i was thinking about Winston and his lack of action so i thought maybe jumping over the fence for a while might be good for his love life

Would his sex life improve?No more social dicksconectednes? Loneliness gone?
What would be his SMV(sexual market value) in USA?
Perhaps he would have his niche ala 'squeal like a pig' in "Deliverance" lol.
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If Winston turned gay and provided that he actually had a workout routine, I could hook him up with a BF in Massachusetts, no problems. I will simply have Mel re-activate her prior LGBT connections.

It's not in any way, shape, or form, like the heterosexual dating scene in America.
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Actually gay asiansn in America kind of do OK from what I heard. If winston loss some weight he might do better in America as a gay version than a straight version.
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chanta76 wrote:Actually gay asiansn in America kind of do OK from what I heard. If winston loss some weight he might do better in America as a gay version than a straight version.

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I would immediately try and score some of dat dare pooper. :P
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I don't have any gay connections, but I can give some suggestions on where to go in San Francisco (though my info might be out-of-date, that was 15 years ago).

If he wants to go the shemale route (more interesting than gay, IMO), he probably won't need a trachea shave like Bruce Jenner, nor does he appear to have much body hair. So all he needs to do is grow his head hair long, start taking estrogen pills and buy some high heels and dresses and he'd be ready for the Mother Lode (the shemale hangout in San Francisco which I used to walk past on my way to the post office each day back when I had a business there).
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Mr. Wu is perfect the way he is, post some pictures of dat pooper.
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He is what Winston would look like if he started wearing makeup and started dressing like a woman! :P

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This is all a insult to Mr. Wu. If anybody is having a hard time with the current society I understand but if you want to spread your gene pool it ain't gonna happen with a butt fu ck.
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This is a low-class thread:: hitting below the belt for the sake of humor.
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You are correct, sorry Winston.
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MrMan wrote:This is a low-class thread:: hitting below the belt for the sake of humor.
Yes, this part is true, however, let's look at the reality of the situation, I knew a guy who was not bad looking, but he was a social misfit. Guess what? ... he was gay but because of his interests in locomotives, Star Wars, acoustics, etc, he had no problems finding a BF. He was this smart and weird guy, not too distinct from my avatar. The difference, however, is that I'm able to appear to be normal among mainstreamers, he wasn't. In the gay community, being eccentric is not a showstopper.

If this guy was straight, he might have committed suicide, as no woman would have ever considered dating him.

BTW, he was also interested in me. Of course, he knew my orientation so he never broke protocol and tried to hit on me.
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I can't imagine Winston being gay anymore than I can imagine Winston being a mouse! :P

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