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Someone got hitched and didn't tell us?

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Someone got hitched and didn't tell us?

Post by Teal Lantern » January 19th, 2017, 4:04 pm

не поглеждай назад. 8)

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Re: Someone got hitched and didn't tell us?

Post by MrMan » January 19th, 2017, 4:56 pm

You are talking about Mr Wu in that wedding dress. Those Chinese men kind of resemble one another, but the face isn't the same. Let's just hope JamesBond doesn't do up some photos with Winston's face.

Talk about starting a marriage out the wrong way. How is that guy on that siteever going to wear the pants in the family?

The bride was afraid the dress would make her look fat. The bride's fat made her look fat. She looked fat in the tux.

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Re: Someone got hitched and didn't tell us?

Post by jamesbond » January 19th, 2017, 7:41 pm

MrMan wrote:You are talking about Mr Wu in that wedding dress. Those Chinese men kind of resemble one another, but the face isn't the same. Let's just hope JamesBond doesn't do up some photos with Winston's face.
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Re: Someone got hitched and didn't tell us?

Post by Teal Lantern » January 22nd, 2017, 6:36 pm

jamesbond wrote:
MrMan wrote:You are talking about Mr Wu in that wedding dress. Those Chinese men kind of resemble one another, but the face isn't the same. Let's just hope JamesBond doesn't do up some photos with Winston's face.
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This explains why veils were invented. :lol:
That moment when you realize you paid for Rachel but got Leah, instead. :shock:
не поглеждай назад. 8)

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